Just got informed the legcuffs aren’t going anywhere. Guess I got to get used to them
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At least they legcuffed me over my track pants this time. Much more comfortable. I wish I was allowed some shoes though.
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Tyler Michael Fistler, Michigan inmate 840130, born 2000, incarceration intake October 2025 at age 25, scheduled for earliest possible release August 2029, with full release June 2036
Assault with Intent to cause Great Bodily Harm, Carrying Concealed Weapons, Discharge of a Weapon in a Building, Discharge of a Weapon from a Vehicle, Tampering with Evidence,
At the sentencing hearing in October 2025 for one of three people involved in a 2024 drive-by shooting, the judge called the incident “beyond absurd.”
Tyler Fistler, 22 — one of the three people who were charged in relation to a drive-by shooting that took place in June 2024 in Eastpointe Michigan — was sentenced to a mandatory two years in prison for felony firearm and then a minimum of 38 months to a maximum of 10 years for a count of assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder. He must serve the two years for felony firearm first, and then the sentence for assault will begin. All other charges to which he pleaded no contest have sentences that run concurrently to those two charges.
At about 1:10 a.m. June 25, 2024, Eastpointe police were called to a home in the 16000 block of Forest Avenue after receiving reports of an “assault with intent to murder.”
When officers arrived, they learned that the homeowner had been in a conflict with his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. The suspect, identified by authorities as Fistler, allegedly drove to the residence, fired several shots into the house, and then fled the scene. Several people, including six children, were inside at the time, but no one was hurt.
Investigators with the St. Clair County Sheriff’s Office determined that Fistler was likely heading back to his residence in Americana Estates in Casco Township. Deputies from both St. Clair and Macomb counties responded, along with special response teams from St. Clair County and Port Huron, as well as Richmond police.
Authorities said deputies spotted Fistler entering his home with his father, Derek Morris. Fistler was reportedly armed, and when the men noticed deputies nearby, they went inside and barricaded themselves.
Eastpointe police secured a search warrant for the residence. A woman who had been with the men remained outside and spoke with officers while police attempted, unsuccessfully, to negotiate their surrender.
Law enforcement then deployed gas cartridges, after which both men gave themselves up without incident. No one was injured, and multiple pieces of evidence were collected from the home.
In addition to Fistler and his father, his grandmother, Jaraldine Morris, was also charged in the incident.
In July, Derek Morris, 52, was sentenced to a minimum of 38 months in prison for two charges of conspiracy to assault with intent to do great bodily harm less than murder.
On the same day in July as Derek Morris’ sentencing, Jaraldine Morris, 82, was sentenced to three days in jail — with credit for three days already served — and 12 months of probation for lying to a police officer in a violent crime investigation. She pleaded no contest to the charge, and two other charges — tampering with evidence and accessory after the fact to a felony — were dismissed.
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Joshua Michael Wilson, West Virginia inmate 3697108, born 2000, incarceration intake April 2025, at age 25, scheduled release date January 2037
DUI resulting in Death – Reckless Disregard, DUI Causing Serious Bodily Injury
In December 2024, a driver involved in a DUI crash that killed a teen the prior summer learned was sentenced on two counts, including the death of the driver and injury of the passenger.
He was given a maximum sentence of five to 25 years in prison.
Investigators say Wilson was driving under the influence at high speeds when he ran a red light and crashed into the other car.
Wilson pleaded guilty to the charges. He said he took responsibility for the tragedy.
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Doing hard time in the Maximum Security cells at F22. Waiting for a meal tray or even a guard for human contact.
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Jacob Goodwin, Ohio inmate A756567, born 1986, incarceration intake March 2019 at age 32, scheduled for release February 2031
Aggravated Robbery, Robbery
In February 2019 a former part-time Newtown Ohio police officer was sentenced to spend 14 years in prison for armed robberies he says fed his drug habit.
Jacob Goodwin admitted to robbing three convenience stores, a pharmacy, and a diner – all in the span of about a month. Police say Goodwin showed or implied he had a gun at every robbery and drove the same getaway car.
In court at his sentencing, he apologized.
In February 2026, he returned to court to ask for a reduction in his sentence. The judge has denied a former police officer’s request to be released from prison early.
Jacob Goodwin, at the tine age 39, has served nine years of his 14-year sentence.
His attorneys say Goodwin was injured on the job, was prescribed drugs for his injury and got addicted to those drugs, which then snowballed into him resorting to robbing businesses for drug money.
“He’s been punished sufficiently for his conduct,” his lawyers said, asking for probation.
Goodwin told the judge he didn’t plan to hurt anyone and was just desperate for drug money. However, the Judge said Goodwin traumatized the victims and used his experience in law enforcement to avoid arrest.
