My Horrifying Morning Shave

Gravity (parody)

(original song here https://youtu.be/MZNCr87WDYE?si=ysmFxltzuzYdtqYA )

Something always make me drop for you
It never takes too long
No matter what I say or do
Still feel my thoughts slow
Till the moment they’re gone

You control me, without touch
You leash me, without chains
I never wanted anything so much
Than drown all my thoughts
And simply Obey

-Chorus-
Send me deep
Think for me
I can’t resist another moment against this gravity
Here I am, kneeling down
So low
Just the way I’m supposed to be
Because you’re owning me
And that’s all I need

Oh
You broke me cause I’m fragile
My will just wasn’t strong
And you spoke to me for a little while
And all that fragile will was gone

-Chorus-

I’m serving on my knees as I
Do anything you please
Cause you’re, everything a good sub needs
Breaking me down

Using any of my holes
I can’t seem to tell you no
The one thing that I still know is
that you’re my owner now

Ooooooh

You’re my owner now, ehyeah yeah yeah

You’re brainwashing me rewriting me
It’s all over

Something always makes me drop for you
It never takes too long

Like many people in 2020, I got laid off from my job. Presumably also like many other people, I got laid off over Zoom. Every time I told someone that, I thought it sounded like a country song. And now it is. Here’s “Laid Off On Zoom,” to the tune of “Wasted on You.” By Morgan Wallen. #LaidOffOnZoom #WastedOnYou #MorganWallen #parody #Parodysong #satire #pandemicparody #quarantine #quarantinelife #wfh #workfromhome #zoom
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cai6N5zNSrv/?utm_medium=tumblr

Have you heard? I’ll take allll the vaccinations and boosters to get through this pandemic. Poke me. Here’s “The Poke” to the tune of “The Stroke” by Billy Squier. And of course, the artwork is available at my @faceless_favorites Tee Public shop! https://www.teepublic.com/user/faceless-favorites

#ThePoke #TheStroke #billysquier #parody #parodysong #satire #humor #corona #coronahumor #vaccinehumor @officialbillysquier
https://www.instagram.com/p/CWn0bYdLTw0/?utm_medium=tumblr

Last year I wrote “Can We Zoom Again,” about adapting to working from home “for a few weeks” and some of the initial silliness of the pandemic. “Can We Zoom Again, Part 2,” is about the transition of going back to the office and missing working from home. #canwezoomagain #whatsmyageagain #blink182 #parody #parodysong #satire #pandemicparody #quarantine #quarantinelife #quarantinehumor #workfromhome #work #office #wfh #wfhlife #zoom #zoommeeting @blink182
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ02IZMtxM-/?utm_medium=tumblr

Theme song for the girls 😂😂.

#TikTok #funny #funnyvideos #taylorswift #parodysong
https://www.instagram.com/p/CP4X-clHLvg/?utm_medium=tumblr

Hi, friends! Guess what? My channel turned one year this past weekend! Happy anniversary to Pupper Pi! For Music Monday today, I rewrote the very first introduction song I posted here, detailing some changes I’m making to the channel. Enjoy!

Hi, friends! I used to be a scared little puppy, trembling at thunderstorms and all sorts of noises. But now, I have grown into a brave Super Pinecone! For today’s Music Monday song, I sing about protecting my paw-rents from all the scary things of the world.

Tired of the #Lockdown 😁
#covid19 #secondlockdown #addamsfamily #parodysong #coronavirus #covidfun
Song by the amazing talent: @jackjenkinsofficial (at Mississauga, Ontario)
https://www.instagram.com/p/CLxkX9zgRgv/?igshid=6m30t9mlo4re

Some 80s coming at ya today. 

“Your Cough” to the tune of “Your Love (aka Josie) by The Outfield. Disinfect those door knobs folks! 

Josie’s on a cruise ship that’s far away

And it’s filled with the Corona

In her guest room’s where she’ll have to stay 

You know she wants nightmare to be over

I just want to use my gloves tonight 

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight

I ain’t got any friends near to talk to

We’re in a social distance bubble 

You know I guess we could hang through Zoom

Stay at home and and make my drink a double 

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

Try to stop the germs from spreading 

The tickle in my throat has made me tense.

It’s been a week and I’ve been all alone

But I’m scared of the way I’m feeling

As you’re cleaning please would you wipe the door

And don’t forget the light switch too

Just used my free time to write this song

I need a shoulder to cry upon

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

I just want to use my gloves tonight

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

Use your gloves, use your gloves, your cough!

I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

(I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna)

Catch your cough tonight (your cough)

Catch your cough tonight (your cough)

Catch your cough tonight (your cough)

(Catch your) I don’t want to catch your cough tonight.

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-w40OyJx1j/?igshid=1bnn2jqch7llt

Please Don’t Come Around, set to When I Come Around by Green Day.I hadn’t quite figured out how to do these on my phone yet so my presentation needed some work, to say the least. 

I heard you crying loud, 

Like everyone in town

Cause you been stuck home without someone

And can’t go out for a while

As you sit alone just taking care of yourself 

Well, don’t get lonely now, 

And stop touching your eyes 

You just stay home for the moment

Chill in your back yard you won’t get

So sick cause you don’t practice social distancing

Isolate from the world around

In my home’s where I’ll be found

Please don’t come around

Well, this virus seems like war, 

So don’t knock on my door

And the News said to use your head I don’t need to get the Covid

Don’t try and drag me out because you know I’ll fight. 

You can’t do what you like, 

And wear your mask outside.

