I was not prepared to open YouTube and see a Hank Green warrior cats video
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sometimes i think about the choices i made between the ages of 18-21 and wonder what i was thinking…like why was i talking to a 64 year old man at 19?
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tf2 is trending and i. why. why are you doing that. stop it you’re making me nervous
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had a dream that a cis straight man was making out with me and honestly i’ve never felt more out of place
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the downside of being mutuals with a bunch of ppl who do not reblog callout posts, is that maybe i did want to see this one
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Idfk??? I’m not sending them—I’ve actually started to get a few myself—but holy smokes man not as many as you’re getting, why are they asking YOU??? You’re literally the “idk man I just work here” meme you literally know like, basic season one stuff and maybe a little about where it’s going??? WHAT IS HAPPENING
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I just got an ad, one of those “is your IQ higher than (insert famous person here)”
The first person they choose….Mona Lisa
Not Leonardo da Vinci….the painting.
Maybeeee they meant the person the Mona Lisa was based, on but the implication that a painting has an IQ of 115 is astounding
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I started collecting bottle caps and I don’t know why, but I got really anxious. I have no idea what’s going on, but I keep hearing about things like “New Vegas” and “vaults”.
I don’t know if I can handle this…
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I am a unschematic peel, and if I ever knew what I feel, I’ll know that I’ve felt this way before and I always knew what I was timely for.
