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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

Vox would keep Adam hidden (for now). And it’s when Lucifer is captured that Vox shows him off.

“Tada! It’s your old pal, Adam!”

Harsh fluorescent lights turned on with heavy clunk and lit up the tank. A sickening dread curled around Lucifer’s heart at the sorry sight in front of him.

Mangled fins swept lifelessly across the glass bottom of the tank like tattered curtains. Sickly scales were peeling off the thin tail, red and sore flesh revealed underneath. Gaunt arms covered his face as his stringy mane of hair flowed around him.

“Come on Adam, I thought we got over your stage fright last time,” Vox waved around a remote and the mermaid flinched, lowering his shaking arms.

Adam.

Poor baby boy 😩

I know Vox would probably want to keep Adam for as long as he could, but the thought of him (I can’t remember of he breathes air? I think I saw that somewhere? Forgive me if I’m wrong lol) closing off anyway for Adam to exit the water to breathe is SICK.

Not only is Lucifer in pain and is struggling once Vox starts the weapon but as time goes on he has to watch Adam slowly start suffocating.

Yeah he breathes air, Hell’s punishment cuts deep for Adam especially. Also Vox isn’t threatening him with suffocation, its electrocution. But I didn’t make it clear so I understand the confusion.

I kinda want to draw mermaid Adam but like, tails are hard man.

Oh, I get you. I’m just dumb 😂

Poor Adam. I can’t help but wonder how his first were moments in Hell were like. I can picture him flopping around on the pavement lol

But then I’m sure he would have been panicking because he can’t move his legs like normal anymore. Maybe he could see where his knees were inside his tail and thought he was in some gross skin suit. Kinda like that Tusk movie.

It wouldn’t feel lime him, it looked wrong and moving on the concrete hurt like a bitch.

I’m not that mean! He respawns in some cannibal’s koi pond.

Cannibal sinner: Should… should I eat him? Is he more fish than sinner or more sinner than fish…? Shit, I dunno.

Adam: *HISSS*- *coughs up water. He’s not used to it yet*

Cannibal Sinner: I mean, I could go for some sushi. But he does look real nice in there with the sulfur lotus. I could finally win Best Home and Garden this year. Hmmm…

Is Best Home and Garden a cannibal thing or for all hellborn? Because I can see the cannibals wanting a taste before leaving

Judge: Whoa your new “decoration” looks really tasty… I could go for a lil bite

Cannibal: I’ve had it until here with you, Humbert!

(pulls out a gardening hoe)

Cannibal: BACK OFF!

Btw when Vox threatens to electrocute him, is Adam wearing like a shock collar or is he just gonna thunderbolt the whole aquarium😱 That sounds so unsafe (it’s unsafe either way lol)

Best Home and Garden is def a Cannibal Town thing, as no sane person wants to step foot near those hungry fuckers. (I’m just gonna call the cannibal whose pond Adam is squatting in Barnaby). It was the victory photo of their garden pond that Barnaby posted on Sinstigram that alerted Vox to Adam’s presence.

Vox just electrocutes the whole tank, it’s more theatrical that way.

Poor Barnaby, he should totally go over to the hotel to complain though

Barnaby: Listen princess, I’ve fought against the exorcists side by side with everyone else here, I think that should have earned me at least a little bit of respect! So when this divine mermaid spawned in my fish pond it was my right to keep him!

Charlie: Divine Mermaid? What????

Barnaby: We were just starting to get along! I’ve even ordered him this cute arabian princess costume to wear. And then this TV headed mofo snatched him away!

Charlie: Adam… there’s a cannibal who’s saying that he knows you and he—

Adam, bursting out of the water: Tell him I ain’t wearing no Disney princess bullshit! I’ll never be part of your world, never!

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

I love both ideas, honestly. The last one would be such a fuck you to Heaven. Just Abel seeing a strange, beautiful sinner that looks like his dad and Sera forbids anyone from intervening because it’s not extermination day.

The first one would cause so much damage to him as the glass breaks and he cuts himself, his fins tearing as he falls to the ground. Not to mention he’s probably too weak to actually move far before the Vee’s come back.

