So I (horrible smash ultimate tryhard who decided to 100% world of light for the fifth time) had a really productive day today (beat The Boss spirit battle on hard mode as fox by sheer force of locking the fuck in even though I normally cheese all legendary battles by essentially market gardening with kirby’s down special) and am really happy about it :) (spent an hour making the ‘artist’s rendition’ (meme) of it)

AND WOULD YOU BREAK YOUR BONES FOR ME DON’T LIE
AND WOULD YOU EAT YOUR HEART FOR ME TONIGHT

(song + inspo)

drawing + individuals under cut!!

Just wanted to show this to people

BECAUSE-

I actually did this on accident (ー_ー;)

Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Delfino Plaza

Agent 4 & Agent 8 (Part-5)

(Smash logo transition to back at the school, where Agent 4 and Agent 8 are meditating on their yoga mats.)

Agent 4: *inhales and exhales* Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.

Daisy: *dressed in a pink dress and speaking in a Southern accent* Oh mah. This purse is so big and heavy.

Pyra: *dressed up as a robber* Hold it right there, ma'am. I’ll be taking that. *grabs Daisy’s purse*

Daisy: *screams as Agent 8 comes over to her* Hay-lp! Hay-lp! Hay-lp!

Pyra: It’s working.

Daisy: Wha, are you here to rescue little ol’ me?

Agent 8: *yells at Daisy, ruining her makeup* Pipe down! You could wake Agent 4 and she’s ornery when her meditation is disturbed.

Daisy: *Approaches Agent 4, who is meditating in her squid form* Ever alert, Agent 4 has trained herself to meditating in her squid form.

Agent 8: Cod dang it, get away from her!

Agent 4: *Wakes up* Stop shoutin’, I’m meditatin’!

Agent 8: *Close up to her face* It’s not me, you dumb squid!

Laura: *Pops out her head over her book* Yes?

Cuttlefrsh: *raised his hand* That’s me.

Stephanie: I’m over here.

the current standings for the smash league singles division.

note: any smashers not shown either has 1 point or no points.

Unpopular opinion

Sephiroth’s better than Cloud in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate!

Is this how pros feel

in 24 hours………these two rivals will step into the cage………and only one will walk out.

Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Mario vs Sonic (SSBU)
Super Smash Bros Ultimate for Nintendo Switch
Two Player One Console
Mario vs Sonic with Kolplayone

no one hates mario like koopa koot

SMASH LEAGUE RETURNS WITH A EPIC CARD!

a 16 person tournament to determine the number 1 contender for the world title, held by king k.rool. the participants:

pikachu
samus
palutena
mewtwo
megaman
link
corrin
bayonetta
lucario
diddy kong
inkling
isabelle
ice climbers
olimar
banjo-kazooie
greninja

a 4 team tournament to set the points for the tag league. the teams:

B. 3 (blondes with bombs and blades): samus aran and link
PK mons: ness and mewtwo
the pink puffs: kirby and jigglypuff
the fabulous fire blades: marth, roy, and ike, using the freebird rules

a fatal four way for the vacant MII-verse title. the participants:

heihachi mishima
tifa lockheart
doomslayer
john wick.

and in the main event, a grudge match

mario vs. bowser.

for the first time ever, they will face off in a never-before-seen match: RAGE IN A CAGE!!

the event will be live streamed on tuesday, march 3rd, at 8pm central standard time. vod will be available after streaming. sub to my youtube channel to watch it live.

https://www.youtube.com/@Shintigercurl

Like bro- (read something down here)

before some of you start to complain something on me, I don’t mean to offend some of you, if you want him to be in the Smash Roster. I mean, I know I want some certain characters to be in the Smash roster, but if they add Waluigi, it’ll be cool by me; however, they added him as an assist trophy. Well, we’ll see in the next Smash (pray for some characters we want to be in the Smash Roster)

Plant kissu.

Quick question:

People meme about wanting Waluigi in Smash, even tho there’s not much to our favorite eggplant moves wise. So, I thought the only way for him to get into SSB is that he got his own game.

So my question is what would a Waluigi centric game be like? Let me know your opinions

Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Splinter Ray VS Roy (SSBU)
Super Smash Bros Ultimate for Nintendo Switch
Two Player One Console
Splinter Ray VS Roy with Kolplayone

SSBU Fighters’ names in other languages

You might be surprised by the alternate names/pronunciations in other languages! Wanna take a look?

NOTE: I’m in the NTSC region, so I’m having to consult the SmashWiki for the PAL-region ones, among other things. Not sure if there’s a source for the PAL region audio, though (that includes all the DLC, that is)…

Mario

• Both character selection and player box text: Марио (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: マリオ (Japanese), 马力欧 (Mǎlìōu) (simplified Chinese), 瑪利歐 (Mǎlìōu) (traditional Chinese), 마리오 (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation (accents (mostly?) ignored): same as English/Italian

Donkey Kong

• Both character selection and player box text: Донки Конг (Donki Kong) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ドンキーコング (Donkī Kongu) (Japanese), 森喜刚 (Sēnxǐgāng (lit. “Forest Happy Kong”)) (simplified Chinese), 咚奇剛 (Dōngqígāng) (traditional Chinese), 동키콩 (Dongki Kong) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation (accents (mostly?) ignored): same as English

Link

• Both texts: Линк (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: リンク (Rinku) (Japanese), 林克 (Línkè) (Chinese), 링크 (Ringkeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Samus

• Both texts: Самус (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: サムス (Samusu) (Japanese), 萨姆斯 (Sàmǔsī) (simplified Chinese), 薩姆斯 (Sàmǔsī) (traditional Chinese), 사무스 (Samuseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Dark Samus

