first post. engagement bait for archaeologists.

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Soft Launch | mini series

a Sims 4 drama

Frankie Alvin is a tech girlie. Momma warned her—Never rely on a man. Soft life was the goal.

Now she’s got it.

Howdy. I’m Alyssa Spinnix—new to this. Well, I’ve played Sims for a while but I’ve finally been making some things I’m proud of! So maybe I shouldn’t be a hermit anymore and actually share what I create!

I’m the living definition of perfection is the enemy of the good, so I’m sharing a “soft launch” before I chicken out.

If you’re interested, hope you stick around!

✌🏽💻✨ Alyssa signing off

Soft launch

Just listened to Soft Launch—low-key, real, and really hits the quiet moments. Worth a listen

Donate to Finding Our Way Home, organized by Brittain Jackson

I’m standing at the edge of a new chapter.

After a lot of reflection, I’m preparing to move back to Oregon, a place where I feel most grounded and most myself. It’s a big transition, and while it’s filled with hope, it also comes with very real costs.

If you feel moved to support or share my GoFundMe, thank you. Truly. Every bit helps as Free and I take this leap together.

No pressure, just gratitude for being here, reading this, and holding space for change.
Onward 🌲✨

Donate to Finding Our Way Home, organized by Brittain Jackson

I’m standing at the edge of a new chapter.

After a lot of reflection, I’m preparing to move back to Oregon, a place where I feel most grounded and most myself. It’s a big transition, and while it’s filled with hope, it also comes with very real costs.

If you feel moved to support or share my GoFundMe, thank you. Truly. Every bit helps as Free and I take this leap together.

No pressure, just gratitude for being here, reading this, and holding space for change.
Onward 🌲✨

the 2017 era livestreams and younows are soooo nostalgic for me like thats when i was first getting into them like more than just casually and started actively watching them live n stuff that was so fun and it was the beginnings of softlaunch and david boreanaz naked in the bath birthday present LMAO it was such a time

#helloworld

first post. checking this out.

might post here when i can’t tell thoughts from dreams,.

We call this “pre-snow”, also known as Mother Nature’s ‘soft launch’ of winter. 🍁❄️

Featuring Falling Leaves OnePlus 13 Series Skin

Paradise Wellness X SK27 Gym | Soft Launch Civil Lines with Sushma Passi ✨💚

Welcome to the soft launch of Paradise Wellness X SK27 Gym at Civil Lines, Delhi! 🎉✨

This collaboration brings together the best of aesthetics + fitness under one roof — glowing skin meets strong bodies 💪🌿.

Led by Sushma Passi (Founder & CEO, Paradise Wellness), this new space is designed to redefine how Delhi experiences wellness, skincare, and fitness as a lifestyle.

💚 Thank you to everyone who joined us for this special beginning — the energy, the smiles, and the excitement made it unforgettable. 🚀

👉 Stay tuned for more updates, events, and transformations from Paradise Wellness Civil Lines.

📍 Visit Us: Paradise Wellness, Civil Lines, Delhi
🌐 Website: www.paradisewellness.in
📞 Call/WhatsApp: +91 97738 63777 | +91 97738 93377

✨ Glow With Paradise | Fitness Redefined ✨

Soft Launch Kickoff + The Watchers of Time (Cut Poem)

🚨 Soft Launch ALERT! 🚨

Hiya, the Echoes of the Soul: Dialogues with the Past poetry book soft launch is OFFICIALLY happening here now; yes, right on your dash. 👀

To celebrate, I’m sharing a cut poem that didn’t quite make the final cut but still haunts my drafts: The Watchers of Time, about historians navigating the cosmic ruins of the past, chasing stories whispered through the ages.

If you love poems about history, mystery, and the ghosts of forgotten empires, this one’s for you.

Wanna read the full text and get in on the soft launch vibes? Head over to my Ko-fi where I’m dropping cut poems, exclusive previews, and all the messy behind-the-scenes of making this book real.

[Ko-fi link]

📸 You can also check out excerpts and visuals over on Insta if that’s more your vibe!

Let’s wander the ruins together.

