“You can have it all. Just not all at once.”

Iden des Merz, anyone?

WAIT

I mean…

(@nachttraum 👌🏼)

🫶🏼

( @friedrich-merz-offiziell )

Was bedeutet dies…

Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman are actually specifically for me

Michael B. Jordan winning best actor!

Hehe

Not that untalented bootlicker

CAN THEY STOP THE FUCKING MUSIC IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SPEECH, IT’S SO DISRESPECTFUL

Javier gets it

Truly, is it that difficult to make the sound not suck at the damn Oscars?????

For the love of my sanity, fix those damn microphones

I know some people are still simping for Matt Berry — just here to remind you that he is starring in an harry potter project so… that man doesn’t give a shit about what Rowling is doing

…I just don’t care about avatar. I know it’s really well made but can anyone truly say that they care about this movie?

Seeing Pedro Pascal without his beard feels like seeing your teacher outside of school

Idk, I just don’t like it when movies that are netflixified and don’t trust the viewer keep sweeping the awards

Actually, who wants to bet that Sinners is going to be completely robbed in each category?

oh thank fuck I was wrong

YESSS. KEEP DRAGGING CHALAMET

So wait…we’re actually getting a tie and you’re not telling both of the winners at once? Come on, dude.

i actually think that’s a great way to go it, this way both winning films really get their time to shine without sharing the stage. A very respectful and elegant solution

I just honestly don’t care about Marty Supreme and Chalamet can learn some humility

Actually, who wants to bet that Sinners is going to be completely robbed in each category?

…apparently it was the consensus amongst parents on the sports team I used to be on, that I would go on to play professionally and I am a bit confused BC while I was a decent keeper, most of it was damn luck

If you like horror, especially queer horor, give CG Drews a try. An absolute delightful way of storytelling

hazelthorn, art by ladyeruart

I am so jealous of people that can do quick naps. I need at least 30 minutes to fall asleep on a good day, even if I am super tired. My naps need 2 hours or it’s not worth it.

in honour of the ides of march coming up soon I’ve created a celebratory watchlist!

add these to your letterboxd and get ready to watch them all:

1. Knives Out (2019)
2. Knives Out (2019)
3. Knives Out (2019)
4. Knives Out (2019)
5. Knives Out (2019)
6. Knives Out (2019)
7. Knives Out (2019)
8. Knives Out (2019)
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10. Knives Out (2019)
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20. Knives Out (2019)
21. Knives Out (2019)
22. Knives Out (2019)
23. Knives Out (2019)

Sometimes I get annoyed with how clingy my cat has been acting and then I remember that she’s literally just a little baby that doesn’t understand why no one’s home half the time and suddenly I feel bad

Learning stuff is so damn boring when it’s for an exam. The topic is actually really interesting but I don’t care BC it’s for an exam and it’s just stressing me out.

…someone sent me fanart for my fanfic. And it’s AI and I am sad and honestly? A little insulted

Okay, but let’s be honest, the writers making Lex fall in love with Lana basically the second that she turns 18-19 is weird as fuck and I don’t like it

Me: starts watching literally any show from the 2000s

The show: transphobia as a punchline in the very first episode

Can’t be believe that people now know Sarah Pidgeon and they don’t even know her from going mad and having very homoerotic subtext while being stranded on an island.

what is it with boomers and scrolling social media with the volume way up loud???? no one wants to hear your ai slop