…death penalty.
Immediately
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Ah yes, a dynamic duo of normal character and his insane friend that lives inside him.

Classic.
Also his insane friend is named Glitch-Tech or Techy btw.
Gonna spoil that real quick before I hibernate again.
TUMBLR NERDS, HACKERS, GAMERS, ETC ASSEMBLE please pretty pretty please.
[[MORE]]THERE WAS THIS GAME I FUCKING LOVED AS A KID! it was called “fat princess”

i played it on PS3, i logged HOURS and HOURS on that stupid (/aff) game.
its a game where there are two princesses. the gamemode i would always play, is that theres two castles, your castle holds the enemies princess and the enemies castle holds your princess. you must break into the enemies castle, free your princess and carry her back into your castle, and have both princesses in your castle.

there were also different classes, towers you could capture, materials you needed to get, upgrades, catapults, cake to feed your prisoner, etc.
AND THE DLCS- with the dlcs, you could turn into a pirate, ninja, or giant, i loved that shit. being a giant was my fave ever
AND IF YOUR TEAM WON THE GAME, AND IF YOU WERE THE HIGHEST SCORER: you turned into the grim reaper and were invincible.
there was also this magic potion thing, my memories of this are a lil fuzzy because i didnt use it much, but you could throw a potion that would turn players into chickens.
deadass i was convinced this game was like a fever dream, i totally forgot this was real until a few months ago
anyways! the point is! i want to play it again.
i dont speak corporate, i dont speak techy languages, etc, but from my googling and from what i can understand, the company that made the game shut down(?)/merged with sony. sony didnt care about the game and just shut it down. there was an ios/mobile game that was released ages ago, but that also got shut down. im pretty sure theres a new fat princess game for PS4/5, but i dont have either of those consoles, not to mention that im pretty sure its a whole different game entirely.
if its not possible, thats okay, and ill be fine
but if there is any possible way for me to be able to play my fat princess again, i would be super fucking grateful to any advice/tips/help!
yo @wip the new dm format sucks. where is the product differentiation. if tumblr just looks like twitter or instagram or whatever then it’s no fun. i’d just go there if i wanted that.