Day 26
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Bottom Adam Week Day 7: Free Day/Oviposition
(Adam/Lute)
At the Exorcist HQ, Lute was waiting patiently by Adam’s office for her commanding officer to arrive. While the work day began quite early in the a.m hours, Adam often came in late due to his slacker nature.
But when the clock struck noon and there was no sign of him, Lute began to get twitchy. This was unusual, as Adam always made an attempt to get into the office before Sera’s automated email came in asking if he’d clocked in.
But just before Lute was about to pull the fire alarm, Adam came stumbling through the elevator.
Overcome with relief, Lute couldn’t help but exclaim, “Where the fuck were you!?”
“Calm your fucking tits, bitch. I just got here.”
Adam’s mask betrayed nothing, but Lute knew him well enough by now to know that something was off. There was a pained shuffle in Adam’s gait, a wince in his shoulders, and he was trying to cradle his stomach stealthily but there was no subtlety in the man.
[[MORE]]With a grunt, Adam pushed open the doors to his office, and the doors closed behind her with a resounding bang as Lute watched him make his way to his grand desk with effort. The chair creaked under his weight as he flopped onto it with a relieved groan.
“Sir,” Lute began, exasperation lacing her words, “did you try to beat the Horn of Armageddon challenge at the Spice Shack again?”
“No,” Adam moaned, clutching his stomach. “Wasn’t anything I ate.”
Concerned, Lute stepped closer to assess his condition. It was obvious from the way Adam was hunched over that something in his belly was weighing him down.
“Don’t,” Adam tried to wave her away, but Lute slapped his hand away and pressed her hand to his stomach.
It was oddly firm, even through the robe Lute could tell that there was a denseness that wasn’t there before. Then, something underneath the skin moved and Lute’s hand shot back as though it had been burnt.
“Sir?!”
Adam covered his face and tried to shrink in on himself, his wings spreading around himself protectively.
Lute sighed and deftly removed her helmet. Clearly Adam knew what was going on and was being insecure about it.
She grabbed him by the collar and stared him down until he cracked.
“Okay okay! Jeez, you’re such a moody bitch today,” Adam scratched the back of his neck nervously. “So I took this wasp looking chick back to my place last night, and the bitch laid her freaky wasp eggs in me! And like, they were kinda small going in, but when I woke up this morning I looked like this!”
Adam gestured to his distended belly.
“I look fucking pregnant!” he clutched his head in despair.
Lute’s heartbeat quickened, thundering in her chest as the image of her commander swollen with child entered her mind. She fought the urge to rub her legs together in arousal as her brain conjured up more scenarios with Adam nursing an infant that had her eyes.
“But also, it kinda fucking hurts and I don’t really want to go to Raphael for something like this.”
With a shuddery inhale, Lute steeled herself. “Sir, let me help.”
It took a bit of coaxing to get Adam to take off his robes and mask, but eventually Lute got him to spread eagle on the desk.
Lute ran her fingers over his taut belly, feeling the muscles underneath flutter at her touch. Warmth spread across her face as Lute imagined her own children inside of Adam, instead of some other bitch’s wretched brood.
Adam was blushing fiercely, his face painted in golden hues. His eyes watered as another contraction hit.
“Lute… you said you were gonna help,” he whined pitifully, lower lip trembling.
Swiftly lubing up her hand, Lute crouched between her commander’s thick thighs and swallowed. Below an impressive pair of balls Adam’s pink hole twitched enticingly. Her tongue darted out to wet her lips and Lute pressed her thumb into the tempting heat.
Adam jerked at the touch, wings flaring out before a few gentle caresses to his leg calmed him down.
“It’s alright, Sir. I’ve got you,” reassured Lute.
His feathers unruffled and Adam relaxed enough for Lute to push her thumb fully inside. She cursed under her breath as Adam’s greedy hole swallowed around her, warm and slick.
Gently she tucked the rest of her slim fingers inside, taking care to stop whenever Adam tensed up.
The way his walls clenched around her fingers, trying to pull her in deeper was utterly intoxicating. A strange feeling surged within Lute as she carefully watched Adam’s face, observing how his expression pinched when she scissored her fingers inside him.
He was enjoying it.
Lute was enjoying it.
Spurred on by the knowledge that Adam was getting off on her hand penetrating him, Lute brought her fingers together into a fist and sheathed herself up to her wrist. And twisted.
