2 Guerra Ninja
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just finished watching tsunade’s arc and kishi has faults with his handling of women’s characters but he fucking COOKED with Tsunade. criminal gambler gilf with ptsd who got drunk and threw hands with a child in an alley, aka my dream woman
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1. the character everyone gets wrong
your honor, my client shimura danzo did in fact do all that,
16. you can’t understand why so many people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc)
but we can’t blame him for every bad thing that happened to our favorite people.
for example, tsunade’s tragedies were in no way caused by shimura danzo. a child soldier (age twelve) can die terribly. a lover in war times can die terribly. they are the lowest-hanging War Is Bad examples.
are we saying that no shinobi of our great village would die if it weren’t for a sneaky old man who… who wanted to… eliminate hokage candidates? or something? honestly, next you’ll be making conspiracies about hatake sakumo’s death and how depression isn’t real…
17. there should be more of this type of fic/art
body horror & grotesque stuff & things that may be a metaphor for sex but are not typical smut & character explorations that make you fall in love with someone who plays a very minor part & (even bland) horny artwork honestly made by human hands & the horror of medical ninjutsu & shimura danzo.
i’m doing my part!
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Are tsunade and orochimaru still friends in boruto? Do they talk to each other?? Do they reminisce about jiraiya? Hiruzen?? About their fight? Do they even have things in common now? Does tsunade babysit mitsuki?? I need to know whats going on
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I appreciate that this is very out of left field but I have been thinking about tsunade and ay in some kind of post-war ex-colleagues-with-benefits type situation. they’re never gonna be together, ever ever, and they can’t even stomach each other for very long periods. but they’re both hot and in the same position with similar damage so when their paths cross they hang out and do some other stuff. like heated rivalry but straight and without the yearning and they’re both prime ministers.
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Tsunade: “There is a 4th rule to medical ninjutsu… If you a bad bitch, IT DOESN’T MATTER”