• Both texts: Темная Самус (Temnaya Samus) (Russian), Samus sombre (French), Samus oscura (Spanish), Dunkle Samus (German), Samus Oscura (Italian (yes, the only difference from Spanish is the capitalization))
• Player Box Text only: ダークサムス (Dāku Samusu) (Japanese), 黑暗萨姆斯 (Hēi'àn Sàmǔsī) (simplified Chinese), 黑暗薩姆斯 (Hēi'àn Sàmǔsī) (Traditional Chinese), 다크 사무스 (Dakeu Samuseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English (Dutch)

Yoshi

• Both texts: Йоши (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ヨッシー (Yosshī) (Japanese), 耀西 (Yàoxī) (Chinese), 요시 (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Japanese

Kirby

• Both texts: Кирби (Kirbi) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: カービィ (Kābii) (Japanese), 卡比 (Kābǐ) (Chinese), 커비 (Keobi) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Keer-by” (Spanish, Italian)

Fox

• Both texts: Фокс (Foks) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: フォックス (Fokkusu) (Japanese), 火狐 (Huǒhú) (Chinese), 폭스 (Pokseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Pikachu

• Both texts: Пикачу (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ピカチュウ (Pikachū) (Japanese), 皮卡丘 (Píkǎqiū) (Chinese), 피카츄 (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Japanese

Luigi

• Both texts: Луиджи (Luidzhi) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ルイージ (Ruīji) (Japanese), 路易吉 (Lùyìjí) (Chinese), 루이지 (Ruiji) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Italian

Ness

• Both texts: Несс (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ネス (Nesu) (Japanese), 奈斯 (Nàisī) (Chinese), 네스 (Neseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Captain Falcon

• Both texts: Капитан Фэлкон (Kapitan Felkon) (Russian), Capitaine Falcon (Quebec French), Capitán Falcon (Mexican Spanish)
• Player Box Text only: キャプテン・ファルコン (Kyaputen Farukon) (Japanese), 飞隼队长 (Fēisǔn Duìzhǎng (Flying Falcon Captain)) (simplified Chinese), 飛隼隊長 (Fēisǔn Duìzhǎng) (traditional Chinese), 캡틴 팔콘 (Kaeptin Palkon) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Jigglypuff

• Both texts: Джиглипафф (Dzhiglipaff) (Russian), Rondoudou (French), Pummeluff (German)
• Character Select Box Text only: Purin (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box Text only: プリン (Purin) (Japanese), 胖丁 (Pàngdīng) (Chinese), 푸린 (Purin) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: “Jeegly-POOF” (Spanish)

Peach

• Both texts: Пич (Pich) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ピーチ (Pīchi) (Japanese), 桃花公主 (Táohuā Gōngzhǔ (Princess Peach Flower)) (simplified Chinese), 碧姬公主 (Bìjī Gōngzhǔ (Princess Peach)) (traditional Chinese), 피치 공주 (Pichi Gongju (Princess Peach)) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Daisy

• Both texts: Дейзи (Deyzi) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: デイジー (Deijī) (Japanese), 菊花公主 (Júhuā Gōngzhǔ (Princess Daisy)) (simplified Chinese), 黛西公主 (Dàixī Gōngzhǔ (Princess Daisy)) (traditional Chinese), 데이지 (Deiji) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Bowser

• Both texts: Боузер (Bouzer) (Russian)
• Character Select Box Text only: Koopa (Japanese, Chinese (both simplified and traditional), Korean)
• Player Box Text only: クッパ (Kuppa) (Japanese), 酷霸王 (Kùbàwáng (King Koopa)) (simplified Chinese), 庫巴 (Kùbā) (traditional Chinese), 쿠파 (Kupa) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Ice Climbers

• Both texts: Альпинисты (Al'pinisty (Alpinists)) (Russian)
• Character Select Box Text only: Ice Climber (notice the lack of “s”) (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box Text only: アイスクライマー (Aisu Kuraimā) (Japanese), 翻越冰山者 (Fānyuè Bīngshān Zhě (Ice Mountaineers)) (Chinese)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: 얼음 타기 (Eol'eum Tagi (Ice Climbing)) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Sheik

• Both texts: Шиик (Shiik) (Russian), Shiek (German)
• Player Box Text only: シーク (Shīku) (Japanese), 希克 (Xīkè) (Chinese), 시크 (Shikeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Shake” (Spanish)

Zelda

• Both texts: Зельда (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ゼルダ (Zeruda) (Japanese), 塞尔达 (Sài'ěrdá) (simplified Chinese), 薩爾達 (Sài'ěrdá) (traditional Chinese), 젤다 (Jelda) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Dr. Mario

• Both texts: Доктор Марио (Doktor Mario) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ドクターマリオ (Dokutā Mario) (Japanese), 马力欧医生 (Mǎlì'ōu Yīshēng (Doctor Mario)) (simplified Chinese), 瑪利歐醫生 (Mǎlì'ōu Yīshēng) (traditional Chinese), 닥터 마리오 (Dakteo Mario) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Doktor Mario” (German), “Dottor Mario” (Italian)

Pichu

• Both texts: Пичу (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ピチュー (Pichū) (Japanese), 皮丘 (Píqiū) (Chinese), 피츄 (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Japanese

Falco

• Both texts: Фалько (Falko) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ファルコ (Faruko) (Japanese), 佛克 (Fúkè) (simplified Chinese), 法爾科 (Fǎěrkē) (traditional Chinese), 팔코 (Palko) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: with a short “a” sound (French)

Marth

• Both texts: Марс (Mars) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: マルス (Marusu) (Japanese), 马尔斯 (Mǎ'ěrsī) (simplified Chinese), 馬爾斯 (Mǎ'ěrsī) (traditional Chinese), 마르스 (Maleuseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Mart”/“Mort” (French)

Lucina

• Both texts: Луцина (Lutsina) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ルキナ (Rukina) (Japanese), 露琪娜 (Lùqínà) (Chinese), 루키나 (Rukina) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Lukina” (Japanese, Chinese, Korean), “LOO-see-na” (French), “Lu-CHI-na” (Italian)

