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knife-offical 1 hour ago
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FRICK YEAHHHHHHH

#officalverse
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knife-offical 4 hours ago
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felt cute, decided to stab a roman emperor 23 times

#officalverse #the ides of march
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hey @knife-offical, how we feeling today :}

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR IM FEELING FANTASTIC

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

#officalverse #ides of march
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knife-offical 19 hours ago
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as a knife, I personally am so excited for tomorrow

…iykyk

#officalverse #the ides of march
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my fucking plantar fascia gonna be the death of me I swear

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swear jar time

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not this again…

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2…. nickel….

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gosh darn it

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NEW THING!

I am drawing you, yes you, as ants! On this!

One square, one ant!

All you have to do is comment or reblog this post only with what prop you want your ant to have!

ONE PROP PER ANT PLEASE!

Under your ant, I will write your tag. When the full thing is complete, I will tag every participant!

Anyone can enter, as long as you follow the rules!

The thing is, I only have 117 squares! This is first come, first serve! Can’t wait to see what y'all come up with!!

Keep reading

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can I be any with a … Wait for it… Knife?

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knife-offical reblogged profain-offical 23 hours ago
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my fucking plantar fascia gonna be the death of me I swear

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swear jar time

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not this again…

#officalverse #........... #........................................................................................................................................... #.......... #.. #... #Fuck
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knife-offical 1 day ago
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my fucking plantar fascia gonna be the death of me I swear

#officalverse
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knife-offical 2 days ago
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absoluyely ceestjaian that’s I won’t die sin asn iormald waye

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knife-offical 3 days ago
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BUTTERFLY KNIFE!!!

Or the jagdkommando tri dagger those are pretty sick too

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knife-offical 4 days ago
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vaguely allergic to peanut but wanted peanut butter with me apple slices so I eated peanut butter with me apple slices and now me tummy hurts ):

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knife-offical 5 days ago
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the only thing in my system right now is caffeine and sugar I genuinely feel like I could go out and fight crime spider-man style or like play a really fast sixteenth note run or something

#officalverse #Mmmm caffeine
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knife-offical 6 days ago
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me, awake at 4 am for some reason

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knife-offical 1 week ago
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thinking about baseball smut. Specifically pitchers.

#officalverse #tw sex mention
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knife-offical 1 week ago
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gonna take a break from deep cleaning the bathroom due to the unusually high concentration of bleach currently on my skin and possibly hair and also in the air of this very small room of which I have closed the door and also possibly my clothes?

#officalverse #bleach
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knife-offical 1 week ago
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shout out to this picture of me from my wrestling teams Instagram that I have absolutely no memory of:

Like genuinely what happened there

I remember the match

I don’t remember this part

??

#i won btw #officalverse #wrestling
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knife-offical 1 week ago
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i swear to God I just saw the light

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knife-offical 1 week ago
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cigarlicbread

Like bread, but a cigar lickeded it

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knife-offical 1 week ago
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you know that feeling you get that makes you send anon love to a shit load of random (and not so random) people because you never know who needs to hear something like that?

Anyway that’s one of my favorite things to do.

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knife-offical 1 week ago
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genuinely just watched the moon go zoom I don’t think I’m high what was in those deviled eggs

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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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that feeling when just kidding I don’t have feelings #emotionlessanddeadinside

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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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tree I passed genuinely a spider

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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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i love when band director says to sound like something else like I hate to tell you Mr band man but this is a piccolo it can’t sound like anything but a messy divorce where you lose your favorite kid and get stuck with the bratty one

#officalverse #band
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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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fun fact every time I see in my activity that someone liked one of my posts I mentally just go thanks bestie so I hope you know if you have ever liked one of my posts you are offically bestie

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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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in one hand I am holding a drink. In the other, my phone.

So anyway, I just tried to drink my phone

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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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shout out to me because I’m trying my best and I feel like I deserve the shout out

And shout out to all of you, you’re all trying so hard and you’re doing amazing and I’m so proud of each and every one of you!

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knife-offical 2 weeks ago
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my dad had offically declared conan gray “gaysian”

#conan gray #officalverse
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knife-offical 3 weeks ago
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have witnessed toxic yuri irl btw

#officalverse #toxic yuri
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knife-offical 3 weeks ago
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lmao? Ha. No. Lmnop.

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knife-offical 3 weeks ago
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yaknow I’m actually a really cool person like yeah but why don’t I have any friends

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