Honestly I don’t like any of my works right now. I guess being sick really messed with my mood. Anyway happy reading to all of you. I have more works but I don’t have the energy for their final touches. Half of the Sinister Mark works I promised still haven’t been posted, so know that I haven’t finished them.
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just finished invincible s3 and OH. MY. GOD. I AM REELING OH MY DAYS I NEED MORE I NEED MORE I NEED MOREEEEEE mark and eve are so cuteeeeeee i’m dying plsplsplsplspls oh and - wait jic -
[[MORE]]WHERE TF ARE ALLEN AND NOLAN. they weren’t even in the ending sequence that was kinda tying things together and stuff. whole time i was wondering WHERE WERE THEY. thought so many times during The Fight that they would pop in and help but nooooo i just haaad to get my hopes up my fault ig. and that fight, love it when mark puts his whole markussy into it yes!!! but EVE. HAAAAA MY GIRL. they were so cute having each other’s backs and awwww i was just so happy and at rex’s funeral my gosh i was clutching my pillow harddddd. i need to calm myself i have to wait. just a few more days wHAT. I DID NOT NOTICE IT WAS THE IDES TODAY WHAT. k i gtg go reblog a ton of ides posts now
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A.n: The voting between the variants and Main Mark was interesting…at first strangely enough, Prisoner Mark was leading by a huge margin with around 50 votes and I was just like, “Omg Prisoner Mark fans are lying in wait,” and got excited (confession time I was happy because Prisoner Mark’s was ready LOL…but the devil knew the truth that plans would change). Then all of a sudden No Goggles Mark started rising,this lasted for almost a day and a half. And suddenly, that damn handsome one took the lead (as it should be helelelele). No Goggles Mark and Main Mark kept fighting nonstop for second place, honestly with just a 6% vote difference, Main Mark could have been first. Still the winner is clear. Watching the voting, I knew exactly what all of you were…could call it a reproductive fetish, but I can’t prove it…for now.
ANYWAY 234 people participated in the vote. If the number of likes ends up being less than that, I’ll eat all of you!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Considering he’s never done it before and that you’re his first partner, he’d definitely lack experience. Still if there were ever a competition for aftercare, he’d easily place in the top three.
Mark is already willing to take care of you normally, but when it comes to the bedroom, I can’t even imagine the things he’d do just to take that chance. While you lie there on the bed with your limbs all jelly-like, he presses kisses all over you as if you might die at any moment, breathing in that sweaty scent of yours. If you tell him it’s gross and lightly push his face away, he’ll simply grab your hand and attack your palm with kisses instead. Whether you’re strong or weak, this man is addicted to the idea of you needing him after sex. Aside from cleaning up his cum, he’ll take care of you in every other way. The only time he stalls is when you want to take a bath, he’ll delay you as much as possible, using every bit of manipulation he can so his cum stays there a little longer…especially if you’re a woman.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His eyes. Every time he can see you, rise and fall of your chest, your frown, the tiniest hint of a smile, that mischievous glint in your eyes…being able to see all of it is a blessing for him. Even if he couldn’t see you for just a single day, his heart would ache. He would fight for each and every one of those moments as if his life depended on it. Maybe he wouldn’t say it out loud but those looks alone were enough for you.
He doesn’t discriminate over what belongs to you. But if he had to pick a favorite…it would definitely be your hands. After another day that reminds him of the world’s cruelty, he needs to feel your hands roaming over his face. He leans into your touch like a reflex; I’d say he melt in your hands like a little puppy. For him, touch was usually cold and merciless in purpose but with you…he never wants the moments when his hands roam over your body to end. Just touch him, and he’ll be consumed for your sake.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically)
Here his favorite is clear, your hole. After being raised as a Viltrumite and with that Viltrumite mindset, he definitely has an obsession with reproduction. If you’re infertile or unable to have children due to gender, there might be a hint of melancholy but he will never show it to you. No matter what, being with you and releasing into you is enough. He feels these moments strengthen your bond even more, intensifying his possessiveness.
But if you can get pregnant…it’s a celebration for your eyes, a funeral for your body. It feels like you’re in an invisible race, ohh yes a race to get you pregnant as fast as possible. He’ll try every position best suited for mating. And god during these times, his ability to encourage and motivate will be amplified a hundredfold. Our big hearted Mark, growing as a character while striving to become a father.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He is trying to obtain knowledge from other lives, plants, animals, and more to make it possible for you to give birth to multiple children at once. Just imagining that you give birth to twins, triplets or quadruplets each time is enough to get him erect. Of course, you are simply grateful for the ever changing abundance on the table, thinking of him as merely a devoted husband.