Young Link

• Both texts: Юный Линк (Yunyy Link) (Russian), Link enfant (French), Link niño (Spanish), Junger Link (German), Link bambino (Italian), Jonge Link (Dutch)
• Player Box Text only: こどもリンク (Kodomo Rinku (Child Link)) (Japanese), 幼年林克 (Yòunián Línkè) (simplified Chinese), 年幼林克 (Niányòu Línkè) (traditional Chinese)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: 소년 링크 (Sonyeon Lingkeu (Boy Link)) (Korean)

Ganondorf

• Both texts: Ганондорф (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ガノンドロフ (Ganondorofu) (Japanese), 盖侬多夫 (Gàinóngduōfū) (simplified Chinese), 加儂多夫 (Jiānóngduōfū) (traditional Chinese), 가논돌프 (Ganondolpeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Gan-ohn-dorf” (Spanish)

Mewtwo

• Both texts: Мьюту (M'yutu) (Russian), Mewtu (German)
• Player Box Text only: ミュウツー (Myūtsū) (Japanese), 超梦 (Chāomèng) (simplified Chinese), 超夢 (Chāomèng) (traditional Chinese), 뮤츠 (Myucheu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Roy (Fire Emblem)

• Both texts: Рой (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ロイ (Roi) (Japanese), 罗伊 (Luōyī) (simplified Chinese), 羅伊 (Luōyī) (traditional Chinese), 로이 (Roi) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Chrom

• Both texts: Кром (Krom) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: クロム (Kuromu) (Japanese), 库洛姆 (Kùluòmǔ) (simplified Chinese), 庫洛武 (Kùluòwǔ) (traditional Chinese), 크롬 (Keurom) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Mr. Game & Watch

• Both texts: Г-н (Gospodin) Game & Watch (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: Mr.ゲーム＆ウォッチ (Misutā Gēmu ando Wotchi) (Japanese), Mr. 게임&워치 (Miseuteo Geim Aen Wochi) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Meta Knight

• Both texts: Метанайт (Metanayt) (Russian), Meta-Knight (German)
• Player Box Text only: メタナイト (Meta Naito) (Japanese), 魅塔骑士 (Mèitǎ Qíshì) (simplified Chinese), 魅塔騎士 (Mèitǎ Qíshì) (traditional Chinese), 메타 나이트 (Meta Naiteu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Pit

• Both texts: Пит (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ピット (Pitto) (Japanese), 彼特 (Bǐtè) (Chinese), 피트 (Piteu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Dark Pit

• Both texts: Темный Пит (Temnyy Pit) (Russian), Pit maléfique (French), Pit Sombrío (Spanish), Finsterer Pit (German), Pit oscuro (Italian)
• Character Select Box Text only: Black Pit (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box Text only: ブラックピット (Burakku Pitto) (Japanese), 黑暗彼特 (Hēi'àn Bǐtè) (Chinese), 블랙 피트 (Beullaek Piteu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Zero Suit Samus

• Both texts: Самус (НК) (short for Самус в нуль-костюме (Samus v nul-kostyume)) (Russian), Samus sans combinaison (Quebec French), Samus sans armure (PAL-region French), Samus Zero (Spanish), Samus Tuta Zero (Italian)
• Player Box Text only: ゼロスーツサムス (Zero Sūtsu Samusu) (Japanese), 零装甲萨姆斯 (Líng Zhuāngjiǎ Sàmǔsī (Zero Armor Samus)) (simplified Chinese), 零裝甲薩姆斯 (Líng Zhuāngjiǎ Sàmǔsī) (traditional Chinese), 제로 슈트 사무스 (Jero Syuteu Samuseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Sam-oos Cero” (Spanish); otherwise, see Samus for the “Samus” part of the name

Wario

• Both texts: Варио (Vario) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ワリオ (Japanese), 瓦力欧 (Wǎlì'ōu) (simplified Chinese), 瓦利歐 (Wǎlì'ōu) (traditional Chinese), 와리오 (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Vario” (German, Dutch)

Snake

• Both texts: Снейк (Sneyk) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: スネーク (Sunēku) (Japanese), 스네이크 (Seuneikeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “eh-SNAKE” (Spanish)

Ike

• Both texts: Айк (Ayk) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: アイク (Aiku) (Japanese), 艾克 (Àikè) (Chinese), 아이크 (Aikeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “EE-keh” (Spanish), “Znake” (Italian)

Pokémon Trainer

• Both texts (all for Red): Тренер покемонов (Trener pokemonov) (Russian), Dresseur de Pokémon (French), Entrenador Pokémon (Spanish), Pokémon-Trainer (German), Allenatore di Pokémon (Italian)
• Player Box Text only: ポケモントレーナー (Pokemon Torēnā) (Japanese), 宝可梦训练家 (Bǎokěmèng Xùnliànjiā) (simplified Chinese), 寶可夢訓練家 (Bǎokěmèng Xùnliànjiā) (traditional Chinese), 포켓몬 트레이너 (Poketmon Teureineo) (Korean)
• Player Box Text read by announcer (all for Leaf): Dresseuse de Pokémon (French), Entrenadora Pokémon (Spanish), Pokémon-Trainerin (German), Allenatrice di Pokémon (Italian)

Diddy Kong

• Both texts: Дидди Конг (Didi Kong) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ディディーコング (Didī Kongu) (Japanese), 迪迪刚 (Dídí Gāng) (simplified Chinese), 狄狄剛 (Dídí Gāng) (traditional Chinese), 디디콩 (Didi Kong) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Lucas

• Both texts: Лукас (Lukas) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: リュカ (Ryuka) (Japanese), 琉加 (Liújiā) (Chinese), 류카 (Ryuka) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Luka” (French)

