#millennial

My friend’s 15 year old daughter asked me what my favorite color is and I said green. She responded, “you look like someone whose favorite color would be olive green.”

Devastating.

They should invent another decade between your 30s and your 40s to make up for all the time us millennials have spent working out our trauma

Gen X had the best music and movie experience ever but I’m a millennial 😭

 Poetic, semi-ironic map of the contemporary condition.

Quite proud of this. I have a deck of cards and a divination guide/weird ironic contemporary condition glossary, now digital. Includes viewing and print-ready PDFs.

Contains 74 cards, three brochures. Cards are free, guide is cheap:

Milennial Tarot Cards + Divination Guide (Digital + Print files) by Ondřej Trhoň

Me eating chocolate cake AND a brownie at the same time:

I was such a good adult yesterday I really earned this good job adulting treat

hey netflix, uh

what the actual fuck

i have so many questions but can i start by asking do yall know what a millennial is?? greys anatomy is the only show here in the millennial sphere, and i’d hear you out on younger millennials and gossip girl but the rest of these? seriously?

you’re going to look me in the eye and tell me mystery inc, mlp, and victorious, which all came out 2010, are not characters in the gen z bible? hell, they’re in the gen z new testement. gen z old testement is like atla, hannah montana, cyberchase, etc. get off gen z sacred land w this “growing up millennial” bullshit

Nothing like heading to bed and randomly getting a children’s hand clapping tune stuck in your head, even though it’s been like 30 years since then….

Maybe it’s because I’m a millennial so… I just don’t understand this line of thinking… But, even if the wife/gf were to “obey” you, it wouldn’t mean that she was going to be faithful to you my guy.

Actually, I’d be willing to bet that she’d find someone else who treated her better REAL FAST.

Just my two cents.

The song smells like new toms, printable concert tickets and 2007.

The more I think about it, the more the song The Kids Aren’t Alright by The Offspring describes my town perfectly.

So many shattered dreams here….

I’ve gotta make it out

ending the bloodline respectfully

Depression has me back on Neopets. So like add me i guess? Lmfao

I don’t even give a fuck about the flashplayer issues atp.

Connor and Hudson were born in 2001 heated rivalry was probably the first time they used slide phones

I think I’m legally required to try kissing girls now

God lowkey it’s like 2005 again, I’m depressed AF, a new Gorillaz album has just released, and America has declared another fucking war for oil. I’m done.

Except now I’m an adult and a lot of the people around me basically voted for this shit.

Watching Sex and the City and have come to the realization that dating in your 30s hasn’t changed since the show aired in 1998.

If anyone cares about this information, Max Caulfied is a Zennial. The Millennial generational cohort is considered about 1981-1996 and Gen Z is considered about 1997-2012, so she is about right at the cusp. The Zennial year ranges for people who use it are either 1992-2002 or 1995-1999 depending on who you ask.

For reference Max and I would be the same generation, I was born in 1992. Going by calender she would be turning 31 this year. She was born September of ‘95 according to in-game lore.

I wanna use “lowkenuinely” in a sentence unironically, but I’m not literate enough for that kinda manipulation of linguistics 😐 (i.e. idk how to)

FINGER GUNS