I really don’t have anyone to show this to, so it’s for Tumblr I guess!
I have a stupid spreadsheet which is a backlog of games/movies/shows/comics etc, with dates of when I finish them, and a bunch of other stuff. Absolutely pointless, probably bad for me, all round Terrible Idea.
And recently I added a new feature in - a pretend TV guide:
I’m nearly 40 and when I was young there was a thing called a “TV guide” which your mother would buy in the grocery store line and inside it was a display something like this that would show when shows would be on TV on different channels, so one chart per day.
Of course, being that that’s a silly thing to reproduce in 2026, I’m not going to stick to the schedule, and I don’t have more than one channel, instead I have the Vibe of a TV guide. Because that’s the most important part. The nostalgia, without the downsides.
I build this list (With code not manually each time) by making a list of items, in this case it’s 4 shows and 1 movie. Monday to Thursday get assigned a show, and Saturday gets assigned a movie. For all the other days it picks one of the shows from the other days of the week and puts (Repeat) on the end of them.
Then, using the date and a magic number and a MOD operation I do a sneaky trick to get a psuedo-random number - picking the broadcast time on the day. This is unnecessary, as I don’t listen to it, but it’s important for the “aesthetic” of a TV guide.
Then, I have a random list of other shows/movies, which has another pseudo random number generated that changes over when the week changes. Several of these random shows get put before and after each of the actual shows to watch on the day. The spreadsheet has simple formulas to work from there, adding in the times of the items to make a schedule of shows I am Not going to watch because they aren’t the picked shows, but are there for set dressing. (I also remove the words Season X from them so it’s less messy looking)
Then, by overlaying a bar chart over the top of it with some shading which is built to leave an empty space where the currently selected show is, it makes for a display that makes me happy to look at.
This method accidentally solves one of the problems with “backlog spreadsheets” - that pressure to have to finish things when it’s on a queue. Instead now I have a manageable schedule, with only one episode a day (And not even every day - some days are “repeats”)?
Not only is it no longer a scary task list it helps with something else: Do your days feel the same? Every day the same? Well when I was young it used to be thursday that I would come home and watch Stargate, or some kind of sci-fi. That was Stargate day. And now, my spreadsheet will generate me a schedule of TV, for me to watch an episode a week, so today being Wednesday it is Thunderbird’s day (Which you can and should watch it is completely on youtube) - and now, in a small way, the days feel different to each other, and it’s easier to keep track of time.
Besides that, having a spreadsheet to track a backlog is a terrible idea and Should Not Be Done.