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“it’s not two bears high-fiving. why does everyone always say it’s two bears high-fiving.”
—rorschach, probably
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My mom to teen aged me: Would you like to watch The Watchmen with me?
Me: Sure!
*Watching it*
Me: Man Rorschach sure is my favorite character!
Rorschach: KILL ME!
Me: Haha he wouldn’t actually kill him.
*Rorschach dies*
Me looking at my mom: 😨
My mom who forgot he died: 😟 sorry…
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[[₊˚⊹ ⁀➴ ᰔ‧₊˚⊹] A man with a pope hat doing squats [Scourge [She/they/it/goat]]]
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The Point Of Erotic Fanfiction Is Not To Be Fully Accurate To Canon. But I Think If Rorschach Did A Lot Of The Things You Guys Write Him Doing He Would Kill Himself.
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Personally, I don’t care about shipping or yaoi. It’s not particularly engaging way for me to interact with media, but I’m glad y'all are having fun, and from time to time it creates art enjoyable for me even though I’m not into shipping.
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1. “Heartgut”
2. “Droopy”
3. “Iced Out”
4. “Alabaster Turkey”
More designs from the Vault
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yesterday I had the hideous realization that dan and rorschach have basically the same relationship as the daroga and erik and I suddently understand how I made such a big fandom leap from mostly musical theatre to watchmen when I was like 20
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Maybe I should make Elene Vongola Decima Neo Prima (i am killing Tsuna again, sorry, not sure what to do with him, he would never actually go against this false friends even with all abuse. He’s with Hades chilling) just for Vongola to have a Heir and Boss that’s:
- They aren’t getting the soft civilian female sky they wanted, but a Literal Amazon pseudo raised and trained by Queen Hippolyta herself
- 6 foot tall and muscular warrior, not powerless or easy to threaten and scare as they hoped
- 20s years old Adult Woman with adult guardians demigoddess, all accostumed to fight Gods and Monsters and not impressed with the sheer nerve of those arrogant mortal criminals
- Daughter of the KING of the Skies (Zeus is a Weird Girl’s Dad because daughters are not a threat like sons and he likes his children to be powerful and great)
- Named after Helen of Troy for a reason, she will be the reason of so many mortal conflicts by refusing to bow and be obedient little puppet heir and Sofia Papadoulos had the sight.
- Greek Amazon Warrior that openly swore to take Timoteo and Iemitsu’s heads as a War Trophy as revenge for Tsuna and herself. By Hera, they will fall.
- Gets along with her immortal brother Ares (not PJO villanized version of him) and his children just fine, owns armor and sword and shield. Try anything and she will beat you up, rash and brash when threatened.
- Is not scared of a mere mortal hitman, cursed or not. She thinks he’s stupid and a terrible tutor with bullshit advice. Chiron - tartarus, Mister D - is much better mentor. Elene can handle Reborn just fine, she is a proud warrior after all and not very pleased at this foolish man’s arrogance.
- Not particulary willing to be polite or civil to the people that wanted to manipulate her and her friends. Regardless of her mother’s bloodline, they are not family of hers.
- She is not really trapped? Elene refuses to stop her life for the Vongola, so they are pretty much chasing her around trying to make her stop doing what she wants and solving her own problems to solve their problems, fight for them and be their puppet. Which doesn’t happen because those mortals got nothing on gods, no matter their schemes to make her stay and be their obedient puppet.
- She ignored their claims she belongs with Vongola and have a duty to her Family, Elene is a busy person and has her own stuff to solve. Don’t even borther talking to them, straight up violence to their demands, killing those cruel Vongola Mafiosi is a side quest now.
- She still a businesswoman here, so has her own property the Vongola can’t invade easily like the Sawada Residence. Any attempt is meet with brutal efficiency only a Wonder Woman fan would have. Half of Dino’s men are brutally killed off by the attempt kidnapping (its was a kidnapping no matter how Dino claimed he was under Reborn’s orders to ah, fetch the ‘Vongola Heir’. The man was a idiot sheep.)
- Xanxus and the Varia did go after her, she and her guardians beat him Golden Wonder Woman style and just left without care.
- She is stubborn as a mule, and refuses to simply let them order her around. They would have to bend to her and her demands (because…she is interessed on that power that could grant her and the idea of making those people bow to her, and cruel tyrants and criminals like that should not be left unchecked to hurt innocent people) offer her what her whatever she wanted to get on her good graces and to be their boss (really why you are treating your heir like that again? How arrogant)
- She will make Vongola into her pawns like it should be, they could be useful and they are greedy and a threat to the demigods and people in general. But first, she will takes those fools heads as trophies.
- She will make them beg on their knees for her to be Decima and it will be on her terms. And she is still doing whatever she wants with the Vongola.
The whole Gilded Cage thing would be like
The whole fic would be just like Harry Potter bashing fics or those Avengers 'arrest’ Percy Jackson fics, like it should be
Just a idea, she could be just a business woman too