Whoa Sera, that’s stone cold. Even if you don’t know/care about Adam, letting Vox just flaunt his clearly abused human pet is, uh,

(at least Lute and Emily should see him with how close they got to Vox’ face)

For the first one I could see Vox trying to flaunt Adam at the angels, even while he’s “safely” locked up in the shark tank. So he pulls some live footage from the Vee Tower, but it shows Adam managed to break free, and is now crawling over the floor despite his injuries, much to the angels horror

Vox: What does that little bitch think he’s doing there ?! Why does my shark tank have a giant hole in it?!!!

Vel+Val: Who cares about your stupid tank? Our whole damn house is flooded. All our stuff is in there!

Alastor: Turns out you’re a failure as a pet holder too~

Fuck, I love this. At some point Lucifer would end up portaling Adam away, but no one would know where (hopital).

I want Abel to try visiting Lucifer’s pond just to talk to his dad, but Adam would rather drown than let Abel see him like this. Same for any other angel that visits. And then Lucifer has to teach Abel how to shapeshift into a more fishy form.

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

Vox would keep Adam hidden (for now). And it’s when Lucifer is captured that Vox shows him off.

“Tada! It’s your old pal, Adam!”

Harsh fluorescent lights turned on with heavy clunk and lit up the tank. A sickening dread curled around Lucifer’s heart at the sorry sight in front of him.

Mangled fins swept lifelessly across the glass bottom of the tank like tattered curtains. Sickly scales were peeling off the thin tail, red and sore flesh revealed underneath. Gaunt arms covered his face as his stringy mane of hair flowed around him.

“Come on Adam, I thought we got over your stage fright last time,” Vox waved around a remote and the mermaid flinched, lowering his shaking arms.

Adam.

Poor baby boy 😩

I know Vox would probably want to keep Adam for as long as he could, but the thought of him (I can’t remember of he breathes air? I think I saw that somewhere? Forgive me if I’m wrong lol) closing off anyway for Adam to exit the water to breathe is SICK.

Not only is Lucifer in pain and is struggling once Vox starts the weapon but as time goes on he has to watch Adam slowly start suffocating.

Yeah he breathes air, Hell’s punishment cuts deep for Adam especially. Also Vox isn’t threatening him with suffocation, its electrocution. But I didn’t make it clear so I understand the confusion.

I kinda want to draw mermaid Adam but like, tails are hard man.

Oh, I get you. I’m just dumb 😂

Poor Adam. I can’t help but wonder how his first were moments in Hell were like. I can picture him flopping around on the pavement lol

But then I’m sure he would have been panicking because he can’t move his legs like normal anymore. Maybe he could see where his knees were inside his tail and thought he was in some gross skin suit. Kinda like that Tusk movie.

It wouldn’t feel lime him, it looked wrong and moving on the concrete hurt like a bitch.

I’m not that mean! He respawns in some cannibal’s koi pond.

Cannibal sinner: Should… should I eat him? Is he more fish than sinner or more sinner than fish…? Shit, I dunno.

Adam: *HISSS*- *coughs up water. He’s not used to it yet*

Cannibal Sinner: I mean, I could go for some sushi. But he does look real nice in there with the sulfur lotus. I could finally win Best Home and Garden this year. Hmmm…

Is Best Home and Garden a cannibal thing or for all hellborn? Because I can see the cannibals wanting a taste before leaving

Judge: Whoa your new “decoration” looks really tasty… I could go for a lil bite

Cannibal: I’ve had it until here with you, Humbert!

(pulls out a gardening hoe)

Cannibal: BACK OFF!

Btw when Vox threatens to electrocute him, is Adam wearing like a shock collar or is he just gonna thunderbolt the whole aquarium😱 That sounds so unsafe (it’s unsafe either way lol)

Best Home and Garden is def a Cannibal Town thing, as no sane person wants to step foot near those hungry fuckers. (I’m just gonna call the cannibal whose pond Adam is squatting in Barnaby). It was the victory photo of their garden pond that Barnaby posted on Sinstigram that alerted Vox to Adam’s presence.

Vox just electrocutes the whole tank, it’s more theatrical that way.

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Soon, you’ll be able to like, reblog, or reply to any part of a reblog chain, and that note will go to that reblog’s author. Each reblog will have its own counts, instead of one aggregated number from every version of the post. And yes, you’ll be able to like multiple posts in one chain.