It’s Soft Launch Season | Instagram Sleuths, Get Ready! | Art of Classiness #shorts #softlaunch

In this video, we’re diving into the modern dating trend of being private, not secret on social media. From subtly sharing snippets of your relationship—like a quiet dinner setup or a playful moment caught on Stories—to introducing your partner through something as simple as an Instagram handle, it’s all about showing just enough without oversharing. Whether you’re in the early stages and still vetting things out or just prefer a bit of mystery, this approach lets you keep things intimate while still letting your friends (and followers) in on the fact that love might be in the air.

> 🐌 hello from the gloam.

this is just a quiet little corner for jjk fics, sticky feelings, reblogs, and memes

posting soon, probably. until then, mind the mushrooms. 🍄

> this blog will be:

- falling asleep on gojo’s shoulder on the train

- sukuna showing up in a dream and not leaving

- late night laundry room confessions

- extreme love for nobara

- whatever strikes my whimsy

- a lot of smut tbh

(aka: stay tuned for fic.)

> not me opening another blog like I don’t already have writing deadlines and existential dread. anyway. jjk fanfic incoming eventually.

don’t expect consistency. do expect a slow snail.

Me rn because launch is comin’ and everything’s coming together and I’m so excited rn >_<)

Oh the depths I go to in order to gamble a chance at earning more income so that I can eat better niche foods~

((My ebt got cancelled and I’ve been rationing $30 of food this entire month, so we’re buildin’ business! >:D))

the day dnp uploaded the monster pops video is the official softlaunch date to me

it is funny to me that all of us talk abt dnp in a way that would have been considered so incredibly demon in 2017 lmao that time period is so far away to me now

Soft launch photos <3

I love my clingy boys

SOFTLAUNCH of Vitamin 1000 Collective

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god after they came out the comments in the exploring each others instagram vid got so annoying with like “oh dan seems so scared exposing his insta cuz he was in the closet” LIKE GIRL HES BEING SARCASTIC THIS WAS THE SOFTLAUNCH HE KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING HE ALLOWED PHIL TO POST THE VIDEO WHY ARE PEOPLE SO WEIRDDDDDDD

ok heres how i split up the dnp eras (loosely based on dan’s timeline in his interview w anthony)