In general, he loves watching the moments when you take care of your body for any reason. Get used to him staring blankly at you while you change your clothes.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
I argue that you will be the first in everything with this man. If you claim otherwise, come and sue me I’ll argue it in court. I’d say Viltrumite Mark’s inexperience comes from having focused on gaining strength until now. And when the time comes, having met you, I think he will remain loyal to you so I don’t expect him to have a bunch of wives like the other Viltrumites. Also even though I’m not sure if the empire provides the necessary reproductive training, this man’s common sense is definitely enough for everything. The first couple of nights will be his adjustment rounds and after that, it’s as if sex were his profession,he’ skilled. So you shouldn’t question his virginity, he’s definitely going to take this personally.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Every position where he can hit your g spot, reach your core. His favorite? The breeding position. He also loves any position where you’re on your back and he’s on top of you. You could tie this to a sense of dominance, but the real reason is that he wants to feel you completely. That intensity is like a drug to him. Sometimes when things get too overwhelming, he switches positions and goes in from the side. But you’ll have to struggle to push this wild child off of you.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
“How do hedgehogs sleep?” He’s so focused on going in and out that he responds to your face with a faintly startled look. “On edge.” A big grin escapes with a groan and the only thing you catch are two questioning eyes. He’s very serious. Don’t get me wrong, he’s not without a sense of humor,it’s just a little dulled…definitely a little. I wouldn’t expect him to be playful but he’ll try not to be too serious; of course he’s serious, but not so much that you can’t enjoy the moment. Usually the one making jokes with roughly a fifty-fifty chance of success is you, the goofy side. Even if he doesn’t react the way you want to each one, the fact that he listens to you intently and remembers the jokes is something. This guy is trying, alright?! Now spread your legs a little more. *eye roll*
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
The embodiment of discipline and dedication. Absolutely meticulous, cleaning with such precision that it’s as if it never grows at all, leaving just a tiny bit. If you ever make a small joke about him letting it grow a little longer, he’ll take it seriously. This guy genuinely wants to please you.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
I don’t think Viltrumite Mark has the slightest idea about romance. The closest thing to a relationship he’s ever truly witnessed in his life, even briefly, was that of his mother and father. Though, it didn’t exactly end well.
Stil I can say he’s overwhelmingly close to you throughout sex. He tries to keep his touches as gentle as possible. He’ll show, almost worshipfully, just how valuable you are. He’ll constantly press his face against you. His gaze will linger deeply, as if he thinks you’ll vanish if he lets go. You could even say he manages to make unintentional romantic touches. Praise him, encourage him and you’ll get even more of it.
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
What’s that? I don’t even think he has time for such things. The duties of the Viltrumite Empire and all the conquests already keep him more than busy. Especially after you entered his life, he still struggles to make time for you. Maybe fleeting thoughts of longing will come to mind, along with the lewd images of your body, but that only motivates him to finish his tasks faster so he can get to you, safe and waiting. In short I don’t think he ever masturbates. Maybe back in the throes of adolescence, perhaps.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
He definitely has a reproductive fetish. He’ll try to fill you to the point of impossibility. When he sees his seed flowing from your hole, he’ll slam it back in as if that hole were own private crime.
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
Only and only your bedroom. This man is obsessively disciplined. Some things you really can’t change. Considering you live within the Viltrumite Empire, there’s honestly no other place you could have sex. He finds these moments extremely private, and he would never risk getting caught with you.
If you insist, maybe he’ll take you somewhere out of sight during a mission, or if you’re watching him in the training area. Give him small, suggestive glances and say something teasing, and he’ll steamroll his training partner,leaving you completely alone with him.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Pleasing you. Seeing you reach pleasure fires Mark up like nothing else. On top of that, when you create challenges and compete with him, the thrill of knowing he’ll be rewarded pushes him even harder.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Although he doesn’t hesitate to leave bruises and marks on your body, he would never strike your face. Even the thought of it unsettles him. He shouldn’t feel this way, violence is normal for him, and while he may get rough with you during sex when he wants to, he truly won’t lay even the slightest slap on your face. A playful little tap? No, that’s reserved for your ass. He worships that beautiful face and would never allow a scratch.
If you could become pregnant and didn’t want to, he absolutely wouldn’t accept it. Unfortunately, he would force you to carry a child. He truly offers no choice in this matter, perhaps that’s the toxic aspect of your relationship.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
It’s fair to say this is almost never mentioned in your sex life. The first time you ask for it, he’ll do it without refusal, though he’ll find it a bit strange. Did people really enjoy having these parts treated like food? Strange. Perhaps that’s why you weren’t conquered by the Viltrumite Empire. But once he starts, after seeing how you tremble at his small licks and suction, and the effect it has on you, he’ll treat it as if it’s the most important battle in the world.