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This is horrible I can’t see the number of notes on my posts at all without adding up everything in the chain

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This is a terrible idea. Horrible.

EXTREMELY BAD HOLY FUCK.

This would kill the entire point of the reblog chain. Staff, please, don’t do this. It will transform the reblog chain in just plain twitter quotes.

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Seriously, this is a tumblr-killer feature. This breaks the most fundamental way tumblr is different from any other social network. This makes tumblr just another blueskytwitterthreads. Or worse: An unfederated mastodon clone.

Please, stop this. Please, don’t roll this out.

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Please, mutuals, post about this, comment and reblog the original post (while you still can without making it your own quote-post). I don’t know if staff is looking or if the feedback would matter, but seriously, this is a terrible change that would kill tumblr as we know it. Please, don’t roll it out.

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look, I can endure any kind of UI changes that are supposed to help tumblr-rookies to understand how this works. They may be a nuisance, but that’s ok, we have x-kit or we can get used to buttons being here or there.

But this. This changes the data architecture. This changes the SINGLE THING that makes tumblr the “… yes and” website. This KILLS THE COLLABORATIVE POSTING THAT MAKES THIS SITE DIFFERENT FROM ALL THE OTHER MEDIA PLATFORMS.

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Adam: say dada!

Baby: bah!

Adam: come on. Say dada!

Baby: bah bah.

Adam: come on, you just said it. Say it for dada and the camera!

Baby blows spit bubbles.

Lucifer chuckling: she’s a little camera shy.

Adam: she was just saying it before you came in.

Baby: mama!

Lucifer laughing: you got that, right!? Send it to me!

Adam: nooo! Dada. Not mama. Dada.

Lucifer: aww, you’re her mama. Maybe she’ll call me dada.

Adam: fuck off! I found her egg! I’m dada. You can be mama.

Lucifer: then I’m her first word!

Adam: wait, no! She was looking at me! She loves me more! Come on baby, look at me and say mama!

Baby rolls over and tries to eat a rattle.

Lucifer: don’t worry, I’ll call you mama~.

Adam: the day I let you call me mama is the day that-

Lucifer interrupting: that you find a golden egg during extermination. Take it back to heaven where it starts to die so you bring it back to hell because it’s a demonic creature but the shell cracks and the dragon girl inside bonds with you as her parent and so you moved in with me to raise her?

Adam: … why does it sound like we’re in a rom-com?

Lucifer: it’s only a rom-com if you’ll finally admit that you’re into me.

Adam: that’ll never happen. Keep dreaming, shrimp.

Lucifer laughed and got up to leave: and I’ll be seeing you every night in my dreams and my bed when you crawl back into tonight looking to get lucky.

Adam: never happening again!

Adam flushed after Lucifer left and kept his eyes on the baby: you sleep with a guy one- three times, and he starts to think you’re into him. Watch out for that when you grow up.

Firstly, Lucifer is definitely training Baby to say mama. Secondly, Adam is deep in denial. But what else is new.

Oh for sure. Lucifer is sitting there with pictures of Adam and going, “mama. That’s mama. Can you say maaaamaaaa? Mmmm.”

Adam is going, you think just because I sleep with you, and we introduce ourselves as Baby’s dads, and I’ve made you and Baby my background on my phone means anything, you’re insane.

Lucifer meanwhile, sure, sure, alright darling, whatever you say. Also, that new dresser you ordered came in and I had the servants set it up in our room so now there’s more room for both our clothing

One day Adam’s denial is going to hit its limit and in two seconds he’ll process the fact that him and Lucifer have been a married couple in all but legality for ten years.

Baby won’t be a baby anymore but a little dragon girl whining, “maaaamaaaa!” As Adam tries to straighten her dress because they’re going out for a nice dinner and he wants her to look nice and respectable.

Lucifer comes in as he fixes his own clothing going, “Listen to your mother. We’re going to that fancy place you like.”

“But, whhhyyyy are we going? I wanna play my video game!”

“It’s your mother’s and I anniversary, and we wanted to do something nice as a family.” Lucifer taking her hand, “come on. Let’s let mama get ready and we’ll go watch a cartoon.”

