#i didn’t do anything

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nessi-the-cryptid
nessi-the-cryptid

I dislike being in cop cars

This sucks

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saffitaffi
saffitaffi

iPad is slowly cracking. The new one I bought some months ago. Panic time

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starjourr
starjourr

???? i just got hissed at. by a human.

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flowery4rdz
flowery4rdz

Ain’t no way I got kicked out of the gc bc I said I was 16😭….LIKE DAMN IS IT THAT BAD

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qupritsuvwix
qupritsuvwix
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talizoraa
talizoraa

very few things more baffling than noticing someone you thought you were on good terms with suddenly blocks you

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oxx-kai-xxo
oxx-kai-xxo

WAIT DO I NEED TO GET TO DECEMBER 31 TO GUARANTEE THE NEW YEARS KISS SCENE???

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andvys
andvys
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st4rboyloser
st4rboyloser

letters i can’t send but it’s the notes i wrote out when i was 11

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puppy-boy-spoons
puppy-boy-spoons

I met a person around my age when me and my partners went to a kink store in a city a little ways away from where we live. They came up to us because we looked so lost and started helping us out. Initially we only went in because one of my partners wanted to get something, but as they were helping us out they were giving us some *ahem* demonstrations. At one point they were showing us some collars and they put one around my neck…….woof…….I felt my brain turn off in the middle of the store. Now normally I am most definitely not this depraved and I would never flirt with the employees, but they wanted me collared and kneeling for them. I know because we exchanged numbers and they told me about some of the things they want to do to me when we meet up next weekend. But until then I just have to use my imagination…….and my right hand.

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lascvitae
lascvitae

what i do 🥀

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unicornpubes
unicornpubes

oh no not me just realizing rn I have planned a chat with mom todaaY.

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pr3tty-d3ad-d4rling
pr3tty-d3ad-d4rling

I want to be involved in this reblog thing everyone was putting in their Spotify song thing (I can’t remember what is called) but tumblr will not let me put in my picture I don’t even know whyyyyyyy,???

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deadpogasm
deadpogasm

it’s funny i haven’t tried to kms since i moved out of my moms. five years later and here we are again

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diari0deglierrori
diari0deglierrori

Btw I got recommended this yesterday

Is this because I’ve talked about Bresh all night or what

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starmocha
starmocha

Look. He’s so dreamy. 🥹

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wtfuckevenknows
wtfuckevenknows

Have tried to get these fucking files on Spotify for YEARS and it didn’t work…WHERE THE FUCK DID THEY JUST COME FROM?!?!?!

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starfire-s
starfire-s

i work every saturday at my 2nd job and today we didn’t have any reception staff but usually there’s a guy who starts work at 8am and I start at 9am so he usually opens up the clinic today when I got here at 9am, the door was locked and my clients were waiting outside as well. I called the guy who is usually here and he said he had to go to the hospital for an emergency (i don’t think he informed any one) so wasn’t here to open the door and wasn’t at work today so he called one of the other clinicians to tell them how i was waiting outside and when this other clinician shows up he looked annoyed and was like “did you know there would be no reception staff today” and i was like yes i did but i assumed there would be someone here because that’s what i was told… and then this old man (because that’s what he is) was like “well you shouldn’t assume right and be organised and have a key” and he spoke to me so rudely that i came into my office and i’ve been crying since… i also emailed the practice manager about this and was like sorry i didn’t realise i would need a key today no one informed me about that part

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jujusjunk
jujusjunk

Gays I know I said I wanted more random anons, but I didn’t mean de@th treats ☹️

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anatargmova
anatargmova

how is it 2am already. time is so weird man