Adam’s jaw dropped as he looked down and saw the vague outline of Lute fucking her petite fist in and out of his ass. The slide of her knuckles against his walls felt so fucking good for some reason and the ugly insecure part of Adam wanted to buck away from her, to deny himself the pleasure of getting turned on by being fisted.
Instead he tossed his head back and moaned pitifully. It felt so good and it was so hard to think straight. Adam’s cock twitched and jumped as it grew to full hardness, his balls aching with the need to cum with every pump of Lute’s fist.
“Lute… hah… it feels… full,” panted Adam, his swollen belly heaving with his deep breaths.
Lute’s wings shot up and she gritted her teeth as her pussy clenched and slick dampened her panties. Focus.
Adam let out a gasp as the something shifted in the mass of eggs in his belly. The pressure was increasing, his stomach muscles squeezing against the hard swell of his guts. Adam whined and squirmed on the desk, panting harder as his fingers scratched insistently against the ornate finish.
“They’re coming!”
Biting back a curse, Lute twisted her fist out of her commander’s considerably loosened hole, watching the flushed rim gape weakly with an unexpected sense of pride.
Wiping off the lube on her arm, Lute turned her attention to Adam, who was currently hyperventilating and spreading his legs wider to accommodate the eggs.
And yet despite his panic, his cock was still hard. Lute tried to ignore how the engorged head twitched and dribbled, drooling precome over his foreskin and down the lengthy shaft.
A harsh shudder rolled through Adam’s body and jolted Lute out of her impromptu reverie. Instantly she was flooded with guilt, her poor Adam was suffering and she was letting herself get distracted instead of relieving his pain.
Lute placed her hands on Adam’s belly, feeling the eggs jostling under her palms as the muscles contracted in quick spasms. His breaths were shallow and rapid, and Lute knew that Adam was scared. What would she do if he was giving birth to her eggs?
“You’re doing good, you’re doing so good,” Lute peppered him with praise as she massaged his tight belly. “You’re so wonderful and amazing, so handsome and perfect.”
“I– I am?” Adam’s voice was spacey and a quick look at his face showed Lute that his unfocused eyes were looking at her expectantly for guidance.
It was like getting struck by lightning, and it felt so unfair the way Adam looked at Lute like a lost puppy. Something in her core tightened, she was unbearably wet right now.
“Yes, you are.” Lute dug the pads of her fingers into the firm mass of eggs, feeling them move as Adam’s eyes rolled back and he keened. Ducking her head down, Lute could see a dull white egg crowning out of his hole.
Gasping, Adam’s toes curled and tears fell from his lashes as he pushed the egg free, cum spraying from his untouched cock as it rolled out. His release decorated the underside of his belly and his thighs, Lute being forthwith enough to shield herself with her arms.
“Good job, Adam, that’s one.” Lute spoke to him softly, wiping the cum off her arms. Whimpering, Adam drew his shaking legs in closer and shook his head.
“No, don’t wanna do anymore,” he said with his lips drawn in a pout.
Lute ran her fingers through his hair and Adam melted under her touch with a heady blush. “Don’t you want to be my good boy.”
“Yes! I wanna be a good boy.” His words came out slurred and thick, but his voice was earnest in his declaration.
“Then we keep going, can you be a good boy and keep pushing?” Patting Adam’s head soothingly, Lute gave him a tender look.
Adam whined and his lower lip trembled, but he nodded and spread his legs again.
“Good boy, that’s my good boy,” in the heat of the moment, Lute pressed a kiss to his forehead. She jerked back when she realized what she had done, but Adam seemed too focused on laying his eggs to notice.
Another egg dropped from his stomach, moving through his guts and setting Adam’s nerves on fire as it stretched him open wide. Adam swallowed loosely and arched his back the best he could in his condition. His lips were shiny with drool and his dazed expression tightened as it plopped out of his gaping ass.
Lute continued to shower Adam with compliments and praise with every egg that passed through his hole, holding him down when the pleasure got too much and he thrashed uncontrollably on the desk.
“Luuuuute, hic, its too much,” Adam cried, wailing as his spent cock twitched and spat up the remnants of what was left in his balls. Lute pressed down on his stomach and he choked on his spit as the last egg squeezed out of him.