• 2009-2011: the Sillies era :3 dan refered to it as being a dumb teen just posting cuz he was bored, which is like, thats what all of youtube culture was at this time. they met and like fell in love or whatever you know the lore dont you. phil moved from his parents home to his first apartment in manchester, and dan technically moved to uni but really he moved into phil’s apartment to take advantage of his washing machine and ps1 and. yknow. other stuff. they officially moved in together in 2011 yippee hooray, the phanchester apartment holds a special place in my heart
• 2012-2013: THE SHIFT. they started getting Serious about youtube as a career, doing more stuff w the radio, superamazingproject started in 2011 but THE SHIFT is very easy to observe when you compare the first season of sap to the last season. ALSO. they were NOT A DOUBLE ACT AND NOT GAY 🙄. it could also be called the No Homo era lmao idk this is when a lot of shitty things were happening wrt leaked information, harassment of their families, and just generally becoming more in the spotlight especially while still in the closet being a horrible experience. but also, they moved to london and got cool opportunities with radio stuff and were starting to actually make a living on this shit.
• 2014-2016: Peak Dan And Phil™ Era. at the height of their popularity. they realized oh shit, we ARE a double act and not only does everyone enjoy us best as a double act, WE enjoy working together. tabinof, tatinof, dapgo, still doing the radio every month up until they start touring, 7 second challenge app, gamingmas, what the hell DIDNT they do during this time period (what they didnt do was uhh take care of themselves and not overwork and not blur their work and personal lives so much to the point where they felt like the whole apartment was a film set.)
• 2017-2018: Gay Softlaunch Era (aka post-baking aka glass closet) the baby steps toward authenticity, moved to the double apartment to separate work and life, ii’s whole theme, dan talking abt depression, phil getting the quiff, both of them being gay as hell in every way other than saying it explicitly. important things of note: TRUTH BOMBS dropped, Interactive Introverts happened, still uploading gaming vids and honestly by the end you could feel their fatigue. and then they hiatused dapg.
• 2019-2022: ok these four years each feel like whole eras in themselves, but also theres an overarching theme. THE GAY ERA.
• 2019: im gonna futher split this year in half. first half- dad left to buy milk so other dad is taking care of us. rough six months for dannies im sure. important phil thing of note- he changed his film set from his “bedroom” to a fairly basic but cute shelf backdrop. honestly prob didnt wanna keep pretending that was his bedroom considering…. second half- DAN AND PHIL GAY. dan uploads his magnum opus. phil comes out via tweet. they go to japan and its really gay and it’s The Trip to japan for them like yes they first went in 2015 and again in 2023, but Japhan 2.0 Was The One. what does this mean? proposal? anniversary? idk exactly but it was gay as hell dude and theyve talked about that trip with such love in their hearts.
• 2020: Phandemic (sorry that was bad) but also where tf is dan again? even with the big C-word happening, it was business as usual for phil, regular vids but make em gayer, caught a pigeon nbd, and end of the year introduces the Stereo app show Phil and Phriends where he’s had chats with pj, louise, his brother, seth everman?????, and finally. dan reappears. they reveal that they bought and FULLY PLANNED a house together and are ready to move!
• 2021: they don’t move house for another like six months! basically their house was (and is??) still being worked on AND they were in lockdown AND turns out at the end of last year, they were kicked from their Life apartment and were now living in the Work apartment so you can imagine what all of this can do to their psyche and lowkey they were getting sick of each other like it wasnt just bordering on phivorce it was nearly Phurder. Phidow. but to fill the time so that DOESNT happen, my favorite fucking thing ever happens: Lockdown Lads (and all the other names). the first taste of what a dnp podcast would sound like, with the added bonus of chaotic listener interaction. oh yeah also dan wrote a mental health guide book whatever (IM KIDDING I REALLY LIKE YWGTTN I WROTE LIKE TWO REVIEWS ON IT NOW) and they finally become Homosexual Homeowners. theres quite a bit more dnp content this year, dan being on phils channel a bit more, the phodcasts, dan’s gay and not proud special…. oh yeah and hometown showdown i guess AND TEXT VIDEO 2!!! my favorite and my namesake!!!!!!!
• 2022: Prophecy Year….. but they didnt get married. dan returns with another longass video to say: hey i hate being a youtuber and also youtube majorly fucked me over. but also fuck that im gonna do a weird talk show and ALSO GO ON TOUR WITH THIS APOCALYPSE THEME! phil actually… slows down this year. more dan uploads than phil somehow??? but also Dan Is Leaving me is posted and i go completely insane and become the deranged individual you see today. WHICH FINALLY LEADS US TOOOOOO
• 2023-present: The Unhinged Era. dan’s tour was a huge Emotional success for him but uh not without its hiccups due to management and all that and i think he and phil finally realize. Fuck It Who Cares. dan flies back to england FROM AUSTRALIA to make sure he can be with his future ex-husband on his birthday. CAKE HEART EMOJI. YELLOW PLAID SHACKET. they go on a gamer date and post a picture of playing footsies in a cab. THE PHUDE HAPPENS. they go to japan again and while this one will never be The One it was still a well earned holiday this time with bryony! and they took a bunch of very cute film camera pictures…. THIS IS ALL JUST THE FIRST HALF OF 2023 BTW. in phil news, he talks about going to therapy and figuring out how to manage his anxiety!!!! he changes his hair again!! he hires an editor, phan is his otp, he teases about the gaming channel a couple of times but so many of us already dropped any hope of that returning- OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK?!!!? HUH!??!? they returned, and more chaotic than ever before. the gayness upped to the max, the Weirdness on full speed, the Horniness at Very Scary Levels Oh God Stop Talking About Dogging, phil can swear uncensored now???? and this energy has continued into today…

the softlaunch era was such an interesting time bc the Phannie Discourse was no longer about speculating if they’re queer or not or dating or not. it was, well we know they’re gay they just Are gay, but are we allowed to say that yet? it was a really complicated time period for that to be the first time i decided to interact w the community, but honestly i think it is because i noticed them signalling queerness in subtle ways that made me more attached to them. it’s also the fanbase no longer being seen as straight teen girls who ship every single pair of two men for fetishistic reasons, it was now a bunch of queer people who were now in their later teens or full adults being drawn to dnp for Unknowable Reasons (except we knew it just wasnt concrete yet)