Sonic

• Both texts: Соник (Sonik) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ソニック (Sonikku) (Japanese), 索尼克 (Suǒníkè) (Chinese), 소닉 (Sonik) (Korean)
• Announcer: “Sonique” (French)

King Dedede

• Both texts: Король Дидиди (Korol’ Dididi) (Russian), Roi Dadidou (Quebec French), Roi DaDiDou (PAL-region French), Rey Dedede (Spanish), König Dedede (German), Koning Dedede (Dutch)
• Character Select Box Text only: Dedede (no “King”) (Japanese, Chinese)
• Player Box Text only: デデデ (Dedede) (Japanese), 帝帝帝大王 (Dìdìdì Dàwáng (Great King Dedede)) (Chinese), 디디디 대왕 (Dididi Daewang) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciations: “DEH-deh-deh” (Japanese, Traditional Chinese), “Rey deh-deh-DEH” (Spanish), “King deh-deh-DEH” (Italian)

Olimar

• Both texts: Олимар (Russian)
• Character Select Box Text only: Pikmin & Olimar (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box Text only: ピクミン(Pikumin)&オリマー(Orimā) (Japanese), 皮克敏(Píkèmǐn)&欧力马(Ōulìmǎ) (simplified Chinese), 皮克敏(Píkèmǐn)&歐利瑪(Ōulìmǎ) (traditional Chinese), 피크민(Pikeumin)&올리마(Ollima) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciations (other than the “Pikmin &” part): “OH-lee-mar” (Dutch)

Alph

• Both texts: Альф (Alf) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ピクミン(Pikumin)&アルフ(Arufu) (Japanese), 皮克敏(Píkèmǐn)&阿尔福(Ā'ěrfú) (simplified Chinese), 皮克敏(Píkèmǐn)&阿爾福(Ā'ěrfú) (traditional Chinese), 알프 (Alpeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciations (see Olimar): pronounced with short “A” sound (Japanese, Chinese, Korean, French, German, Dutch)

Lucario

• Both texts: Лукарио (Lukario) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ルカリオ (Rukario) (Japanese), 路卡利欧 (Lùkǎlìōu) (simplified Chinese), 路卡利歐 (Lùkǎlìōu) (traditional Chinese), 루카리오 (Lukalio) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciations: LU-cario (French)

R.O.B.

• Character Select Box Text only: Robot (Japanese, Chinese)
• Player Box Text only: ロボット (Robotto) (Japanese), 机器人 (Jīqìrén) (simplified Chinese), 機器人 (Jīqìrén) (traditional Chinese)
• Announcer-audio-only name: Robot (Korean)

Toon Link

• Both texts: Link Cartoon (French), Toon-Link (German), Link cartone (Italian), Мульт-Линк (Mul’t Link (Cartoon Link)) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: トゥーンリンク (Tūn Rinku) (Japanese), 卡通林克 (Kǎtōng Línkè (Cartoon Link)) (Chinese), 툰링크 (Tun Ringkeu) (Korean)
• Announcer (different names aside): same as English

Wolf

• Both texts: Вульф (Vulf) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ウルフ (Urufu) (Japanese), 沃鲁夫 (Wòlǔfū) (simplified Chinese), 沃爾夫 (Wòērfū) (traditional Chinese), 울프 (Ulpeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Villager

• Both texts: Житель (Zhitel) (male) (Russian), Habitant (male) (French), Aldeano (male) (Spanish), Bewohner (male) (German), Abitante (Italian), Dorpsbewoner (Dutch)
• Character Selection Box Text read by announcer: Murabito (Japanese, Chinese),
• Player Box Text only: 村民 (Cūnmín) (Chinese)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: むらびと (see above) (Japanese), 마을 주민 (Ma'eul Jumin) (Korean), Жительница (Zhitelnitsa) (female) (Russian), Habitante (female) (French), Aldeana (female) (Spanish), Bewohnerin (female) (German)

Mega Man

• Both texts: Мегамен (Megamen) (Russian)
• Character Selection Box Text read by announcer: Rockman (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: ロックマン (Rokkuman) (Japanese)
• Player Box Text only: 洛克人 (Luòkèrén) (Chinese), 록맨 (Logmaen) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: emphasis on “Man” (Spanish)

Wii Fit Trainer

• Both texts: Тренер Wii Fit (Trener Wii Fit) (Russian), Entraîneuse Wii Fit (female) (French), Entrenadora de Wii Fit (female) (Spanish), Wii Fit-Trainerin (female) (German), Trainer di Wii Fit (Italian), Wii Fit-trainer (Dutch)
• Player box text read by announcer: Entraîneur Wii Fit (male) (French), Entrenador de Wii Fit (male) (Spanish), Wii Fit-Trainer (German)
• Player Box Text only: Wii Fit トレーナー (Wii Fit Torēnā) (Japanese), Wii Fit教练 (Wēi Fēidù Jiàoliàn (Wii Fit Instructor)) (simplified Chinese), Wii Fit教練 (Wēi Fēidù Jiàoliàn) (traditional Chinese), Wii Fit 트레이너 (Wii Fit Teureineo) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation (alternate names aside): “Vii Fit Trainer” (Dutch)

Rosalina & Luma

• Both texts: Розалина (Rozalina) & Люма (Lyuma) (Russian), Rosalina et Luma (Quebec French), Harmonie et Luma (PAL-region French), Rosalina y Destello (Mexican Spanish), Estela y Destello (PAL-region Spanish), Rosalina und Luma (German), Rosalinda e Sfavillotto (Italian), Rosalina en Luma (Dutch)
• Character Selection Box text read by announcer: Rosetta & Chiko (Japanese, Chinese), Rosalina & Chiko (Korean)
• Player Box text read by announcer: ロゼッタ(Rozetta)&チコ(Chiko) (Japanese), 로젤리나(Rojellina)&치코(Chiko) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 罗莎塔(Luóshātǎ)&琪琪(Qíqi) (simplified Chinese), 羅潔塔(Luójiétǎ)&奇可(Qíkě) (traditional Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation of English names: same as English-language announcer