“Shhh, it’s okay sir, I’ve got you.” Lute whispered, wiping away the sweat on his brow. Adam looked at her fuzzily and slowly closed his eyes as his shaking legs finally gave out and collapsed.
Lute brushed her lips against his warm cheek, wishing that she had the balls to confess her feelings for him. At least she would always have this memory to rub off to late at night.
“–and we’re so happy you’ve decided to officially support the Hazbin Hotel—”
That damned devil spawn never stopped talking, her inane chatter grating on Lute’s ears. The fact that she even had to maintain an air of civility among the freaks that took everything from her was abhorrent.
Abel and Emily seemed all too happy to play nice with the filthy sinners milling around the hotel, offering polite smiles and friendly shakes of the head when asked if they wanted to touch someone’s parts. Disgusting.
Lute wanted to throw up. Adam was dead and no one cared. His murderers stood right in front of her and the fact that they continued to breathe made her sick.
Keeping her active bitch face squarely in place, Lute scanned the throng of sinners and imagined their heads on pikes. And then someone familiar stood out to her.
Her heart dropped and time seemed freeze. It was Adam.
He looked… different, but there was no mistaking it. Even with the charcoal skin and white hair, Lute knew that face anywhere.
Adam clearly noticed her looking at him, because he started running.
A powerful gust threw sinners and angels alike to the ground as Lute spread her wings and tore after him like a bat from Hell. Adam ducked and wove through the alleys of Pentagram City with terror etched on his face, Lute darting in close on his heels, locked in on her target.
“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-AACkk,” Adam didn’t even have time to scream when familiar hands grabbed hold of him with tremendous strength and carried him off.
Gasping for breath, Adam squealed as he dangled in his former lieutenant’s arms.
“Ha ha, hey Lute, bet you weren’t expecting to see me again huh.” Laughing nervously, Adam’s stomach flip flopped as the ground got further and further away.
Lute said nothing, her expression stony and unchanged, but her arms tightened around her squirming prize as she flew into the top floor of the embassy.
An “oof” left Adam as his body hit the bed, the heavy layer of dust on the duvet exploding into the air. Hacking and coughing into his fist as the cloud of dust settled, Adam watched Lute stare at him through the corner of his sulfur eyes.
“Cough cough, is that a new arm I see?” Adam put on his most charming smile through his sniffles. He scurried backwards on the bed as Lute advanced on him, the talons on her golden arm slicing through the duvet as she crawled forward.
“Looks really cool Dangertits, err, Lute. I’m digging it,” awkwardly Adam brought his thumbs up as he backed into the wall.
Lute’s prosthetic hand pounded into the backboard and Adam’s blood ran cold.
“….I thought I’d lost you.”
The words came out low and mournful, the first time Adam had heard her speak since Extermination day. Her eyes looked down at him, creased in despair.
“But I’ve found you again.”
There was a hideous cracking sound as spiralling black horns broke out of her skull, golden ichor running down Lute’s unmoving face. Adam’s hands flew to his mouth in shock, heart jumping as the feathers in her wings darkened to pitch.
“And this time, I’ll finish what I’ve started.”
The whites of her eyes bled into red and Lute’s other hand became charred and tipped with claws. Adam yelped as she ripped off his jeans with a heady growl.
Lute gripped Adam’s chubby thighs and pushed them up against his chest, squeezing the plump flesh possessively. Even in this form, Adam was still incredibly sexy, his lips parted and breath coming out in quick bursts as she lined her leaking ovipositor up with the twitching rim of his hole.
“Just sit back sir, I’ve got you.”
Adam took to motherhood surprisingly well. While Lute spent the days carving out their territory and slaughtering those who crossed their borders, Adam tended to the home and nurtured their children. And even though Hell would never be Heaven, it was close enough.
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He knows it’s not like how it used to be, but he’s lost a baby in their sleep before.
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I can’t describe it. But Adam and Lilith being tall while Lucifer is short, makes me picture Adam and Lilith has having issues helping a baby walk while Lucifer’s like, “ooooh not so great being tall now is it? Yeah! Who gets to have the baby hold their hands as they practice walking, this- well, I can’t use my thumbs right now, but it’s me!”
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So, I came up with this infront of my religious dad during dinner. Laughed for like 30 minutes, hyperventilated, and Fish went up my nose.