He is absolutely an incredible eater and he enjoys it immensely. While doing it, he watches every expression on your face, reading you with his eyes.
As for giving him oral, he won’t even bring it up unless you offer. He doesn’t want to pressure you, but if you do offer, he’ll accept without hesitation. He loves how your mouth wraps around him, and even if he fights not to take more than he should, in the end he pushes you to your limits with your hair. You’re strong, you’re his partner, you could handle it.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Quite intense and lustful. The reason it"s lustful is that he practically worships you. This man definitely won’t be fast unless he has somewhere he needs to go, he just wants to stick to you and stay.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
If there’s ever a situation where he takes you outside the bedroom, you’ll definitely have fast sex, making sure he empties himself inside you. But aside from that, even if he does it at first, it will definitely fade from your life later, like the other Viltrumites, he no longer cares about quick sex. Every single second he spends with you, he finds incredibly valuable.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
You won’t be taking any risks. Look this guy is like a walking shield against even the slightest chance of you drowning in water (while drinking). He doesn’t even want to think about seeing you in danger. He’ll eliminate anything that poses a threat to you without hesitation. He’s like a rabbit that delivers deadly kicks to anyone who so much as lays a hand on his mate. If you insist, maybe you could try one or two things in bed but even then, I’m not sure you could really call it risky.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Considering he gained his powers at an early age, joined the empire with his father while still young, and was trained as a Viltrumite soldier, I’d say he’s the most resilient variant. His rounds with you will go as far as your reproductive desire allows—and as long as you’re on the verge of passing out. Still, he’ll stop when necessary, since he doesn’t want to cause you lasting harm. Ahem unlike some sinners, your hole will remain…safe ahem ahem.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He doesn’t understand the presence of toys. Of course, he saw them among the upper classes while wiping out many civilizations, especially among slave owners. Still he doesn’t get it. Why would you want something that can’t even make you pregnant?
Mark will do anything for you but he’s not at all willing to share his lover’s body. Like a fierce cat, he’s always sulking, though this time you might notice his lip is slightly more downturned. Want to be handcuffed? One hand is enough. Want to feel completely filled and experience something different? He’ll work hard for that. Want your nipples to tingle with pleasure? His hands and mouth are at your command. He’ll refuse every offer, and as if his stubbornness isn’t enough, he’ll look at every toy in your hands as if it were complete shit.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Viltrumite Mark will take what he wants while still giving you what you want. Most likely as your relationship deepens, he’ll start being playful with you. If it weren’t for the slight curl of his lips, he would have looked almost serious and said, “What'ss the problem, didn’t you tell me to go slower, am I not giving you what you want?” His thrusts slowed maddeningly, while his warm breath brushed against your cheek.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
The only thing you can hear are his controlled, quiet breaths. Do things that will take his breath away;otherwise, aside from the occasional whimpers escaping his mouth by chance, you’re completely engulfed in silence.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Even though there’s no one around who could take you from him or even think about it, he’ll keep marking you. He actually loves it. It feels so natural to him, like the pieces of earth on the surface of the world, interesting and natural.
If he notices that you feel embarrassed about it, he’ll praise you for how well you carry it.
Also if possible he’s willing to have kiss marks from you. Place them on his neck or jaw,it doesn’t matter, he’ll take every one with complete seriousness. “You have a lipstick mark on your cheek.” The Viltrumite next to him, he looks with a neutral expression. “So what?”
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Not exaggeratedly big, not in the middle. I think he’s circumcised, a decision Debbie made when he was a baby. Its thickness and veiny structure are prominent. Whether orally or through the hole, whichever way you take it, you can definitely feel its weight. It’s the kind that waits to conquer lol.
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
I think it would become intense after you entered his life. Before that, he had no real desire for sex,he viewed it only as a means to find a suitable mate and reproduce.
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
He won’t sleep until he’s sure you’re comfortably settled and unharmed. Even after he finally drifts off, his sleep remains light,he literally has a sleep system focused on wrapping you up and keeping you safe.
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!!Warnings: Sexual content, violence, murder, cannibalism, a toxic relationship, manipulation and more. I did not write pleasant things read at your own discretion!!
Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?
I’d definitely say the first option is biting. Small or rough he’ll give you every kind of bite. I also think Sinister Mark can be pretty clingy too, of course during the rare moments when he isn’t out roaming around doing his…work. Still I wouldn’t say Mark is particularly good at giving affection or showing proper attention. That doesn’t mean he never does it, it’s just that his way of loving is…unmistakably his own. With the same hands that have done so many terrible things, sometimes he needs to remind himself that you’re his, that you’re really there. He doesn’t want to accidentally crush your skull with a squeeze that goes a little too far.
