Till you taste ash in your mouth - The_WriterWoman - Wolverine (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]

I wrote a thing. It’s like 2:30am right now. Please be aware it is an 18+ fic so minors DNI. And make sure to look at tags.

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‘They don’t love each other’ yeah okay and the first needle drop of Deadpool and Wolverine was ‘Only you’. Only ONE of these things can be true at the same time

Deadpool And Wolverine Went Full Throttle With A Half Billion Dollar Budget https://share.google/VMd5O8pxaKhvGhQc9

$1.388B USD Worldwide earnings. Highest grossing for an R-rated film.

Deadpool And Wolverine Went Full Throttle With A Half Billion Dollar Budget

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Chapters: 3/3
Fandom: Deadpool - All Media Types
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson
Characters: Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Western, Human AU, Outlaw Wade Wilson, Sheriff Logan Howlett, Enemies to Lovers, Canon-Typical Violence, Bittersweet Ending
Summary:

It’s his attitude that pisses Logan off more than the crimes themselves. Logan had been raised by a stern father, who taught him that all crime is equal in the eyes of the Lord and that God will reign down His fiery vengeance upon those who do not repent, but there’s absolutely no shred of repentance in Wade fucking Wilson. There’s no shame. No guilt. Every time their paths cross, he seems strangely proud of the chaos that he leaves in his wake, and the code his men follow. He seems to think he’s some sort of vigilante, riding around the grasslands, righting wrongs and inequity. Which just isn’t true.

He isn’t some kind of anti-hero. He’s just a goddamn show-off.

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Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Deadpool (Movieverse), Wolverine (Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies)/Wade Wilson, Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) & Wade Wilson
Characters: Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson, Blind Al (Deadpool), Dogpool | Mary Puppins (Deadpool Movies)
Additional Tags: Getting Together, Drunkenness, Drunken Confessions, pec kissing, Teasing, Soft Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Wade Wilson Loves Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies), Logan | Worst Wolverine (Deadpool Movies) Loves Wade Wilson, Logan Howlett is a tease, First Dates
Summary:

Wade shakes his head no, giggling. Logan sighs, he bends down and hoists wade up by his armpits. The merc does not try to help him in the slightest, making it a small struggle to get him back on his feet.
Once he’s up Logan lets him go, hands still hovering in case wade falls. Wade, ever so subtle, is staring right at Logan’s shirtless chest as he sways on his feet. Logan is about to leave him when Wade tips forwards, face connecting right with Logan’s chest. “Christ” Logan whispers, grabbing onto Wade’s arms.
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OR: wade gets shitfaced and confesses his love for Logan

inspired by asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3 on tumblr!

hugeeee thank you to @asgardiansofthegalaxyvol3​ for letting me use their post as inspo!! its not fully done yet but hooooo boy am i cooking 

5:37 A.M.
Poolverine | Teen and Up | 1K

At 5:27, Logan returns to his office from his last round. At 5:31, he zips up his jacket and nods at Mark, who starts his shift now. And at 5:37am, Logan walks into the coffee shop that’s halfway between his work and his apartment.

OR
Logan and Wade frequent the same coffee shop early in the morning. Maybe there’s more to their routine than just the desire for a hot beverage…

(also posted in full on tumblr)

5:37 A.M.

Poolverine | ~1K | Coffee Shop AU, Meet Cute, Fluff

At 5:27, Logan returns to his office from his last round. At 5:31, he zips up his jacket and nods at Mark, who starts his shift now. And at 5:37am, Logan walks into the coffee shop that’s halfway between his work and his apartment.

He gives the barista a small smile as he steps up to the counter and before he can open his mouth to order, the barista –Nick, according to his name tag– says, “A tall hot chocolate with a dash of cinnamon and marshmallows.”

Logan is taken aback and it must show on his face because Nick chuckles as he types in Logan’s, correct, order. “You’ve been coming here every morning for the past seven weeks. I took a lucky guess.”

Nick tells him his total and Logan taps his card, a tentative warm feeling spreading in his chest. He’d started a new job as night security guard seven and a half weeks ago. After a couple shifts, he had noticed the coffee shop on his way home and spontaneously decided to treat himself.

This early, the shop is quiet. Only one other person is sitting at one of the tables, hood pulled up and typing away on a laptop.

Logan leans against the counter and tries (and fails) not to let his eyes wander. Because wanting a hot drink on his way back from work is only half the truth why he stops here every morning.

The person at the table stops typing and brings their arms up above their head in a stretch. The movement causes the hood to slip and Logan catches a quick look at a handsome face, brown hair, a satisfied smirk like he’s in on a joke nobody else knows of.

His eyes flicker around the coffee shop and graze Logan for a split second before darting away again.

Logan feels heat rise in his cheeks and looks back down at his shoes, hating that he’s so affected but at the same time unable to fight the fluttering in his stomach.