But I Figured it was important enough to post.
So, hypothetically. What if instead of Adam’s ribs, he took Adam’s dih. And then Adam became Eve. And used the Dih to make the new Adam. So, women were made first in this au.
Or. OR THEY HAD 2 ADAM’S originally, one became Eve and one was still Adam. And the clone from the dih is called “Steve”. Which is where Adam and Steve came from.
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Regret
Lilith does regret leaving her family sometimes and occasionally loses track of what’s going on because of her thoughts of regret
Leading her to seem like she’s ignoring people, which is what Adam noticed in the picture mid-sentence, he comes to bother her a lot and tell her things she doesn’t care about
(I’m still practicing drawing Lilith but I think I did a good job this time around)
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Adam’s Second Chance (Part 2) | Hazbin Hotel Comic Dubs
Comic by Chlogami
All voices by Eggonyourleg & VolticGlitch
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OMG what a beautiful woman she is😍
Adam: Is that you, Eve?
I think the song Nasty dog fits this art.
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🌿☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀☘️🍀🌿
Howdy, it sEems like we rAn into each other!
i’m Adam. no, not that one…that’s Big A, my older future self.
i’m Adam from Eden, but everyone around here calls me Lil A.
how am i in heaVen and not back home in Eden?
well… i might have waNdered a little too far, slipped Into a time rift, and ended up here… in the future which iS your present.
it reAlly freaked out the angeLs and seraphIms, but whilE they’re figuring out how to senD me back home, i get tO wander arouNd heaven for a biT and learn about thE future and my descendAnts (you guys).
also, pretTy cool to meet one of my fuTure kiddos—Abel, my future self—Big A, his girlfri—i mean just friend Lute, a very unserious St. Peter who guards Heaven’s gatEs, oh, and an accidental clone of lute—my little Pipper Twute.
it’s pretty neat being here, lots of things to do, great Food tO eat, and sO much to see while looking arounD heaven.
everyone seems to be so happy here.
i can see why They say no one ever wants to leave.
i’m sure going to live up the luxuries and fun while i’m Here, sincE sera mentioned when the elder angels find a way to send me back home i’ll forget everYthing here.
that sounds a bit unfair since i won’t remeMber my friends here…..
bUt hey, ruleS are rules!
you’ll probably see me around. i’m always finding some Trouble to causE, or i’m probably in my room growing plantS.
i kinda love to stay by nature—one Can sAy my eden sPoiled mE.
but iF you decIde to haNg out or feel like exploring, feel free to senD me an ask or two.
truthfully, i havE nothing super crazy or better to Do, so let’s havE some fuN.
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“House Kadmon: The First Clan of Heaven.”
In this alternate universe, Adam is not just the foul-mouthed leader of the Exorcists, but the patriarch of a dysfunctional yet powerful family that dominates Heaven’s military hierarchy. The surname “Kadmon” (a reference to Adam Kadmon of Jewish mysticism, the Primordial Man) was chosen by Adam himself because he wanted his family to have a recognizable and cool “brand” when he noticed the new human arrivals starting to have surnames.
🏰 AU Lore: The Kadmon Legion
Rather than just a group of faceless angels led by Adam and Lute, the Exorcist Army is structured like a true military dynasty. Adam’s sons serve as Generals and Lieutenants, each with their own specialization and division.
The presence of the Kadmon family makes Paradise a more politically complex place: attacking an Exorcist means declaring war on the “First Family.”
🎸 The Patriarch: Adam Kadmon
Role: The First Man, Supreme Leader of the Exorcists.
Family Dynamic: Adam is the typical “embarrassing father” but dangerous. He constantly boasts about his children’s successes as if they were his own merit.
With Aclima, he tries to act tough, but she silences him with a look.
With Seth, he shares a love of violence, but doesn’t understand his “nerdy” passions (anime/manga).
With Abel, he is constantly disappointed by his softness, calling him “my sweetest mistake.”
⚔️ The Firstborn: Aclima Kadmon
Alias: The Queen of Knights, HellSlayer.
Role: Tactical Commander and leader of the elite “Knights of Avalon”.
Personality: She is the responsible adult of the family. While Adam plays the guitar and makes sexist jokes, Aclima plans war strategies. She is stern, stoic, and intimidating.
