Tumblr’s Ides of March tradition has me liking comments from 2016. Absolutely unhinged behaviour! I love it, please, people of Tumblr, never change. 🤣
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Of course, its my child’s wedding! I wouldn’t miss it for the world!
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Who was Mike supposed to have dinner with????????????????
God fucking damn it. All of the promo has had so much food references!
The weird food contest, making pizza, giving Gaten and Finn snacks to eat during interciew, the boys trying british vs american lunches, the would you rather game asking about waffles, the pinata + hotwings, questions about catering on set. Etc, etc
And the most notorious:
Why has their been so much food??
Was Mike really supposed to eat with his mom? Because he sure didnt in the fucking show.
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warning: platonormativity/aphobia!!!!
[[MORE]]good thing that happened today:
my mom said i stared at her with “hatred in [my] eyes” (this may not sound that good but it was incredibly pleasing to hear this)
bad thing that happened today:
(idk exactly how this conversation started, but this is what i remember)
my mom: do you miss your friends?
me: not really
my mom: do you miss anyone?
me: ..not really
my mom: do you have any emotions????
*awkward silence*
my mom: maam i asked you a question.
me: i know. i heard you.
my mom: well are you going to answer it?
me: no.
my mom: why not?
me: because i dont want to.
my mom: do you have feelings about people?
me: ?? yeah???
*longer awkward silence*
my mom: so- *switches to the next topic like that never happened*
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i get why cena (the person) might choose to tap out as a way for him to pass the torch in his final match as a professional wrestler
but it sure is weird to watch weeks and weeks of everyone talking about how important it is that he truly embodies the hustle loyalty respect and honors the fans and their connection with him and genuinely wants to learn and grow and become better as a person and a wrestler who inspires everyone he meets to never give up …just so we can all watch him tap out in his final match ever.
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Now. Why did I get nine likes today, by people I don’t know, people who aren’t following me, on a reblog from yesterday…?
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CHEESE? …..honey…I dont- HUUUHHH. Like how did that happen? Did it taste good before it made your tummy hurt? Did you invent a new dessert? Vengeance for your stomach. You did not get defeated, you simply were not prepared for such a fight! Be like batman, retreat, study your enemy, and come back stronger ‼️‼️‼️ THIS IS NOT THE END