If I had to describe his love, I’d say it’s smothering and possessive. And every now and then, he might even perform gestures that imitate gentleness.
Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?
He’s a sick individual who takes pleasure in spilling blood and doesn’t care about it in the slightest. Since it’s already something he treats as normal, he’d do it for you even faster, without a second thought. This is a man who doesn’t know how to hold back, neither for himself nor for you. If there’s anything standing between you two or something he thinks creates visual clutter, he’ll get rid of it.
He doesn’t even try to hide what he does from you. He’s brutally killed people right in front of you more than once. After he’s done with his work, whether you cry or get angry only makes it more entertaining for him. No matter what reaction you give, he’ll swallow it just the same like he’s devouring flesh.
Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?
It’s something he will do almost all the time. Whatever kind of reaction you give will only increase it. You can’t even stop these behaviors of his. Someone who mocks everything with sarcasm, he easily goes past the point of being downright nauseating.
Your crying, fainting or losing your mind and trying to attack him only allows him to offer you a bigger, more mocking grin. Sinister Mark practically feeds on your pain and fear. It truly makes him feel alive, giving him a pleasant tingling beneath his skin.
Even though he is mostly sarcastic and mocking, like everything else this has its limits too. Sometimes he genuinely just expects you to stay quiet and withdraw. Otherwise, be ready to face treatment so rough it could leave you with real trauma.
Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?
Oh ho ho…poor you. Just imagine the things he’d do to you. Your relationship would be filled with forced intimacy, along with mental and physical violence. This is a man who has tasted you more than once. Never enough to kill you.
Still, the many rough red patches of scarred skin on your body are all because of him. If you’re lucky, you’ll get away with just a small bite. If not…pray he remembers that he loves you.
Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?
This is a man who truly struggles to show certain things. Still, in the beginning, it will slip through in small moments. Once you give in and start living with him,whether willingly or not,he’ll begin to open his heart to you a little more, voicing his sick love as if any of this were healthy. And he can easily use that to manipulate you for many things. If, over time, he really does become more honest with you, he’ll remind himself that he shouldn’t be doing that. In the end, though, you’re the one who sees him the most unfiltered. Still being in a relationship with Sinister Mark is like that, you’re never even sure whether the interaction between you is real or just another manipulation.
If you play your cards right, there will be moments when you can truly leave him vulnerable. These are the times when he softens the most when, for a brief moment, he can almost turn into an innocent man filled with nothing but love. And when he shows his feelings, just as everything except you becomes meaningless to him, the truth about him will be cast behind you into the shadows, like a discarded toy.
Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?
He definitely takes pleasure in this. Your discomfort doesn’t even bother him, if anything, he’ll provoke you further with his words, encouraging you to keep responding or depending on his mood, he’ll crush you in ways that make you afraid to even move your body. Emotions are his playground and while he plays with others, he devours yours separately. Even though I’ve said he won’t take you seriously, this man has no patience. There are times he simply won’t tolerate it and will put you in your place. He hates it when you forget certain truths. Still overall, he finds it cute. “Oh my poor darling…the way you cry out like that, it’s almost poetic. Being like this just for me, feels so romantic.”
Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?
If he’s in a good mood, it’s definitely his favorite cat-mouse game. He does it so often that sometimes you don’t even want to try giving him what he wants. Not that it bothers him at all. He takes pleasure in you staying obedient, he has so many ideas for playing with you in different ways. Thinking that you could actually escape him is both foolish and cute. It reminds him for a brief moment of his hunger for you, the real true kind. After that fleeting glimpse, he easily tosses it into the background as he falls after you with a playful, satisfied grin.
Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
Cannibalism that comes with sexual intimacy.
Even though he generally restrains himself, he sees you as belonging to him. And he loves you so much that he wants to feel a part of you beneath his own skin, flowing through his veins. It’s so romantic…no matter where he is, the thought of it turns him on. In situations like this, he gives off an air like an angry dog. Either he becomes extremely mocking, or he grows very quiet.
While forcing you against the nearest surface, he doesn’t hesitate to bruise your body. As he roughly pulls your legs apart and exposes them to the cold air, he fumbles with his own clothes. Even while doing that, he presses himself impatiently against you, grinding against your body as if he might crush you into nothing but a bloody pulp. Your begging means nothing to him. Right now, the only thing he wants is you inside him and himself inside you. He’ll push his hard, wet cock into your hole in a single thrust, without any preparation at all. He’s completely sure he can make it feel good for you later. Your pain, though, is the real cherry on top, watching you struggle to take him while it hurts is enough to make him growl.