Fighting Style: Brutal yet elegant. She wields Excalibur, a divine sword that emits a beam of light capable of cutting through the skyscrapers of Hell like butter.
Relationship with Lute: They are inseparable. Aclima is the only person Lute respects more than Adam. If Lute is anger, Aclima is the discipline that channels that anger. Lute sees Aclima as the perfect model of what a warrior angel should be.
🦅 The Second Born: Azura Kadmon
Aliases: Gun Queen, God’s Eye, “Sister Scope”.
Role: Head of the Reconnaissance and Sniper Division (Airborne Rangers).
Personality: She’s the “cool sister” but aloof. While Aclima is rigid and Seth is hyperactive, Azura is cold and calculating. She’s the only one who embraces modern technology, preferring angelic sniper rifles to traditional swords. She spends her free time calibrating scopes or playing online shooters (where she humiliates sinners without them knowing who she is).
Fighting Style: She never gets her hands dirty. She hovers at high altitudes or lurks on rooftops, eliminating priority targets before Aclima or Seth can even reach them.
Relationship with Family:
She’s Abel’s confidant: Azura is the only one Abel can confide in about his fears without being judged. She takes him on flight rides to calm him down and threatens to “headshot” anyone who makes him cry.
She finds Seth funny but loud: she often bets with Lute on how long it will take Seth to do something stupid.
🎌 The Golden Boy: Seth Kadmon
Alias: The Samurai of Heaven.
Role: Third-in-command, leader of the rapid assault forces.
Personality: He’s the life of the party. He seems like a cheerful and friendly guy, passionate about Japanese pop culture, anime, and manga. However, he has a terrifying cognitive dissonance: he can discuss the latest episode of his favorite anime while decapitating a demon with a toothy grin.
Relationship with Lute: They’re a couple. This changes everything. Lute is in love with his skill in battle and the fact that he’s the only one who doesn’t fear her. Seth helps her relax (in their own way) and protects her. Theirs is a relationship based on bloodshed and anime evenings on the couch.
Relationship with Emily: He’s her “male” best friend. Seth protects Emily from the truth about the Exterminations, wanting to preserve her innocence.
🧁 The Tender Heart: Abel Kadmon
Alias: Tender boy
Role: Former Guardian of the Gates (now Angel of Joy) the family’s moral compass.
Personality: The polar opposite of his brothers. Abel is chubby, soft, clumsy, and hates violence. He’s transformed the trauma of his death (the first murder in history) into an obsessive desire to make everyone happy. His halo is crooked and dented, a reminder of Cain’s stone.
Relationship with Emily: They’re engaged. They’re the sweetest, purest couple in Heaven. They spend their time Having fun together, singing pop-punk songs, and trying to ignore the fact that the rest of the Kadmon family are killing machines.
Conflict: Adam teases him, Lute bullies him (verbally), but Aclima and Seth are extremely protective of him. No one touches their little brother, not even Lute.
🔥 Hazbin Hotel Plot Changes
Lute’s Influence: Lute isn’t just Adam’s lieutenant, she’s practically part of the family. She’s best friends with his eldest daughter and girlfriend with his favorite son. Her loyalty to the cause is strengthened by emotional ties.
Emily’s Dilemma: When Emily discovers the Extermination in episode 6, the betrayal is much more painful. It’s not just Sera who lies to her, but also her best friend (Seth) and her boyfriend’s family (Abel). This creates enormous personal drama: can she love Abel knowing who his father is
The Final Showdown:
Charlie and Vaggie don’t just have to deal with Adam and Lute.
They’ll have to contend with Aclima (who fights Vaggie in a duel of honor between warriors).
Alastor may find himself in trouble against Seth’s speed and holy light.
Abel would refuse to descend into Hell, perhaps trying to convince Emily to stop the conflict diplomatically.
The Unseen Menace: During the battle at the Hazbin Hotel, the protagonists have a huge problem. They can’t be outside. Azura is positioned miles away, forcing Vaggie, Angel Dust, and Husk to fight undercover at all times, limiting their movement.
The Duel: While Aclima fights Vaggie and Adam fights Alastor, Azura engages in a long-distance battle with Cherri Bomb and Sir Pentious. It’s technology versus technology, explosives versus surgical precision.