Little Mac

• Both texts: Малыш Мэк (Malysh Mek) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: リトル・マック (Ritoru Makku) (Japanese), 小麦克 (Xiǎo màikè) (simplified Chinese), 小麥克 (Xiǎo màikè) (traditional Chinese), 리틀맥 (Riteul Maek) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Greninja

• Both texts: Amphinobi (French), Quajutsu (German), Грениндзя (Grenindzya) (Russian)
• Character Selection Box text read by announcer: Gekkouga (Japanese), Gegulninja (Korean)
• Character Selection Box text only: Gekkouga (Chinese)
• Player Box text read by announcer: ゲッコウガ (Gekkouga) (Japanese), 개굴닌자 (Gaegulninja) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 甲賀忍蛙 (Jiǎhèrěnwā) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Palutena

• Both texts: Paluténa (Quebec French)
• Player Box text only: パルテナ (Parutena) (Japanese), 帕露蒂娜 (Pàlùdìnà) (Chinese), 파르테나 (Pareutena) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

PAC-MAN

• Both texts: ПЭКМЕН (PEKMEN) (Russian)
• Player Box text only: パックマン (Pakkuman) (Japanese), 吃豆人 (Chīdòurén (Bean-Eater)) (Chinese), 팩맨 (Paekmaen) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Robin

• Both texts: Daraen (German, Italian), Робин (Russian)
• Character Select Box text read by announcer: Reflet (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box text read by announcer: 러플레 (Reofeule) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: ルフレ (Rufure) (Japanese), 鲁弗莱 (Lǔfúlái) (simplified Chinese), 魯弗萊 (Lǔfúlái) (traditional Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Shulk

• Both texts: Шулк (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: シュルク (Shuruku) (Japanese), 修尔克 (Xiū'ěrkè) (simplified Chinese), 修爾克 (Xiū'ěrkè) (traditional Chinese), 슈르크 (Syureukeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Bowser Jr.

• Both texts: Боузер-младший (Bouzer-mladshiy) (Russian), Bowser Junior (Italian (yes, not the abbreviated version, but the full word))
• Character Select Box text read by announcer: Koopa Jr. (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box text read by announcer: クッパJr. (Kuppa Jr.) (Japanese)
• Player Box text only: 酷霸王Jr. (Kùbàwáng Jr.) (simplified Chinese), 庫巴Jr. (Kùbā Jr.) (traditional Chinese), 쿠파주니어 (Kupa Junieo) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: see Bowser, at least for the “Bowser” part

Larry (Koopa)

• Both texts: Ларри (Larri) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ラリー (Rarī) (Japanese), 拉里 (Lālǐ) (Chinese), 래리 (Raeri) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Roy (Koopa)

• Both texts: Рой (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ロイ (Roi) (Japanese), 洛伊 (Luòyī) (Chinese), 로이 (Roi) (Korean)
• Announcer: same as English

Wendy (O. Koopa)

• Both texts: Венди (Vendi) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ウェンディ (Wendi) (Japanese), 温缇 (Wēntí) (simplified Chinese), 溫緹 (Wēntí) (traditional Chinese), 웬디 (Wendi) (Korean)
• Announcer: same as English

Iggy (Koopa)

• Both texts: Игги (Iggi) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: イギー (Igī) (Japanese), 伊吉 (Yījí) (Chinese), 이기 (Igi) (Korean)
• Announcer: same as English

Morton (Koopa, Jr.)

• Both texts: Мортон (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: モートン (Mōton) (Japanese), 莫顿 (Mòdùn) (Chinese), 모톤 (Moton) (Korean)
• Announcer: same as English

Lemmy (Koopa)

• Both texts: Лемми (Lemmi) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: レミー (Remī) (Japanese), 雷米 (Léimǐ) (Chinese), 레미 (Remi) (Korean)
• Announcer: same as English

Ludwig (von Koopa)

• Both texts: Людвиг (Lyudvig) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ルドウィッグ (Rudowiggu) (Japanese), 洛德威格 (Luòdéwēigé) (Chinese), 루드윅 (Rudeuwik) (Korean)
• Announcer: “Ludvig” (proper pronunciation BTW) (French, Spanish, German (of course))

Duck Hunt

• Both texts: Дуэт Duck Hunt (Duet Duck Hunt) (Russian), Duck Hunt Duo (PAL-region English), Duck-Hunt-Duo (German), Duo Duck Hunt (Italian), Duck Hunt-duo (Dutch)
• Player Box Text only: ダックハント (Dakku Hanto), 打猎 (Dǎliè) (simplified Chinese), 打獵 (Dǎliè) (traditional Chinese), 덕 헌트 (Deok Heonteu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation (alternate name(s) aside): same as English

Ryu

• Both texts: Рю (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: リュウ (Ryū) (Japanese), 隆 (Lóng) (simplified Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation: “RyOO” (German)

Ken

• Both texts: Кен (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ケン (Japanese), 肯 (Kěn) (simplified Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Japanese

Cloud

• Both texts: Клауд (Klaud) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: クラウド (Kuraudo) (Japanese), 克劳德 (Kè láo dé) (Chinese), 클라우드 (Keullaudeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Corrin

• Both texts: Коррин (Russian)
• Character Select Box text read by the announcer: Kamui (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box text read by the announcer: カムイ (Kamui) (Japanese), 카무이 (Kamui) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 神威 (Shénwēi) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Bayonetta

• Both texts: Байонетта (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ベヨネッタ (Beyonetta) (Japanese), 베요네타 (Beyoneta) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Bah-yonetta” (French, Spanish, German)

