Peanut’s been good
She was excited for the win today so had a great time
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peanut is so brave.. she’s terrified of the shower (presumably because it’s loud + wet) but as soon as i’m done she always rushes into the bathroom to make sure im ok….. sometimes she’ll even sit on the bathmat DURING the shower to watch the door and protect me. what would i do without her
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Peanut asks for 12 packs of cigarettes after beating his wife
A retake of that one Peanut drawing.
I’m just gonna copypaste that paragraph I wrote from here because I don’t feel like rewriting it: Returning to Cat Burglar and topic of failing trivia questions, there’s a section in the game where you, as Rowdy, dress up as a historical figure named “Cleocatra” which Peanut falls in love with. Then there’s a sequence where Peanut then tries to marry you. If you win, you basically smack Peanut in the face and run back to the museum to continue your scheme. But if you fail, you end up becoming Peanut’s husband, in which you have babies (mmm MPREG) and Peanut ends up becoming abusive and ignorant, leading you to witness Rowdy jumping out of a window and committing suicide.
Funny cartoon.
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when u get overwhelmed by your cat’s cuteness so you start kissing their little face but they’re not in the mood so they squirm away from you. like ohh ok im sorry im gonna go kill myself
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I Love Marcie
Posted Today By The Official Charles Shultz Museum Account For International Women’s Day.
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Yaoi 2: Housepets edition
Yaoi 2: The very fun housepets fanmade inbetweenqual polycule exploration!
Maxwell and Peanut are resting from another new day of working out, something Max took up because he wants to be his best self for Grape (and himself internally slowly), with the usual panting of well earned exhaustion. “Hey so why do you get flustered when I flirt with Grape? I know you’re cool with it ,but you always cheer us on too” ,Peanut kindly asks with his ever present sincere face.
“Ah-” ,Maxwell stammers until his embarrassed heart beats steadily again “, I know you two are sweet for each other still and that’s cool! You two are really cute being mushy if I haven’t said so enough…”
“Yeah but I was thinking you’d also like to be held and be mushy with me too” ,Peanut adds.
Max blushes still as much.
“Uggggghhh Grape has been showing you Pridelands fics hasn’t she…”
“Yeah, I can’t believe there’s so few who wrote fixits for Saso too!”
Bromance is real and be very happy about it!
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haven’t kept up with crash for months but I really want to catch up. and also rewatch all previous episodes. I love drawing lily she reminds me of this bear. I do not remember all of their names.
