Been listening to this on repeat in the spirit of the ides of march.

six sentance sunday .ᐟ.ᐟ

this threebones shit hits like crack ohhh my god im so abnormal about them…. anyway more regency au who is excited (me)

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“Your mother’s groundskeep has done admirable work with the garden this year,” she remarked, in a tone of casual observation. “I noticed it immediately as I arrived. The eastern beds are quite splendid.”

Paige turned toward her with such sudden animation that the movement itself might have betrayed her interest, had Sillexa been a person inclined to hasty conclusions.

“Yes,” she said eagerly, “he has.”

Sillexa lifted one eyebrow very slightly, though she made no immediate comment upon the enthusiasm of this reply. Instead she took another delicate sip of tea, allowing the matter to settle for a moment as a skilled conversationalist often does when she suspects that something interesting may soon present itself without encouragement.

Paige, however, appeared to require no such prompting.

“I do not believe I have ever mentioned him to you before,” she said thoughtfully.

Lawn mowing is a plague. Lawns are a plague. Fuck lawns.

I’m not a violent person but calling the mortgage company is gonna send me over the edge

js wanna say yes i do see every ask it’s just up to me if i wanna post it. i don’t have any particular criteria for what asks i want to post but if i do think it’s something that’s meant just for me then i obviously won’t post it 😁 that’s all…!!!

spring break is nearly upon us my little freaks

i guess if you wanted to make one of the brooding period piece men a kinkster, mr darcy is right there

sits up in my seat. I need to make horrible horrible sarnieshipping memes

There’s something beautiful about fearing the deep sea so greatly a 5 meter pool makes me shake, yet I keep writing about the allure of the seas and its merfolk being great lovers and better predators. Having to do research upon all the things alive and dead beneath the waters im too scared to put my feet in, watching hours worth of documentaries just to write a single line.

oh the 911 shippers are getting like Fr Queerbaited

I keep on reblogging stufF siri what is the start of a addiction

siri : what u are doing right now

sjhut up siri

and sometimes you have to kill the metaphorical self and come back wrong to make any progress in life. so be it

“Woah u look rough” bruh just let me buy my soup in peace

When you are daily given dishes you don’t like and you eat them you start to forget your favourite ones

I will always choose the narrative foil as the main ship on ao3 I don’t even care

“but Elise, they barely interacted in the main story”

YES! And yet somehow they are the same? but crucially different by circumstance. One minute change and they become the people who can best understand each other and the people most foreign

my friend said i reminded him of the song “sex with a ghost” because i “like weird romantic horror” and i feel very seen

On one hand, I’m thankful that I have so many people looking out for me and concerned for safety.

But on the other hand: I’ve taken the metro alone plenty of times 😒 I know they’re coming from a good place, but it rankles a little.

Rando: I feel targeted!

Meta: feel? Babe i didn’t spend millions and make billions for you to guess"

… You reblog them too.

By the way guys please don’t mind me changing my pfp and layout every 2 days #ok