“Here you go,” Nick interrupts Logan’s thoughts, sliding over the cup.

“Thanks.” Logan gives him a tired smile and allows himself one last glance at the man at the table, who went back to typing away.

Shoulders already pulled up to his ears to brace himself against the chilly November air, Logan turns to leave.

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At 4:50, the last of Wade’s three alarms rings. At 5:11, Wade steps out of the shower, towel slung low on his hips. He goes through his skin care on auto pilot, pulls on jeans and a hoodie. Shrugs on his jacket and grabs his bag and keys, letting the door fall quietly close behind him. And at 5:37, Wade is sitting at his usual table in the coffee shop, usual latte next to his laptop, typing away at whatever article he has due.

He forces himself not to look up when he hears the door open, cold gust of wind following the man inside. Because Wade knows who just came in. The same guy who came to this coffee shop without fail for the past seven weeks.

Seven weeks ago, Wade decided he needed a change of scenery from staring at the walls in his home office. So, he grabbed his laptop and went into the first coffee shop he came across that was open at such an ungodly hour.

And then this absolutely eye candy of a man walked in, making Wade’s mind spin with thoughts that reached from inviting the man back to the bathroom to going down on one knee and asking him to marry Wade.

Thus, a new routine was born.

Wade takes a break from typing to stretch, using it as an excuse to peek at the man at the counter. He looks gorgeous as always, bundled up against the cold but clearly well built under all those layers. Wade wants to run his hands through those cute tufts of hair sticking up, wants to feel that beard leave burns on the inside of his thighs.

Fuck, he’s hot. Became even hotter when Wade first spotted the two grey streaks at his temples.

Nick hands him his cup and the man turns to leave. Wade panics. He’s watched the man leave day after day, too much of a coward every time to make a move.

“Enjoy your coffee!” Wade cringes, pressing his lips together. Enjoy your coffee?! Really?

The man pauses and half turns to look at Wade, a half-bemused, half-confused look on his face. “Thanks?” he says, and it sounds like a question.

Wade considers grabbing his things and running away, never to return. Way to embarrass yourself in front of the hot guy you’ve been pining over for almost two months.

“But, uh,” the man keeps talking, taking a step closer to Wade’s table. A tiny glimmer of hope sparks in his chest. “It’s not coffee.” He leans in, conspiratorially. “It’s actually hot chocolate.”

Wade’s lips twitch before they spread in a grin, an answering smile appearing on the hot guy’s face. “Promise I’ll keep your secret.” Then, “You wanna sit?” Wade offers, hesitant. The guy’s probably on his way to work.

But to Wade’s surprise he nods and pulls out the chair.

“I’m Logan,” he says.

“Wade,” Wade replies, raising his cup in a toast.

—

Nick watches as Logan and Wade fall into easy conversation, ducking his chin to hide his smile. Seven weeks ago, a guy in a hoodie came into the shop for the first time, setting up his laptop at one of the tables and typed away for a couple hours.

That same morning, another new face stopped by, ordered a hot chocolate and Nick could pinpoint the moment he spotted the guy.

Every day after that, like clockwork, both of them came into the coffee around half five. Hoodie Guy first, rushing to order and set up at what quickly became his usual table. Followed a couple minutes later by the hot older guy, who only ever ordered his drink to go.

One time, Nick was able to spot a badge, leaving him to combine that he was probably on his way back from work. Which would also explain his non-caffeine order.

Nick spent week after week watching the both of them sneak glances at each other, but neither brave enough to make a move. Until today, apparently.

Wade laughs, head thrown back, accompanied by Logan’s chuckle. It’s only half an hour later that Logan excuses himself, yawning. They pull out their phones, clearly exchanging numbers, before Logan finally stands to leave.

The next morning, Wade doesn’t bother with the laptop, eagerly watching the door and jumping up as soon as Logan steps into the coffee shop. There’s a moment where time stands still, their noses almost touching and then Logan darts forward to press a chaste kiss on Wade’s lips.

Nick tactfully turns away, pretends to be busy cleaning the coffee machine until they step up to the counter, hand in hand.

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-- Panda’s Poolverine Recs --

🍂 November Edition 🍂

an inconclusive list of Poolverine Fics I’ve read & enjoyed this month

💛 *High-pitched* No Really, It’s Fine by wadesunderwater / @wadesunderwater
Teen and Up | 2,6K | Getting Together, Miscommunication

“You could just talk to him, you know.”

“There’s nothing to say, Elliebear,” he replies, a pinch of sadness sneaking its way into his tone. He swallows it quickly. “Our baby boy is growing up, no more training wheels, wings all ready to fly. Gotta let ‘em leave the nest eventually, nugget. Don’t worry,” he says as he pulls one of the heavy doors open, “you’ll be able to visit whenever you want.”