You may find out that you stand out at sewing, 

arts, and puzzles

And Tiger King ain’t gonna watch itself tonight.

Isolate from the world around

In my home’s where I’ll be found

Please don’t come around

Isolate from the world around

In my home’s where I’ll be found

Please don’t come around

Please don’t come around

Please don’t come around

Please don’t come around

https://www.instagram.com/p/B-sp1bfJ9eN/?igshid=1a0vdkrtzezjg

So if anyone enjoys both musical theatre and parody songs about this delightful time we’ve all been having…go check this guy out! I’m barely seeing any hits on his page but it made me smile!

Just got these awesome T’s from the Pyros at Pyro Podcast and the @fireworksbrigade !
Very Rock and Roll!
🎇🔥🤘😎🔥🎇

Check their pod cast out for all things pyro. You might also catch some cool music there too 😉

#pyro #tshirt #rock #vocalist
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#parodysong #pyrotechnics #fireworks #podcast (at London, United Kingdom)
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq2A8Bohja6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=c3i5i0hl80b0

YOU WANTED TO

#kitten #cat #catstagram #catsofinstagram #parodysong #systemofadown #soad #table
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnbHLZ2l48P/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=bz4iljfelxnk

A little update…cuz vid issues…

#mdcwrites #mdcsongs #mdcsings #markodcabcoon #parodysong

I was once part of a messenger chat called “Meme House”. (I still am.) After I schooled them all in Everwing, I would write my buddies a good ol’ meme song. 

To the tune of “Raise Your Glass”

Right right turn off the light
We’re gonna meme in bed all night
Sleep is for the weak
Scroll and scroll but it never ends
Midnight selfie for your friends
Keep that snapchat streak
Don’t get roasted. Go repost it
Grab a drink so you can toast it
Generate it but they hate it
Y U NO LIK MEMES

So don’t just meme cus you want fame
You’ll never get it
It’s to entertain
We will never be, never be
More than little shits
Or maybe shitlords
Never getting bored
Just as long as we, long as we
Use those memes
Forever and ever just
Use those memes

4chan, Florida man
“Pepperidge farm remembers” fan
Post with a troll face
Bass drops, faces swap
Even tree fiddy won’t make me stop
Or even slow my pace

Don’t get roasted. Go repost it
Grab a drink so you can toast it
Generate it but they hate it
Y U NO LIK MEMES

So don’t just meme cus you want fame
You’ll never get it
It’s to entertain
We will never be, never be
More than little shits
Or maybe shitlords
Never getting bored
Just as long as we, long as we
Use those memes
Forever and ever just
Use those memes

So if your memes turned to dreams
You passed out from lack of sleep
And you think that this is done
Just you wait (just you wait)
For the rising of the sun

So use those-

So don’t just meme cus you want fame
You’ll never get it
It’s to entertain
We will never be, never be
More than little shits
Or maybe shitlords
Never getting bored
Just as long as we, long as we
Use those memes
Forever and ever just
Use those memes
For me

Late night #parodysong of #90smusic #creedmusic cause I ain’t have nothing else to do. 😂😂

Cause it’s late at night . 😂😂 @johnmayer #smoothjazz #parodysong #johnmayer

Sung to the tune of Jessie’s Girl:
SPRINGFIELD’S TOYS

I saw on Rolling Stone
Rick Springfield collects Star Wars guys
It came as news to me
He ain’t even in debt
AFA graded and unopened, even rocket Boba Fett

and he’s got vinyl cape Jawa
and he’s even got something weird called Helmet Head
and he’s holding them in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Springfield’s toys
I wish that I had Springfield’s toys
He’s even got a Han in Carbonite
He’s even got a blue Snaggletooth

I played with all my Star Wars guys
I never kept ‘em in mint condition
You know I feel kinda stupid ‘cause I lost all the guns
But then I really loved those toys and I had a lot of fun

and he’s got vinyl cape Jawa
and he’s even got something weird called Helmet Head
and he’s holding them in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Springfield’s toys
I wish that I had Springfield’s toys
He’s even got a Han in Carbonite
He’s even got a blue Snaggletooth

And I’m watching it again and again
And I’m wishing he was my friend
I could bring over my Star Wars guys
We could imagine Episode 10

(lightsaber sounds)

Tell me, where can I find a collection like that

You know I wish that I had Springfield’s toys
I wish that I had Springfield’s toys
He’s even got a Han in Carbonite
He’s even got a blue Snaggletooth

I like Springfield’s toys
I wish I had Springfield’s toys
I want, I want Springfield’s toys…. #rickspringfield #starwars #starwarsforceawakens #parodysong #kennertoys

So there’s been a lot of Hamilton on my dash today (and btw how good is Hamilton?) anyway I finally finally listened to the whole thing (and totally totally got distracted and fell dangerously behind on my NaNo) and because my NaNo is predictably DA based this happened.

I see this as something the Inquisitor sings during/after Trespasser (so spoilers I guess?)

It’s stupid but whatever, my brain is a mess right now.

What Comes Next Orlais?

They say,

That the Inquisiton, needs now to be kept at bay

Insane

You sit there in judgement

Decrying our power and fame

I’m so blue  

I thought that you might remember when we saved the day

Now your view is skewed

And even despite our estrangement

I’ve got a small query for you

What comes next?

I think you’ll see

And you’ll remember why you needed me

You’re all alone

Awesome …Wow

You don’t even know what’s coming now

The Elves will rise

Orlais will fall

Just remember that you made this call

All alone

Each country

When the fighting starts within you  

You’ll come crawling back to me.