The Emily Factor: Azura is the one who tries to rationalize the situation with Emily logically, but she fails to understand the emotional aspect, unlike Abel.
✨ Sample Scene (Dialogue in Kadmon House)
Location: Dining room of Villa Kadmon, Paradiso.
Situation: The night before the Extermination.
Adam: (Biting into a rib) “This year is going to be epic! I hear the sinners have built barricades. I love it when they think they have hope.”
Aclima: (Polishing her sword, Excalibur) “The barricades are irrelevant. A wedge formation of my Knights will break through them in three minutes flat. Father, please try not to break formation to play your guitar solos.”
Azura: (Sitting with her feet on the table, calibrating her rifle’s thermal scope) “Three minutes? You’re slow, sister. I’ve already mapped out the structural weaknesses of their defenses. I can bring down those barricades with four well-placed shots while I drink my coffee. Save yourself the trouble.”
Seth: (Playing with the katana) “Hey! Don’t you dare steal my kills, Azura! I bet Lute that I’ll kill more of them. If I win, she’ll have to cosplay as that waifu I like.”
Lute: (Blushing furiously, punches Seth in the shoulder) “Shut up, weeb! And Azura doesn’t count anyway, she’ll live. It’s easy to score when you don’t risk getting your uniform dirty!”
Azura: (Grims without looking up from her rifle) “It’s called efficiency, Lute. And it’s called not getting your arm chopped off because you’re too busy flirting with my brother.”
Abel: (Enters with a jiggling tray of cupcakes) “Um… anyone want dessert? I made vanilla ones… Azura, I made the no-sugar kind for you, so you can stay focused…”
Azura: (Her gaze immediately softens, she lowers her rifle and picks up the cupcake) “Thanks, Abel. You’re the only decent person in this room.”
Adam: “Abel, son! Take a leaf out of your sisters’ book! One wants to slaughter them up close, the other from afar! That’s the kind of diversity I like!”
Adam: “Abel, son, I love you, but you’re embarrassing. Take a cue from your brother and sisters! One wants to slaughter them up close, the other from afar! That’s the kind of diversity I like. Seth, on the other hand, is about to commit genocide just to see his girlfriend in a costume. That’s the Kadmon spirit!”
Aclima: (Sighs deeply) “We’re a dysfunctional family.
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They would be the best of fucking friends! People can fight me on it 😩
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Charlie playfully rolled her eyes: Oh dad, with Tan Tan I’ll be more than fine at sea. I’m sure of it.
He was too, but he just got her back and he couldn’t help but be super protective of his little girl who was just coming into her pirate genes and now her siren ones as well. This is something that she needed both parents for but this did take precedence.
Especially if she insisted on going without him.
Lucifer: I know…… Still, be careful. Don’t make me come out and pluck you from the waters.
Charlie only giggled and gave him a strong hug and a kiss on his cheek before skipping off to find her own crew.
Adam smiled and turned back to his darling: So, your ship or mine?~
Lucifer rolled his eyes, his cheeks warming at the implications behind his tone but he knew what he meant.
Lucifer: Mine. The ol girl hasn’t seen any action with her true captain in years. It’s high time that changes. Zestial and Camilla, grab what you need and be on the ship in five, we leave in ten.
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Wait so we all know that Adam is the first man and that every human(outside of obviously Lilith and Eve) is his descendent right.
So we also know that he sleeps around(at least that’s what he claims) does that make it’s technically incest if he were to sleep with a human/winner angle and not a heaven born cuz like technically Adam would be like there great×1000000 grandpa right?
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Stay With Me Meme
link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doUnfHN8cI8
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[[MORE]]Life flashing before her eyes. So much to say but so little time.
Based of the AO3 HH fanfic: ‘Vengeance in Heaven’ by AspiringTalesxCore_2d. An AU where Lute died and Adam survived instead.
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idk if this is just a me thing but hear me out:
i noticed that Adam can’t maintain eye contact with the higher ups in Heaven. Like Sera and Emily and stuff. every time he tries, he always just looks away after a bit
WHAT IF!!!!
and this is me probably being delusional
what if Adam doesn’t think he’s worthy of looking into their eyes? like yeah, he thinks he’s hot shit. but what if he KNOWS he isn’t worthy of being super holy cuz of the apple and stuff?
again, i could just be delusional as FUCK, but i wanted to see if anyone else noticed this