Inkling

• Both texts: Инклинг (Russian)
• Player box text read by announcer: Inkling chica (female) / Inkling chico (male) (Spanish), Ragazza Inkling (female) / Ragazzo Inkling (male) (Italian)
• Player box text only: インクリング (Inkuringu) (Japanese), 잉클링 (Ingkeulling) (Korean), Fille inkling (female) / Garçon inkling (male) (French)
• Announcer pronunciation of “Inkling”: same as English

Ridley

• Both texts: Ридли (Ridli) (Russian)
• Player box text only: リドリー (Ridorī) (Japanese), 利德雷 (Lìdéléi) (Chinese), 리들리 (Rideulli) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Rid-lay” (French)

Simon

• Both texts: Саймон (Saymon) (Russian)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: シモン (Shimon) (Japanese)
• Player Box Text only: 사이먼 (Saimeon) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “SHE-mon” (Chinese), “SEE-mon” (French)

Richter

• Both texts: Рихтер (Rikhter) (Russian)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: リヒター (Rihitā) (Japanese)
• Player Box Text only: 릭터 (Rikteo) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “ReeH-tah” (Chinese, same as Japanese), same as English minus the “r” (French), “Rick-tehr” (Spanish)

King K. Rool

• Both texts: Кинг К. Роль (King K. Rol) (Russian), Roi K. Rool (Quebec French)
• Player Box Text only: キングクルール (Kingu Kurūru) (Japanese), 库鲁鲁王 (Kùlǔlǔ Wáng) (simplified Chinese), 庫魯魯王 (Kùlǔlǔ Wáng) (traditional Chinese), 킹크루루 (King Keururu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “King Cruel” (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)

Isabelle

• Both texts: Изабель (Izabel’) (Russian), Marie (French), Canela (Spanish), Melinda (German), Fuffi (Italian)
• Character Select Box text read by announcer: Shizue (Japanese, Chinese), Yeoul (Korean)
• Player Box text read by announcer: しずえ (Shizue) (Japanese), 여울 (Yeo'ul) (Korean)
• Player Select Box text only: 西施惠 (Xī Shī Huì) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Incineroar

• Both texts: Félinferno (French), Fuegro (German), Инсинероар (Insineroar) (Russian)
• Character Select Box text read by announcer: Gaogaen (Japanese, Chinese), Eoheungyeom (Korean)
• Player Box text read by announcer: ガオガエン (Gaogaen) (Japanese), 어흥염 (Eoheungyeom) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 熾焰咆哮虎 (Chìyànpáoxiāohǔ) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Piranha Plant

• Both texts: Fleur Piranha (Quebec French), Plante Piranha (PAL-region French), Planta Piraña (Spanish), Piranha-Pflanze (German), Pianta Piranha (Italian), Растение-пиранья (Rasteniye-piran'ya) (Russian)
• Character Select Box Text read by announcer: Packun Flower (pronounced “Pakkun Flower”) (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box Text only: パックンフラワー (Pakkun Furawā) (Japanese), 吞食花 (Tūnshí Huā) (Chinese), 뻐끔플라워 (Ppeokkeum Peullawo) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation of English name: same as English

Joker

• Both texts: Джокер (Dzhoker) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ジョーカー (Jōkā) (Japanese), JOKER (Chinese), 조커 (Jokeo) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Hero

• Both texts: Héros (French), Héroe (Spanish), Held (German, Dutch), Eroe (Italian), Герой (Geroy) (Russian)
• Player Box Text read by announcer: 勇者 (Yūsha (literally means “Brave”)) (Japanese)
• Player Box Text only: 勇者 (Yǒngzhě (see Japanese, above)) (Chinese), 용사 (Yongsa (Warrior)) (Korean)
• Announcer-audio name: Yūsha (Chinese)

Banjo & Kazooie

• Both texts: Banjo y Kazooie (Spanish), Banjo und Kazooie (German), Banjo e Kazooie (Italian), Banjo en Kazooie (Dutch), Банджо и Казуи (Bandzho i Kazui) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: バンジョー(Banjō)&カズーイ(Kazūi) (Japanese), 阿邦(Ābāng)&阿卡(Ākǎ) (Chinese), 반조&카주이(Kajui) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Banjo et Kazooie” (French)

Terry

• Both texts: Терри (Terri) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: テリー (Terī) (Japanese), 特瑞 (Tèruì) (simplified Chinese), 泰利 (Tàilì) (traditional Chinese), 테리 (Teri) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Byleth

• Both texts: Байлет (Baylet) (Russian)
• Player Box Text only: ベレト (Bereto) (male) / ベレス (Beresu) (female) (Japanese), 贝雷特 (Bèiléitè) (male) / 贝雷丝 (Bèiléisī) (female) (simplified Chinese), 貝雷特 (Bèiléitè) (male) / 貝雷絲 (Bèiléisī) (female) (traditional Chinese), 벨레트 (Belleteu) (male) / 벨레스 (Belleseu) (female) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Bylet” (French)

Min Min

• Both texts: Минь Минь (Min’ Min’) (Russian)
• Character Select Box text only: MinMin (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box text only: ミェンミェン (Myen Myen) (Japanese), 面面 (Miàn Miàn) (simplified Chinese), 麵麵 (Miàn Miàn) (traditional Chinese), 미엔미엔 (Mien Mien) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Chinese

Steve

• Both texts: Стив (Stiv) (Russian)
• Player Box text only: スティーブ (Sutību) (Japanese), 史蒂夫 (Shǐdìfū) (simplified Chinese), 史提夫 (Shǐtífū) (traditional Chinese), 스티브 (Seutibeu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “eh-STEVE” (Spanish)

Alex

• Both texts: Алекс (Aleks) (Russian)
• Player Box text only: アレックス (Arekkusu) (Japanese), 艾莉克斯 (Àilìkèsī) (simplified Chinese), 愛莉克斯 (Àilìkèsī) (traditional Chinese), 알렉스 (Allegseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Zombie

