#no?

i should let my parents put an ignition interlock device in my car just for the luls cause it would be really funny to make eye contact with the person next to me in the parking lot while trying to start my car

on the tumble, straight up posting it and by it, hah, let’s just say…my ramblings

i truly do love how when jack left robby just became unhinged. jack is his safe space. his anchor. and he’s not thinking about how he’s jacks because he’s in so much pain that he doesn’t realize he could possibly ever be jack’s safe space. or anyone’s, for that matter.

and honestly?—thats growth ✨

do you ever feel like you have a parasocial relationship with someone you actually know

and murdering a bunch of civilians helps us how ????

Anyone else’s envy eat them alive when they interact with others

It Will Be Done . : )

Perfect Ballet Boi

Ballet Boi falls in love with Elvis Kitty

Do you ever saw a dress named lolita and went.

Thats. Thats not lolita. That’s just not lolita. Itai! Itai!!! Ita!!!!

Do you guys ever get so anxious you have to literally plan out every single step you have to do the next day

yall ever stumble into a niche fandom you had no idea existed and then get torpedoed by all the niche terminology you never knew existed and it feels like you are just absolutely gobsmacked that this is even a thing in the first place and you think for a moment “ya know what i get why the boomers hate tumblr” because if you weren’t in it in it you would be concerned about what ‘kids these days’ are doing but then you just kinda hit the back button and go on with your day because this doesn’t affect you and you don’t actually care that much?

the goal for today is to not touch myself so i’m good and needy by tonight 😌

put a quarter in his mouth before you ride it

if u cannot name a single male romance author while bitching about the way gay sex is depicted in the romance genre you are talking out of your asshole‼️

the thing about death is it really does split your life into Before and After and you are never the same as you were Before and youre never allowed to go back to Before ever again

raise your hand if you wrote about a fictional priest to reframe a grief journey, with the prospect of having a slightly controversial and erotic and transformative relationship as an undercurrent to further drive the story, and now can’t let go of the gentle and empathetic outlook with which he views the world and its sort of ruined every other male character you could hope to interact with, even your own

Benvenuti nel “vuoto post-game”. Dopo aver vissuto in apnea con Leon e Grace, la realtà sembra improvvisamente a bassa risoluzione.

Dunque, come ne usciamo?

“Pero ¿cómo haces esa voltereta hacia atrás sin despeinarte?”

e Leon risponderebbe con uno dei suoi sorrisi stanchi ma iconici.

Random thought as I wait for food:

Why, out of the hundreds of people I went to school with (elementary, middle school, high school, college), not one is an activist for Ukraine?

my day began on 3 hours of sleep, period starting, 1 n-word-hard-r incident between students, and a fistfight (separate from the aforementioned slurring) but at least next week is spring break