He keeps the rest of his thoughts to himself: That the X-Men don’t hate her, just her dad. That she’ll have an open invitation, and he’ll be lucky to get supervised visitation rights. Assuming Logan wants those at all.

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Logan gets invited to move into the X-Mansion, and Wade definitely doesn’t crash out about it. Written for Poolverine Week 2025 Day 2: confessions / proposals

❤️ Bonding Activities by shadowofadream
Explicit | 3,4K | Developing Relationship, Non-Sexual Bondage

“We figured out that it calmed me down, being tied up. So, sometimes, when nothing else worked, we’d get my special quiet time ropes and I’d let her tie me up. Nothing fancy, just so I couldn’t move. Well, sometimes fancy. Anyway— Then we’d put on a movie or something, leave the restraints on for a while.”
Wade bites his lip, looks up to Logan with a slightly sheepish expression.
“Obviously, I haven’t done it in a hot minute. But I promise it’ll help with the hyperactivity and I’ll try not to make it weird, really, peanut. And don’t worry about the knots, I can teach you—”

“No need,” Logan interrupts Wade, his voice actually a bit rough, “‘m pretty sure I know more types of knots than you do, bub.”

or
When stuck inside together because of seemingly never-ending rain, Blind Al and Logan are at risk of going mad from being exposed to Wade’s ADHD 24/7. That is, until Wade proposes an unusual solution.

💛 Caught Like a Fly by uncle_swag
Explicit | 3,6K | Developing Relationship, PWP, Trans Wade

Stepping past the curtain, he raised both hands up. Walking towards the other man, whose blade was unsheathed and pointed directly at Logan’s face. “Hey hey, easy bub. Just me.” Wade’s brow furrowed, squinting in the low light. He lowered his katana and cocked his head to the side in confusion.

“Logan? What the fuck are you doing?”

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OR while camping out in the jungle during a mission, Logan hears strange noises coming from Wade’s hut.

❤️ Eavesdropping by RogueFroggo
Teen and Up | 3,9K | Established Relationship, Miscommunication

“And you can come and live back at the X-Mansion too.”

Wade’s heart dropped and leapt into his throat at the same time. Logan was going back to the X-Mansion. He was going to leave Wade. Just like that.

Or; Wade overhears a conversation between Laura and Logan, leading him into a spiral to try and be better in order to make Logan stay.

💛 Late nights, Porch lights by The_WriterWoman / @the-writerwoman
Teen and Up | 3,9K | Angst, Fluff, Getting Together

Logan used think that the X-men loved him, cared for him. Wanted him to be one of their own.

Until he realised how they treated him.

Now years later, he lives with Wade, and Logan is sure history is going to repeat itself.

❤️ The Tipsy Pony by thatoldmansdoll
Explicit | 4,3K | Developing Relationship, Smut

“Well,” the bartender leans in, “what’re you looking for here tonight? Why did you come here?”

“I…Uh…”

Logan can’t really answer that. The truth is impossible to speak aloud.

💛 One-sided doesn’t work here. by BossThing666 / @lava7666
Mature | 5,7K | Developing Relationship, Touch Starved, Origins

Wade has been playing/messing with Logan’s hair. So what happens when Logan does the same thing to him?

❤️ and in that dream i’ll say everything i wanted by bewarethecourt / @bewarethecourt
Mature | 9K | Established Relationship, Miscommunication, Fluff

When Wade’s plans for the perfect Halloween fall through because of Logan’s temper, he decides to use his TemPad to go back in time and prove that Logan had promised him they’d throw a Halloween party together.

He doesn’t expect to end up back in Old Man Logan’s universe. And this time the old man is not alone.

💛 Green Flags by WaterMe / @waterme-stories
Explicit | 10K | 5+1, Developing Relationships, Miscommunication

Logan has this harmless multiverse quirk.

Sometimes he goes out to get laid. And sometimes when he goes out to get laid, he wears a colorful bandana in his back pocket. No big thing, right? Except in this universe, certain colors of hankies worn in certain pockets mean certain very specific things. Very specific gay things. Things Wade is sure his (definitely straight) roommate isn’t out prowling for.

Wade really needs to tell him.

(Five times Wade neglects to tell Logan he’s using gay hanky code, and the one time they still don’t talk about it.)

❤️ The Best of Both Worlds by FinelyDressedSpacemen
Explicit | 11,2K | Developing Relationship, Smut

They hadn’t found it yet: the big, hidden difference between their worlds.

Welp.

“I’ve got a pussy, just like you,” says Logan. “You’re making me regret this conversation.”

💛 spaces between us, hold all of our secrets by obihoebikenobi / @obihoebikenobi
Explicit | 13,8K | Getting Together, Angst

And fuck, Logan’s head fucking hurt.

