I don’t know who needs to hear this but there’s a secret fourth option for the not-dirty-enough clothes you keep on your chair :
Airing them out, if you have a clothesline just hang those bad boys on it and check on them when you remember they exist, (before it rains if you’re lucky).
If they’re still not clean enough, they failed the test, they’re not in the middle ground anymore, you procrastinated as much as you could and now they go in the wash. They were going to do that anyway after staying too long on the chair, you just gave them an extra chance to earn Wardrobe Privileges
Your chair is free (it’s not. My chair is still always fully booked. But there IS a secret fourth option)