Even the very first movement of his hips is so ruthless that it tears horrifying screams from your lips, screams strong enough to make soul tremble. Grabbing the back of your clothes by the collar, he rips them apart mercilessly not caring if it leaves you choking and he leans over your body before he’s even fully freed himself from the torn fabric. As he does, he forces you down further, bending you more and more. While still inside you he pushes you onto all fours, folding you nearly in half. With a slow, deliberate motion, he drags his tongue over your tailbone in one firm, unbroken lick, tasting you before continuing straight up along your spine until he reaches the nape of your neck. All the while, his thrusts remain brutal, his hands kneading your hips and your sex in a suffocating grip. Your pleas for mercy sound as beautiful to him as a nightingale’s song. He sinks his teeth into your shoulder blade like a predator biting into their enemy, deep enough that you can almost hear his teeth strike bone. You can practically hear it as if he might rip the bone free with a violent shake of his head. Instead he only buries his face deeper into your flesh, giving a few slow, subtle shakes as his teeth grind down harder. Blood spreads across your skin as sinfully as his touch. Only when his teeth finally release your bone does he pull away, dragging them out with a harsh scrape. You can feel the torn skin of the bite wound being cruelly pulled along with them as he withdraws. Scream. Struggle. Pass out if you must,your torn veins won’t help your situation at all. As he continues pounding into you again and again, he groans right beside your ear, tugging you closer while pressing hard against your stomach as if even more closeness were possible. And until blood loss finally drags you into unconsciousness, you’ll hear it, the sound of your own flesh being slowly chewed in his mouth right beside you.
Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
He doesn’t think about it all that often. Still no matter how frightening the thoughts that cross his mind may be, in his eyes they’re the happiest scenarios you could ever have together. If you’re a woman, it’s unlikely he’d be eager to start a family with you,he doesn’t like sharing, even if it would be something the two of you created together. Unless you truly want it or you accidentally end up pregnant,considering he stubbornly prefers sex without protection,it probably won’t happen.
But let’s be honest if you’re mortal, if you’re human, he’ll be even more dissatisfied with the future. Especially whenever he remembers the words of the father he killed, five hundred years (most likely,,such a conversation never even happened in his universe but ignore it). His father might be gone now, laughably so compared to what he once believed…but you? He wants to see you beside him even five hundred years from now, alive, warm and entirely his. While he ruins countless human lives without a second thought, he’ll also be chasing down every possible way to ensure you can remain by his side in the future. This is a man who doesn’t mind putting in extra effort, especially when it’s for his one and only beloved.
Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
Jealous? Of who? There isn’t a single person left around you. At first, Sinister Mark only used them to threaten you but in the end he killed your family, your friends and everyone who you knew, everyone who had ever known you at all. You still remember clearly how much he enjoyed it. And he remembers every tiny flicker in your pupils as you watched.
Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?
He likes invading your personal space. He’ll talk to you endlessly,Sinister Mark is quite the chatterbox. When he’s with you, it almost feels like he’s speaking without thinking…though you might be wrong about that. None of his actions ever feel accidental to you. His favorite thing is reminding you of his presence at every possible moment. This sick man will observe you tirelessly,just like he usually does. Sometimes he even says it out loud. Your emotions, your behavior, your glances, your breathing, your heartbeat…he can tell so quickly if anything changes. He notices it long before you’ve even fully processed what you’re feeling yourself.
Alright let’s leave the truly horrifying truths aside and focus on the slightly less terrifying ones. This man is irresistibly attractive. His uniquely manipulative nature certainly doesn’t help the situation either. And he knows exactly how to use it. He can easily shift into intimate moments with you and start them without hesitation. There’s something strange about his touch…he knows how to be gentle in a way that unsettles you just as much. Whenever he’s around you, he’ll leave as many traces of his touch and kisses on your skin as he possibly can. In that moment,he wants to be the only thought in your mind. Nothing more. Just you and him. Even though it never truly fades, his possessiveness is still there during those moments too. Still I don’t think Sinister Mark would be cruel to you without a reason or without giving himself one. Just look at his agreement with Angstrom; even if it didn’t last long, it was still something. He’s a man who knows how to get along when he wants to. I’d suggest being careful.
Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
Attractive, manipulative and would it be an exaggeration if I said he can even be a gentleman? Look, maybe that trait isn’t truly rooted in his character but he can certainly act like it is. I mean…giving Angstrom’s child a quick death for example ahem ahem. He really does know how to affect you. In bad ways, just as much as in good ones. No matter how strong or independent you are, it’s impossible not to be influenced by his manipulations and the way he behaves. Aside from those rosy moments where he wins you over by acting like a gentleman, there are also times when he’s anything but refined. Honestly, someone could write a thousand page book about all the ways he knows how to charm you.