• Both texts: Zombi (Spanish, Italian), Зомби (Zombi) (Russian)
• Player Box text only: ゾンビ (Zonbi) (Japanese), 僵尸 (Jiāngshī) (simplified Chinese), 殭屍 (Jiāngshī) (traditional Chinese), 좀비 (Jombi) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: pronounce “Z” as “S” (as is normal for Spanish)

Enderman

• Both texts: Эндермен (Endermen) (Russian)
• Player Box text only: エンダーマン (Endāman) (Japanese), 末影人 (Mò Yǐng Rén) (simplified Chinese), 終界使者 (Zhōng Jiè Shǐzhě) (traditional Chinese), 엔더맨 (Endeomaen) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English

Sephiroth

• Both texts: Séphiroth (French), Сефирот (Sefirot) (Russian)
• Player Box text only: セフィロス (Sefirosu) (Japanese), 萨菲罗斯 (Sàfēiluósī) (simplified Chinese), 賽菲羅斯 (Sàifēiluósī) (traditional Chinese), 세피로스 (Sepiroseu) (Korean)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Seph-ee-roth” (German, Dutch)

Pyra

• Both texts: Пайра (Payra) (Russian)
• Character Select Box text read by the announcer: Homura (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box text read by the announcer: ホムラ (Homura) (Japanese), 호무라 (Homura) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 焰 (Yàn) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation: pronounce the “y” with a long “e” sound (French, Italian)

Mythra

• Both texts: Мифра (Mifra) (Russian)
• Character Select Box text read by the announcer: Hikari (Japanese, Chinese, Korean)
• Player Box text read by the announcer: ヒカリ (Hikari) (Japanese), 히카리 (Hikari) (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 光 (Guāng) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation: “Mit-ra” (French)

Kazuya

• Both texts: Кадзуя (Kadzuya) (Russian)
• Player Box text read by announcer: カズヤ (Japanese)
• Player Box text only: 一八 (Yībā) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Japanese

Sora

• Both texts: Сора (Russian)
• Player Box text read by announcer: ソラ (Japanese), 소라 (Korean)
• Player Box text only: 索拉 (Suǒlā) (Chinese)
• Announcer pronunciation: same as English/Japanese

Mii Brawler

• Both texts: Bagarruer Mii (male) (Quebec French), Boxeur Mii (male) (PAL-region French), Peleador Mii (male) (Mexican Spanish), Karateka Mii (PAL-region Spanish), Mii-Boxer (male) (German), Lottatore Mii (Italian), Mii-Bokser (Dutch), Mii-Драчун (Mii-Drachun (Mii Fighter)) (Russian)
• Player Box text read by announcer (all for female Miis): Bagarreuse Mii (Quebec French), Boxeuse Mii (PAL-region French), Peleadora Mii (Mexican Spanish), Mii-Boxerin (German), Lottatrice Mii (Italian)
• Player Box text only: Mii格闘タイプ (Mii Kakuto-Taipu (Mii Hand-to-Hand Fighting Type)) (Japanese), Mii格斗类型 (Mii Gédòu lèixíng (see Japanese for translation)) (simplified Chinese), Mii格鬥類型 (Mii Gédòu lèixíng) (traditional Chinese), Mii격투 타입 (Mii Gyeogtu taib (see Japanese for translation)) (Korean)

Mii Swordfighter

• Both texts: Épéiste Mii (French), Espadachín Mii (Spanish), Mii-Schwertkämpfer (male) (German), Spadaccino Mii (male) (Italian), Mii-zwaardvechter (Dutch), Mii-Мечник (Mii-Swordsman) (Russian)
• Player Box text read by announcer (both for female): Mii-Schwertkämpferin (German), Spadaccina Mii (Italian)
• Player Box text only: Mii剣術タイプ (Mii Kenjutsu Taipu (Mii Fencing Type)) (Japanese), Mii剑术类型 (Mii Jiànshù lèixíng (Mii Sword Type)) (simplified Chinese), Mii劍術類型 (Mii Jiànshù lèixíng) (traditional Chinese), Mii검술 타입 (Mii Geomsul taib (see Japanese for translation)) (Korean)

Mii Gunner

• Both texts: Tireur Mii (male) (French), Tirador Mii (male) (Spanish), Mii-Schütze (male) (German), Fuciliere Mii (Italian), Mii-cyborg (Dutch), Mii-Стрелок (Mii-Strelok) (Russian)
• Player Box text read by announcer (all for female Miis): Tireuse Mii (French), Tiradora Mii (Spanish), Mii-Schützin (German)
• Player Box text only: Mii射撃タイプ (Mii Shageki Taipu (Mii Shooting Type)) (Japanese), Mii射击类型 (Mii Shèjí lèixíng (see Japanese for translation)) (simplified Chinese), Mii射擊類型 (Mii Shèjí lèixíng) (traditional Chinese), Mii사격 타입 (Mii Sagyeok taip (see Japanese for translation)) (Korean)

strap in anon this’ll be a long post LMAOOOOO

SO.
all the Mii fighters in smash bros are created by the game system (as part of the small fry corps) separate from real Miis.

none of the smash bros Miis are “real” Miis per se, they’re beings created from Mii data stolen from countless systems and (for the most part) cannot be originally created by the system. Miis from the Mii fighting team also differ from regular Miis in that they have defined bodies built for fighting, have hands with fingers instead of the ball hands that reg Miis have, shatter instead of bleed and bruise, and cannot emote their faces or move their eyes. normal, regular Miis also cannot be killed; they can only be erased

all the playable Miis in smash were all originally from the Mii fighting team! each of the six playable Miis have had some sort of “awakening” event which gave them their individuality/sentience which differed in between all of em. awakened Miis are more like reg Miis, being able to move their faces and eyes. they still crack and shatter upon being damaged, but they’re more durable than Mii fighting team members and will start bleeding through the cracks

however, upon their awakening, if they’re not careful and even show SIGNS of their newfound independence, they’ll be marked as “defective” and Mii fighting units will be ordered to dispatch them on sight. after the ssb4 mii trio’s escape, the system’s become a LOT more rigorous with its checking, going to the point where a special room has been created (the one in my “recurring nightmare” animatic!) so they can take any captured defecting Miis in to blacklist their data before destroying them

if the newly awakened Miis want to live, their only hope is escaping to the player’s area for smash bros, where if they run into the area deep enough, the system stops chasing after them and they become relegated to a “player character” (the Miis you get to pick and fight with!)