“I can’t believe you didn’t bother to lift up a single bag of taquitos in your search for the ice cream. Have you no commitment when you want a little treat? And you didn’t even find something else to replace the ice cream with. If I want a little treat and there is nothing else, I’m not above a handful of brown sugar. I’ll even take some white sugar in a pinch, but the texture is god-awful.”

Wade’s voice was loud and grating, and while Logan normally wouldn’t mind, it made his head spin, felt like a knife digging through his skin, piercing into his skull–

And then, without a second of notice, a sweeping wave of nausea coursed through his veins and–

Oh fuck. Shit.

Logan’s instincts hadn’t been wrong that morning, after all, had they?

(Logan has seizures sometimes. Inevitably, Wade finds out, but maybe that’s for the better?)

❤️ What We Carry In Our Minds by KandiSheek / @kandisheek
Mature | 23,9K | Soulmates, Getting Together, Misunderstanding

Nobody in Wade’s universe talks about mates. It’s a welcome reprieve at first, until Logan figures out that the concept of mates doesn’t exist in this world. After that, it just feels like a slow-motion blow to the chest.

Because Logan has a mate. And he’s sitting five inches away from him, holding hands with the woman he loves and blissfully unaware of the fact that he’s Logan’s perfect biological match.

Apparently the universe isn’t done kicking him in the teeth yet.

💛 Honey, Come Over by OliverOX / @ollie-ollie-ox
Explicit | 25,7K | Getting Together, Miscommunication, Pining

Logan tries to get sober for Wade - Wade thinks he’s getting sober for the X-Men

❤️ The Pack We Choose by Berserker2166
Teen and Up | 61,6K | Omegaverse, Slow Burn, MPreg

Logan didn’t plan on getting pregnant. He didn’t plan on telling the others, either—until it started causing complications during a mission with Team X.

💛 Promise Me We’ll Be Back In Time by fanficbug
Explicit | 108K | Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn

“Were you friends with the other me from here before he died?”

“Hm? No, why?” Wade’s brown eyes landed on him and he tilted his head.

“You just know a lot of shit about me I’m pretty sure I haven’t told you,” Logan muttered.

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OR: The one where Wade gets stuck in a time loop and decides to play 50 First Dates.

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Read series on Ao3

(From Left to Right, Top to Bottom)

Updated as posted. No promises it will ever be completed.

Legend: a(word)— adoptable

First row

• Magic
• The Sacred Timeline aBed Sharing
• Chocolate
• Monster under the bed || Ao3 Rated Mature.
• Adopting a pet || Ao3 Rated Teen and Up

Second row

• Misunderstandings
• Confessions
• Sensory Overload || Ao3 “Pain Day” Rated Teen.
• SNAFU
• X-Force aAnimal Shelter || Ao3 Rated Teen.

Third row

• Fix-it aCar Broke Down
• Meet ugly
• FREE SPACE
• Anchor Being || Ao3 “The Grumbling Wolverine” Rated Teen.
• Furniture shopping

Fourth row

• Love potion
• Comic-accurate height
• Kid fic
• Blind date
• History

Fifth row

• Dessert || Ao3 “Third Wheel” Rated Mature.
• Missing scene
• Star-crossed lovers aAnimalistic Logan || Ao3 “I don’t know how this happened (AKA Wolverine versus Rabbit)” Rated Explicit.
• The Void
• Heart-to-heart || Ao3 Rated Mature (Non-sexual nudity, non-sexual intimacy)

@poolverine-bingo fill (adoptable) Animal Shelter

Rated: Teen and up (language)

Summary: Logan loses Mary Puppins.

Read on Ao3

First, Logan had no idea how that rat of a dog could have gotten out. Second, he has no idea where she would have gone. He has been out and about looking for her trying to slick up her scent but each trail seems to end abruptly. He doesn’t understand it. Is Mary Puppins really a Deadpool? Wade does call her Dogpool but Nicepool didn’t have any healing. What the hell?!

Logan was pulling on his hair as he tried to figure out where. With a heavy sigh, he headed back to the apartment and pulled out the laptop. He began searching for how to find a lost dog. When he saw the recommendation to check with the city or county animal control, he called. They didn’t have her but gave the guy her registration number just in case. Thank God.

Next, he started calling the animal shelters. “How many fucking animal shelters are around here? Fuck!”

There were many.

Wade was going to kill him for losing Mary. How the fuck she got out, he has no idea. He started calling the closest ones and out until he surprisingly found her!

“Oh, thank God. Thank you so much. I am on my way now!” He grabbed everything and headed out the door, forgetting to lock it.

Sign on the threaded line - Chapter 1 - anderscones, The_WriterWoman - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]

It’s finally here!! The collab me and @sleepwalk-living have been working on for a while. We’re so excited to share it with everyone 🥳

Our Coraline AU 😁

We hope you enjoy!!!

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