What one week on the joyless team USA does to a mf
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"I'm gonna kiss every guy on the team on the mouth"
@travisdermotts
gracie [she/her] [23] leafs / jays / sceptres / whatever other teams my faves are on now
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getting more into baseball has been teaching me a lot about where commonly used expressions probably come from
some baseballisms that I probably should have noticed were from baseball:
another one: something can be a “hit” (positive) or a “miss” (negative).
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all this discourse about how the leafs don’t know how to stick up for each other but has anyone considered that the guy who got hurt wasn’t worth sticking up for….?
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Hudson Williams leaving the CAA pre-Oscar party last night (13 March, 2026) in LA
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Thats fine actually that they dont have ABS in the classic it preserves the purity of the game or whatever completely unbiased by the last strikeout btw
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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan
And the next five years trying to be with your friends again