“I see between 4-7 individuals who are almost hopelessly addicted to drugs. None of them robs anyone. Just you. You’re the first one I’ve seen who has robbed someone at gunpoint,” the Judge said.
The Judge also said Goodwin did not prove he had improved in jail because he continued to use and sell drugs behind bars.
“This gentleman is not what you would call a model inmate,” the Judge said.
Goodwin admitted to being aware of the transaction of drugs in prison, saying he knows he messed up.
The Judge also noted that he would have given Goodwin more than the agreed-upon 14-year sentence.
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“After 30 days in the hole I’m glad to finally get out. At least I had a rubber mat bed to sleep on”.
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A couple of pictures of me in stripes last summer at FCJ. I haven’t been behaving so I’ll be reporting there for another sentence in about a month!
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PART 2:
Despite Edward’s furious protests that he had been set up, the evidence against him proved overwhelming. The trial was swift and the verdict devastating: because of the gravity of the crimes, he was sentenced to life in prison. As the doors of the prison closed behind him and every hour of his day became regulated—when to wake, when to eat, when to work, when to sleep—Edward could not escape the bitter irony. The rigid life of simple tasks and constant supervision was the very fantasy he had once entertained in private, yet now that it was real, it came stripped of romance, leaving only the cold weight of a life he could no longer control.
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Paul Raymond Chandler, Texas inmate 19725886, born 2002, incarceration intake April 2024 at age 21, sentenced to life with possibility of parole
Murder
In April 2024, a Wichita Falls Texas man received two life sentences for strangling his pregnant girlfriend to death, resulting in the death of her unborn child.
Chandler was sentenced to life behind bars at a Texas Department of Criminal Justice correctional institution on each of the two murder charges. The Judge set the sentences to run concurrently.
As a part of the plea agreement, the charge of capital murder of multiple persons for which Chandler was indicted was reduced to felony murder, meaning he will maintain the ability to apply for parole.
Chandler’s case was initially set to go before a judge and jury on April 1, 2024, before the Judge granted a continuance, delaying the start of the trial. The date for that trial had not been set before Chandler’s plea hearing in which Chandler agreed to plead guilty.
The charges against Chandler stem from the June 2022 death of his girlfriend, Kaycee Wofford, 19, of Wichita Falls, who was 32 weeks pregnant with his child. As a result of Wofford’s death, the unborn child died as well.
The medical examiner said the unborn female child only died because her mother had died, and would have been a healthy baby if born.
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Before and After….
Isacc Troys Lemons, Florida inmate U72535, born 1993, incarceration intake November 2024 at age 31, scheduled for release July 2038
Homicide, Sale/Manufacture/Distribution of a Controlled Substance
In November 2024, a Judge sentenced 31-year-old Isaac Troy Lemons to 14.8 Years in prisonafter jurors found Lemons guilty of Manslaughter and Sale of a Controlled Substance in the prior August.
Lemons’ case comes as a result of his 2015 arrest linked to the death of 18-year-old Dylan Joseph Thornton who went missing after his friends hosted an 18th birthday party for him. Dylan was later found along some sand dunes.
The Medical Examiner who performed the autopsy on Dylan ruled his cause of death as Alpha-PVP toxicity, the substance referred to as “Flakka,” a dangerous drug that is similar to the street drug commonly known as bath salts.
A police investigation found that a DJ, later identified as Lemons had sold a drug containing amphetamines at a party, misrepresenting “Flakka” as “Molly.” This substance was distributed to several people, including Dylan.
The case went to trial in the summer of 2021 but ended in a hung jury. A retrial began on August 19, 2024, with a verdict of guilty returned.
The defense maintains the convicted man is innocent and points to another individual as the true culprit.
Two years after the incident, Lemons was arrested and charged with 3-third-degree murder and the sale of a controlled substance, based largely on conflicting statements from Thornton’s friends.
Lemons’ first trial in 2021 resulted in a hung jury, with one juror voting for his guilt. However, in the subsequent retrial, he was convicted of manslaughter.
A juror from the 2021 trial said, “Isaac should have never been charged. The person who should be charged is the guy who was walking with him and left him, dead, or dying, and went to Walmart, and never told where his ‘friend’ was when he was 'missing.’ It never sat right with me. He is guilty of something. And they put him as a witness against Isaac.”
The defense argues that this conviction, based on even less evidence than the previous trial, raises questions about the fairness of the proceedings. They also assert that the true perpetrator, a state’s witness, was the last person to see Thornton alive and took steps to conceal his involvement.
The defense has filed motions seeking an acquittal or a new trial, citing issues such as the lack of evidence proving Lemons sold the fatal drug and allegations of judicial bias. The motions were denied.
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Dear 31804,
You labor under the false assumption that I give a fuck!
Besides…….you haven’t signed up yet!
Pitbull
PS. So much awaits you when you do report for lockup!!