#patch notes

NEW UPDATE for The Sims 4!
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Patch Notes @ https://tiny.cc/PatchNotes-2026

New The Sims 4 Update for PC & Mac: Official Patch Notes (March 17th, 2026)

nothing hits like 04:00 trans robots, group sex, malware as intox audio & getting off for the first time in fucking weeks. injections are doing a number on us—our crazy cumshot days are fucking OVER. and y’know? we are damn okay with that. we can and will still be incredibly horny about the divine nectar we produce now :3. also, like, penis feels kinda different? texturally. it’s fucking great. gods we need to suck someone or eat someone out so bad.

learning what a trauma response is. and, ah hah, we learn best with hands-on activity and reviewing past material.

put us in a room with a bunch of grapes and we’ll come out of it…


with a stomach ache

i’m still mad about cooper.

<#> aw dang, this label seems to fit some of our symptoms/traits. but we could never self-prescribe that to ourself. what if we are wrong and invading a space we do not belong?
<#> ah, we will simply use this thought process to shame ourself about these feelings. that shall work, surely!
<#> why do we feel an intense amount of dread and distress that cannot be traced anywhere
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<#> ah, it seems we may have a new label/potential diagnosis.


(this has happened many times before and will continue to happen. no, we will never learn.)

another criminally short weekend gone….

29th January 2026: V65

icon artist: ryalburn

SUMMARY:

• Flood Pass Season 2 released!
• New Easy map: Antiquated Railways by Solitarytruth0, OST by Yolobedstemor
• ALL permanent maps now run in timelines, this allows speed up and slow down events to happen on them now
• Snowy Stronghold and Decaying Silo have both had some visual makeovers
• More Lost Pages have been added to existing maps that were missing them

Patch notes:

ADDITIONS:

Flood Pass Season 2

• Many NEW Items
• Steampunk/Aztec Theme
• New Purchaseable UGC Upon Completion

Permanent Maps:

• Antiquated Railways [Easy]

Marked As ‘Priority Map’ Until Next Update

• All Maps Now Run On Timelines

Speed Up & Slow Down Are Enabled On All Maps

Many Miscellaneous Fixes

• Updated: Decaying Silo [Crazy]
• Updated: Snowy Stronghold [Crazy]

Lost Pages:

• Antiquated Railways [Easy]
• Classic Canyon [Normal]
• Despotic Ruins [Hard]

FIXES:

Maps:

• Starry Fields: Fixed Shortcut
• Fall Equinox: Fixed Mirror

Lost Pages:

• Lost Page Hitbox Size Increased
• Fixed Dark Sci-Forest Lost Page in UI

⚠️ IMPORTANT NOTE:

Roblox has made the UGCs for the game offsale, we are actively working towards this and will keep you all updated.

played valorant for the first time in a year and it was FUN

rapier? hah, we hardly know her!

Today’s the day of adding alt text to all the shit on my blog (not this one, but maybe this one too later). It will continue later, because this shit is taking forever lol

robotthing changing their water cooling system to use (totally artificial) blood. for no reason in particular.

System update complete…

patch notes:

• added a new ask rule
• updated existing ask rules

off ice is talking a little bit too much about brindley in their trade episode

hockey belongs in my time zone only how about that

“Do you have trauma?”

“we don’t know.”

“what do you mean ‘we don’t know’!?”

“… yeah.”

{to the tune of that “where is your sword” audio template}

10:30 game alright go fuck yourself

Update complete…

Patch notes:

- updated the art request availability in intro

- updated box request availability in intro

-added specifications for trades in intro, until I can make a post with rules and details.

suicidal ideation trying to pass the mental sensors by disguising itself as a desire to remove ourself from all social connections, rather than just life. sneaky, but not sneaky enough :3