Ok guys somehow im in texas don’t know how I got here

first off, you spell like a degenerate. go back to doing your 2nd grade spelling sheets, i’m sure you’ll get 50% on them this time.

secondly, he’s on my team for exactly the same reason everyone else is there for: to learn. from where he started, to where is now, he has made so much progress in mastering his powers and helping the people of torrance. which is a lot more than you’ve been doing. especially since you’re bitching and moaning in my ask box.

i am incredibly proud of him, his dedication and the amount of love he has to go around inspires me every single day.

from what i see, you have the comprehension skills of a whiny child and the maturity of one too. i hope that answered your question.

Let’s be so for real and right now, The dude is probably just butt hurt because he was told growing up that he could never be a hero, and instead of proving them wrong he decided to become a little bitch boy who’s not even smart enough to be a villain. I bet his Gmail password is some stupid shit like his first and last name.

But that’s just me guessing.

That’s so real

( @multi-paul-sdn )

ya know I never realized that you were this hot paul

Well thank you rex your quite hot too~

…..you wanna make out?

fuck yes I do get over here

alright

*they start making out sloppy Style*

( @multi-paul-sdn )

ya know I never realized that you were this hot paul

Well thank you rex your quite hot too~

…..you wanna make out?

( @multi-paul-sdn )

ya know I never realized that you were this hot paul

Rex @rexsplode-sdn would it be gay if I use my clones to give me a handjob?

idk man maybe not?

Sonar do you know? @batmanz

Who the fuck left you two together high?

idk

Rex @rexsplode-sdn would it be gay if I use my clones to give me a handjob?

idk man maybe not?

Sonar do you know? @batmanz

Oh those two just need to fuck already

Oh my favorite coworker it got to be sonar he’s the one that gave me those eddies

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BOss Helgp I gt sho in thea heade

@mechamanthethird

it’s 1am on a monday. what the hell happened?

Tha fuckin raed rimsg onn .tys dispatchhh i go sen t onm sohte me in tha fucking haed….

jesus, okay. i’m texting someone to come get you and take you to the med bay. send your location.

Oys [ insert location here] hurry plaese…

BOss Helgp I gt sho in thea heade

@mechamanthethird

it’s 1am on a monday. what the hell happened?

Tha fuckin raed rimsg onn .tys dispatchhh i go sen t onm sohte me in tha fucking haed….

( translation fuckin the red ring under dispatch I got sent on shot me in fucking the head)

BOss Helgp I gt sho in thea heade

@mechamanthethird

Some potential interactions

Today was one of those days where I had to start on the coms saying “listen up polycule” to get their attention

you rang boss?

Dude….

What if we are just a guys thoughts..

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Reblog this post if you’re okay with being notification spammed and want people to interact with you

I know I sure do! @ me in things, bug me to reply to stuff, flood my askbox. The whole nine yards.

I wonder how this would go in the dispatch universe without the other Invincible characters

oh, boy. explosions. alright…

thanks for the update. we’ll see how it goes on monday.

Sup fucks I’m the newest Z-Team member

Here’s rex’s sdn file

ALT

His stats:

Intellect stat: 5

Vigor stat: 7

Combat stat: 8

Charisma stat: 7

Mobility stat: 6

Sup guys it’s Rex coming to you from superhero dispatch network Torrance ask me anything idc

(Hey dee again purple is me)

Z teamer Rex he’s a member of The Phoenix Program because I don’t know it seems cool