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diagnosed inniter disease

@elfanonymous
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Happy ides of march 2026 I bring you Julius Caesar weighted pincushion for consideration

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five low quality squirtles wearing sun glasses, the one in the middle is wearing big sunglasses. the squirtles are labeled left to right, women day, miku day, mario day, covid anniversary, out of touch thursday ALT
five low quality squirtles wearing sun glasses, the one in the middle is wearing big sunglasses. the squirtles are labeled left to right, friday the 13th, pi day, ides of march, …march 16th, st patricks day. The squirtle labeled march 16th is not wearing sun glasses, he is suprised and sweating.ALT

the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!

March 16th is my cat’s birthday :)

happy birthday everyone who said they have a birthday or know someone with a birthday on march 16th

It’s his birthday :)

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everybody hates led headlights but it is 1000x worse when you have an old car. this is what i deal with on a daily basis

Doesn’t even have to be that old. My 2015 Nissan Altima creates a damn silhouette every time some dude with LED headlights gets behind me. I can see better to the sides than in front of me when it happens even without considering being blinded from behind. It is terribly unsafe.

People should be able to drive 11 year old cars without it feeling unsafe. My car has bluetooth, ABS brakes, a CVT, backup cam. Like it isn’t some ancient old jalopy.

My headlamps definitely don’t feel bright enough around LED headlights and streetlights but on a lonely country road they light everything up just fine.

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Oh no my baby is back! CATRA MY CHILD, MY BELOVEDDDD😖😖😖❤️❤️❤️

… quick doodles ’cause I cannot stop thinking about her…

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omg guys you r scaring me to hell posting abt 🦆smp i dont want to engage with that at ALL so stop baiting me by posting my weakness of seeing tommy roleplay characters im gonna have to block this tag cause im WEAK and my heart rate is climbing seeing these fanarts

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Sayaka Miki from Madoka magica ˙𐃷˙

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day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won’t eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I’ll have only normal bed things in my bed and I’ll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

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While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a slapping,

As of some one gently flapping, flapping at my chamber door.

“’Tis some fairy,” I muttered, “slapping at my chamber door—

            Only this and nothing more.”

Quoth the walrus, “Are you sure?”

Took this as a challenge and queued this for two years from now

ID: tags from livingnotetonote that reads: in 2 years this will be incomprehensible. End ID

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five low quality squirtles wearing sun glasses, the one in the middle is wearing big sunglasses. the squirtles are labeled left to right, women day, miku day, mario day, covid anniversary, out of touch thursday ALT
five low quality squirtles wearing sun glasses, the one in the middle is wearing big sunglasses. the squirtles are labeled left to right, friday the 13th, pi day, ides of march, …march 16th, st patricks day. The squirtle labeled march 16th is not wearing sun glasses, he is suprised and sweating.ALT

the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!

March 16th is my cat’s birthday :)

happy birthday everyone who said they have a birthday or know someone with a birthday on march 16th

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You say, “idk I think telling and showing little girls that the only way to be creative is through makeup is weird, and I think pushing makeup onto little girls is weird”, and people will start throwing rocks at you like. What’s happening.

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I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

eggo-yolk eggo-yolk

Today’s your lucky day

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and the world was alive

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dream smp might be done but i sure as hell amn’t

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Exposing how bad I am at drawing hats

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SHE-RA!!!!!!!! SHE’S HERE!!!! I love her

hey i drew this but deleted it because it kept getting confused for official art. its me i just did it for fun and because I love her. its not official i just love her a lot and drew her on a saturday. im reclaiming it to my blog since news outlets keep reposting it anyway. thanks.

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ok so first oddonesout makes a warrior cat video and now HANK GREEN? HELLO?

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ive only ever made like 3 posts that hit 1k and now I have one with 12k tf… at least the good thing about being a dsmp blogger is that noone will go onto your blog and follow you for it lmfao

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i think a lot of people internalized the misogynistic idea that “men are rational and women are emotional” and just went “that’s true… but it’s a good thing!” instead of saying “that’s obviously bullshit and we shouldn’t perpetuate this belief in any form”

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opening tumblr in march and it’s just like “huh. knife weather we’re having.”

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stolen off instagram but i laughed so hard when i saw this

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Opening Tumblr on March 15th

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it’s time

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#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

[Image ID: A pencil holder shaped like a bust of Julius Caesar. Multiple pencils protrude from its back, giving the impression that it was stabbed multiple times. / End ID]

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My ides tiramisu, if you even care

Oh, my word we care.

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sorry i cant hang out tomorrow im celebrating the death of a 2123 year old roman politician with a bunch of psychos on tumblr. yeah its gonna be all day

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