Still Sinister Mark is a man who knows how to buy flowers and gifts. If people with an ıq lower than a monkey’s can manage it, why wouldn’t he? Be ready for the most expensive and unexpected compliments and presents. “What do you mean you don’t like German chocolate? Do you have any idea it took me six minutes to go out, get these and have them prepared?” he says with a sulky expression yet his voice carries nothing but amusement.
Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?
That depends on what you mean. If you’re talking about his true character then no, he’s an unfiltered, complete asshole. But the deeper things, the emotions and thoughts he usually mocks in other people,those are reserved only for you. Then again, since you’re the only one who can bring those feelings out of him, the question itself almost feels pointless.
Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
Another paragraph. His mindset is filled with all of this. Let’s just say it’s more about his personality, whatever it is, it’s probably more accurate to imagine what he won’t do to you rather than what he will. Ofc the easiest things are physical but he prefers to tug at you mentally and emotionally as well. These kinds of punishments usually come in response to spoiled, disobedient behavior that he finds frustrating or foolish. I don’t think most of his punishments are purely impulsive either. Sure, Sinister Mark can push someone toward violence without giving them a single moment to breathe but I don’t believe anything he does is truly unplanned. That said, it doesn’t change the fact that his ego and impulses are very much at the forefront,it’s just a bit more measured. Let me tell you this, it’s far more certain that Sinister Mark will punish you out of disappointment rather than pure anger.
Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?
Except for the right to live, he took everything lol. Just kidding you still have the right to breathe and to get dressed. Honestly I think it’s easier to write about what you haven’t lost rather than what he took.
Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
Sometimes he seems incredibly patient and other times the exact opposite, it’s hard to tell. It depends on both of your situations. Even if he can endure a lot, that doesn’t mean he won’t bother you. Still, he will remind you that there are things he simply won’t tolerate.
Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
He will move on with his life in any scenario. And if you die,which is funny to even think about, since you’re so entangled with him,there’s one thing he would truly feel, he would miss you. I think that when Sinister Mark reaches a situation he can’t tolerate, he might try to fill it with either more violence or a sudden captive-like dynamic but he might not even succeed. I hesitate because the man has no real capacity to endure anyone. Yet he will feel a longing for you that is truly painful to him, one that muddles his mind. I imagine he would blame himself for your death, even if he doesn’t fully admit it to himself, tying it instead to his lack of control and power. Given the weight of your death and his longing, it’s very likely he would strike a deal with Angstrom to acquire another version of you. He would absolutely be pushed to do this.
Leaving him is like believing in flying pigs. It’s simply not possible. Even if he keeps your hope alive just for his amusement, you’re not naive enough to truly believe it and he knows you aren’t.
If you somehow manage to escape, he will find you very quickly. Sometimes you might wonder if he’s picked up your scent,he would definitely laugh at that. The longest you might be away from him is a few hours at most and even then, hovering above you with his arms crossed, he’d make sure to tease you about it. Still if by some miracle you manage to stay away from him even for a day which is nearly impossible, one of your bones will almost certainly be broken. He won’t be pleased at all. Your time as a foolish human is already limited and yet you dared to waste even a single day by not treating him as he deserves? He will fuck you, my friend.
Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?
Regret. Sinister Mark. Yes, yes a fitting comparison.
Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?
Of course he lives in a world dirtier than Main Mark’s, and you could say it comes from his father. That said, I also believe there’s a side of him deep down that absorbs these things quickly. And he has a nihilistic way of thinking.
Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
Is this a sexual proposition? If you want you can go ahead.
Alright let’s be serious, sometimes this really stirs up annoying things within him as well. And let me add,he will absolutely never allow anyone besides himself to make you feel even the slightest negative emotion. He will erase them from the face of the earth in the most excruciating way, and yet not a single tear of yours will fall.
Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
I don’t think he’ll try to hide what he is. He expects you to see him as he is to love him, to accept him. He won’t bother trying to hide himself just for a few tears, it’s too much trouble.
I guess most yanderes don’t seriously touch their loved ones beyond a few things,they just worship them. But Sinister Mark is a complete enigma. As long as he doesn’t kill you, he will try almost everything with you. In his mind, that’s what love is at its peak. Oh and in his twisted mentality, gnawing at you is part of that love.
Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
I doubt he has any real weakness. Of course like some Viltrumites, there are things that could be considered weaknesses,certain weapons and emotions. You won’t be able to get your hands on the weapons. As for emotions, I really don’t think he’ll ever show you even the tiniest shred of vulnerability. The only moment you could call “weak” is after he’s been betrayed, returning in a maddened state after more than a year of, other than that you’ve never seen him falter.
Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?
Oh oh yes yes ohh ohh yess yess. Damn you’re walking around every day covered in bruises and bite marks do you really think the opposite is possible? On top of that, he’s a sadist who takes pleasure in your pain. He even finds it sexually appealing, which normally should be relaxing but instead makes sex unbearable. Sometimes you’ll find yourself begging and pleading just to catch a breath.
Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
He will care for you, but he won’t worship you (he’ll do it to your flesh). Sinister Mark actually respects you, even if he almost never does any of the things a person would normally do out of respect. Otherwise how could he love you at all? Still like with everything else, he proceeds in his own terrible way. In his twisted mindset, anything is considered permissible. There are no limits to what he can do to you. There’s nothing he won’t do to get what he wants. He wants to take what he desires and he might sprinkle a little patience in between.
Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
There isn’t a single moment when he doesn’t miss you. He’s completely unhinged in every way, you’d better not get too close to this guy but don’t stay too far away from him either.. Excessive longing doesn’t do any good neither for his behavior nor for everything that belongs to you.
Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?
You go through it like it’s a daily exercise (lmao). He knows how to break you but he also knows how to keep you live. That doesn’t mean he never fully breaks you,he simply has an unexplainable way of knowing how to put you back together. He takes pleasure in crushing you and just as much in reviving you in a way that lets you shine again, as if nothing ever happened.
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Following the last ask-
What if, in some strange universe, Robin ends up dating a widower Nolan?
The kitchen isn’t empty when Mark makes it downstairs that morning. He freezes just at the edge of the tiles, abruptly a lot more awake than he was a few seconds ago.
Robin is there. She’s in the kitchen, and- it isn’t the first time, so there’s no reason to freak out over it. But she’s standing by the coffee machine, frowning as she messes with the buttons, and she’s-
It’s super fucking obvious she’s stayed the night. With his dad.
[[MORE]]Which he knew! Obviously.
Dad talked to him about it before Mark met Robin for the first time, and sure, he got pretty upset about it back then. But Mom died three years ago now, and lately- it’d seemed like, lately, Dad was starting to act a bit more like he used to before. Like he wasn’t disappointed in Mark all the time for not getting his powers yet, even though he’s just turned eighteen and it’s almost the end of his senior year, and he’s supposed to go to college soon.
He just didn’t know Dad was acting different because he started dating someone. And not just some old lady his own age - physical age, whatever. No, it’s-
“G’morning,” Robin says on a yawn, fingers wriggling in a lazy wave. Her hair’s loose and extra curly, like she hasn’t brushed it yet, and he’s more used to seeing it in a plait or bun or ponytail.
She’s in pyjamas too - and he’s so, so glad she isn’t wearing one of Dad’s shirts again, like she was that one time they bumped into each other in the hallway at night, and it was so awkward that Mark wanted to drown himself in the bathroom sink. The pyjamas are way better, a loose shirt and shorts, and fluffy penguin slippers.
“Hey, hi,” he manages, shifting his weight before he darts over to the fridge. “You- uh, sleep well?”
He cringes and barely resists the urge to knock his head against the fridge door. Loads of those sorts of urges lately. Love that.
“Uh huh.”
Risking a glance back over his shoulder, he sees she’s still messing with the coffee machine. “Do you…need some help?”
“Please,” she sighs, taking a step back from it. “This thing’s too fancy.”
“It’s, uh, just a bit fiddly. I’ll show you how?” He hazards a smile, and opens the machine up to check the pod is in right. “Oh, you’ve got to turn this the other way. So the pod’s like this, see?”
“Like…” She moves beside him and peers in, and he tries not to be super conscious of how much shorter she is. Seeing her with Dad is weird enough.
Weirder because Robin’s only twenty, and Dad’s this thousands of years old alien, and maybe it isn’t as strange an age gap for Dad after- after Mom, but, it’s so fucking weird.
She’s two years older than him. They talked about Science Dog at dinner last night, because she’d picked it up recently, and she mocked Dad for being “so out of touch with pop culture”, and Mark just doesn’t get what they even have in common?
Other than Robin reading Dad’s sci-fi books that Mark didn’t even know about, but apparently she liked them enough to send a letter to the publisher complaining about a lack of sequels and a whole bunch of questions. She said it was a shock to her when Dad actually wrote back, and- maybe that’s the one way this is a really old person thing, right, to start talking through letters.
Mark said he’d never written a letter before, and immediately felt dumb and childish for it.
He clears his throat and finishes demo-ing the coffee machine, grabbing one of the mugs Robin had already set beside it on the counter. There’s two mugs. Oh, she must be…making one for Dad.