NOW ONTO THE ACTUAL MII FIGHTERS THEMSELVES LMAO

the ssb4 Mii trio were all originally from different squadrons of the Mii fighting team, but all escaped together

ssb4 brawler “awoke” upon a sudden thought along the lines “what the hell are we doing” and realizing that what the team was doing was utterly pointless

ssb4 swordfighter “awoke” in the middle of a battle realizing that all the Mii fighting team units were literally just getting sent in to die and wanted to live

ssb4 gunner “awoke” via a realization that the team’s equipment was all bare-bones and lackluster, feeling a deep sense of dissatisfaction with how things were and feeling she could make better equipment

i haven’t decided yet if they hide until they all discover each other and decide to run away as a group, or if they were all caught at the same time and basically forced to team up to run away. either way they all get discovered together and have to run for their lives all the way to the player area, where they become playable Miis and get coached by the ssb4 roster!!

the ssbu Mii trio is a bit different. the playable trio were all the system experimenting with creating original reg Miis (who function like a mix of reg Miis and “awoken” Mii fighting team units; they crack and bleed and have defined bodies, but they can’t be killed via impact to the head, they must be erased) for their corps, rather than stolen Mii data (the reason why the ssbu trio has original Mii data while the ssb4 trio don’t). they were also, in a complete mirror of the ssb4 trio, all part of the same squadron, but defected from the corps at different times

sordsman is one of the aforementioned originally created Miis. the system basically had to create original Miis, copy their data, and then erase them ASAP (though this is subject to change bc now that i’m writing this out this feels a bit weird. but anyway). sordsman was the first Mii the system created, however, they both didn’t work quickly enough with him and failed to properly dispatch him (trying to kill him via destroying his head instead of deleting him), leading to him still remaining as corrupted data within the system’s files. the system made sure to not repeat this with brawler and gunner’s Miis.

the system still decided to use sordsman’s data bc like. do u ever do shit just to see what would happen lmao

ssbu swordfighter was the first of the trio to defect from the corps, and in no small part due to sordsman. with sordsman now being basically stuck to him due to sword using his altered?/corrupted? data, and desperately wanting to get the Hell outta the place. sord basically forced sword to wake up and realize the corps was fucked

ssbu gunner defected next as she realized she hated constantly being in an army (also being referred to as a male soldier) and wanted nothing more than to just live freely

ssbu brawler was the last to defect, spurred by the fact that he realized that being in the corps meant he’d be repeating the same old routine with no chance for personal growth (i haven’t thought that much abt his reason yet)

all three of them were rescued from the corps and taken in by the ssb4 Mii trio! and the six Mii fighters are always looking out at the corps for potential refugees to rescue~

that concludes everything before WoL for each of the fighters :)

Hello Handsome…..

Bowser was stuck with two idiots in a place he had no idea he was going. HE WAS A CITY BOY!! Who even knows how to “navigate” anyway? ALL THESE TREES LOOK THE GOD DMAN SAME!!! Wario and Waluigi weren’t helping either, they couldn’t find their own noses if they weren’t attached to their ugly mugs!! But finally, someone decided to throw them a bone when they stumbled upon a House!! Finally!! Sure, it looked like three hurricanes ran through the thing but at least it was still standing! And it was big too.

He left the two bumbling brothers to themselves as he looked around. This space looked like a wreck. Whoever lived here clearly didn’t hear of hygiene. They…. looked happy. Wish he had that Bowser shook his head. He saw a room at the end of the hall. Maybe there was some grub. He opened the door AND NEARLY GOT HIS HEAD TAKEN OFF BY A GIANT PAIR OF SCISSORS!!. He put up his fists when he actually saw who had attacked him. It was a baby turtle in some sort of clown car….. WHAT THE HELL?!

The Turtle was growling at him. It’s clown car had a scissor hand at his face. It looked at him weirdly, LIKE HE WAS THE WEIRD ONE?! He told the turtle to back off. Wario and asked him what was up, Bowser yelled back at him to stuff it. That made the turtle laugh. They seemed to bond after that. Enough for the turtle to change into a HUMAN BABY?! It shocked him to his core. Was this baby all alone? Like he was when he was a…..

He can’t let this baby live like this. He had to protect the lil guy. No one was gonna hurt him, not on his watch. As he went to pick up the lil tyke, something caught his attention. He can’t explain it but the mirror in the room was calling to him. He had almost forgotten the rest of the room. It was elegant, like a king had lived there. It had to be a big king since the mirror was huge. It reached all the way to the ceiling. But what was important is what was in it. It was him, but more. Bigger, stronger, scalier. But it was still him. He knew it. Somehow, he knew this was one of his castles. Somehow, he knew things were gonna be just fine, as long as he was in charge.

Looks like Bowser not only found a baby (Which he quickly adopted and called him Bowser Jr) But also Himself…….

And something more

Hot take I guess, but macros should be allowed in ssbu. Some nearly frame perfect inputs are completely unnecessary. I’m just a casual player, I don’t want to spend tens of hours speedrunning arthritis to learn a couple new techs. Luckily I won’t have to cause I’m not joining a tournament big enough that bans that, but it just feels silly to me to restrict it. It’s not worth it to record long macros anyway since combos are so character dependant, so it helps a ton to set a single tech to a single button.