“Is my dad up?” Ugh, it feels strange saying my dad like he’s a kid and Robin is way older or something. She’s college aged. Sure, she doesn’t attend college - she’s a mechanic, works on cars but is really into motorbikes, and she’s been building one from scratch lately - but that’s the age bracket. His age bracket.
“Supervillain attack called him out,” Robin says, seeming totally at ease even though it had to be a crazy thing to discover, finding out she’s dating Omni-Man.
The big reveal happened when she was caught up in an alien invasion too. A classic, and- Dad met Mom when she was being attacked by a supervillain, and Mark is trying really hard to be happy for Dad, he is, but it just feels awful sometimes.
But it isn’t Robin’s fault. She’s great, really cool and funny in this laidback, deadpan sort of way? But also a bit of a dork, and he thinks it would’ve been nice to be her friend, if they…Y’know. Didn’t meet like this.
“He’ll probably be back soon then,” Mark offers, setting the full coffee near where Robin’s leaning her hip against the counter, and starting the next. “Are you hungry? I was gonna make pancakes-”
The patio doors slide open, and Dad steps through in costume.
“I said you could stay in bed,” he says, and Mark feels weirdly guilty as he shifts back, like he’s been doing something wrong even though he hasn’t. “It took me less than ten minutes to deal with- what was he called? You said he was a new one.”
“King Calamity,” Robin says, and right, she knows a lot about superheroes. “Not so calamitous then?”
“Or much of a king. Who was he even supposed to be ruling over?”
“I think that was his coronation - he was wearing a crown this time.”
“Failed coronation. And the only thing he’ll be wearing is a prison jumpsuit and a neck brace.” Dad leans down to kiss her and Mark goes back to the fridge, pulling the door open and pretending to be really interested in the date on the milk. Next Tuesday, wow, that’s so soon. “Don’t bother looking up the fight. I’ll find a better one by this afternoon, and I’ll see if War Woman is up for a spar if not.”
“With the slow-mo camera?”
“With the slow-mo camera.”
“Awesome. Pick me up from my shift whenever - I’ll say I’m sick if I have to. Do-”
The fridge starts beeping from being open too long. Mark winces and shuts it, but then he has to find something else to do, unless he just flees the kitchen. He could do that. Except the last time he did, he glanced at Robin and she looked sort of, unsettled and maybe guilty, and he just felt really bad after that.
“I’ll have some of those pancakes, if you’ve got the ingredients,” Robin says, and it feels like she’s offering him an out.
Like he could just say, ‘oh, no, we’re out of eggs’, and he could leave or say he’s going to the grocery store. He wouldn’t have to look at Dad’s arm around her back, or the searching glance Dad sends him, or wonder how the fuck he’s meant to be normal about this.
“Coming right up,” he says instead.
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This is a look at some of the games I got to demo during the Xbox Play Anywhere Showcase at GDC 2026.
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Invincible has 20 hours of watch time. I can technically rewatch it all in a day. 😼
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good news, gang I finally found that fic where maskless drops william until he’s ready to cooperate
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The amount of thirst comments for Mark that will come from me once Wednesday hits will be something that has never been seen before…
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tfw you’re trying to get through a show but you can’t stop stimming every time your favorite character is on screen so you have to pause so you don’t have a heart attack
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I just watched the first episode of invincible. Gyatt guy just nerfed a bunch of baddies why he do that.
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We are NOT getting Donald and Cecil in the goop bath I can say that with near certainty
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ENCHANTED (Invincible variant oc)
So I am finally, FINALLY doing a rewrite of my invincible variant.
The basic idea is that earth is a fantasy world where there are creatures like dragons, fairies, magic users, etc.
Aliens also exist, but Viltrumites are instead fallen angels who want to take over God’s creation (space) as a way to be petty.
More will release as soon as I figure out the species of the main cast, but I can tell you that invincible (this universe he calls himself enchanted) is still a fairy like in the original drafts I posted.
You can share your thoughts and asks, but PLEASE do not ask anonymously. I hate it when people do that
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And so ends the worse story in the entirety of the EU. The worse case of character assassination I have ever seen in SW before the Sequel Trilogy came along.
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The fucking galaxy was united after NJO! That was the entire point of the Yuuzhan Vong War and Jacen saved the galaxy.
It was Denning who ruined the peace and had another stupid war happen. If anything we’re back to square one except Mara and Jacen are fucking dead.
And besides I already know there’s not going to be peace.
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So they let a war criminal become Chief of State someone who has the tactical skills of 2 year old lead the galaxy?
Denning really can’t write for shit.