Adam being glad Lucifer took over to calm her down and in the calm realizing that’s why they’re going to dinner. He’s been half listening before, trying to help their daughter with homework. He didn’t realize they had anniversary.

Why did they have an anniversary?

They’d started being a family when Adam made Lucifer promise the care for the demon inside the egg he found and then she hatched and he couldn’t leave her. That was her birthday, and that was a few months ago.

The only thing he could think of that happened a couple months after she hatched was they’d slept together. But that was…

No.

They couldn’t be celebrating that?

They were fuck buddies.

Back then Lu’s divorce was finalized, he’d been upset, they fucked, and Lucifer had been chasing his tail ever since.

Fuck buddies that shared a bed.

Raised a kid together.

Had an anniversary that now that he was thinking about it, they might have been celebrating every year.

But they went out sometimes as buds. Dinner, a movie, making out in the dim theatre, fucking in the back of the limo. Once or twice a month pretty regularly. It was just date night.

FUCK!

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

Vox would keep Adam hidden (for now). And it’s when Lucifer is captured that Vox shows him off.

“Tada! It’s your old pal, Adam!”

Harsh fluorescent lights turned on with heavy clunk and lit up the tank. A sickening dread curled around Lucifer’s heart at the sorry sight in front of him.

Mangled fins swept lifelessly across the glass bottom of the tank like tattered curtains. Sickly scales were peeling off the thin tail, red and sore flesh revealed underneath. Gaunt arms covered his face as his stringy mane of hair flowed around him.

“Come on Adam, I thought we got over your stage fright last time,” Vox waved around a remote and the mermaid flinched, lowering his shaking arms.

Adam.

Poor baby boy 😩

I know Vox would probably want to keep Adam for as long as he could, but the thought of him (I can’t remember of he breathes air? I think I saw that somewhere? Forgive me if I’m wrong lol) closing off anyway for Adam to exit the water to breathe is SICK.

Not only is Lucifer in pain and is struggling once Vox starts the weapon but as time goes on he has to watch Adam slowly start suffocating.

Yeah he breathes air, Hell’s punishment cuts deep for Adam especially. Also Vox isn’t threatening him with suffocation, its electrocution. But I didn’t make it clear so I understand the confusion.

I kinda want to draw mermaid Adam but like, tails are hard man.

Oh, I get you. I’m just dumb 😂

Poor Adam. I can’t help but wonder how his first were moments in Hell were like. I can picture him flopping around on the pavement lol

But then I’m sure he would have been panicking because he can’t move his legs like normal anymore. Maybe he could see where his knees were inside his tail and thought he was in some gross skin suit. Kinda like that Tusk movie.

It wouldn’t feel lime him, it looked wrong and moving on the concrete hurt like a bitch.

I’m not that mean! He respawns in some cannibal’s koi pond.

Cannibal sinner: Should… should I eat him? Is he more fish than sinner or more sinner than fish…? Shit, I dunno.

Adam: *HISSS*- *coughs up water. He’s not used to it yet*

Cannibal Sinner: I mean, I could go for some sushi. But he does look real nice in there with the sulfur lotus. I could finally win Best Home and Garden this year. Hmmm…

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Adam: say dada!

Baby: bah!

Adam: come on. Say dada!

Baby: bah bah.

Adam: come on, you just said it. Say it for dada and the camera!

Baby blows spit bubbles.

Lucifer chuckling: she’s a little camera shy.

Adam: she was just saying it before you came in.

Baby: mama!

Lucifer laughing: you got that, right!? Send it to me!

Adam: nooo! Dada. Not mama. Dada.

Lucifer: aww, you’re her mama. Maybe she’ll call me dada.

Adam: fuck off! I found her egg! I’m dada. You can be mama.

Lucifer: then I’m her first word!

Adam: wait, no! She was looking at me! She loves me more! Come on baby, look at me and say mama!

Baby rolls over and tries to eat a rattle.

Lucifer: don’t worry, I’ll call you mama~.

Adam: the day I let you call me mama is the day that-

Lucifer interrupting: that you find a golden egg during extermination. Take it back to heaven where it starts to die so you bring it back to hell because it’s a demonic creature but the shell cracks and the dragon girl inside bonds with you as her parent and so you moved in with me to raise her?

Adam: … why does it sound like we’re in a rom-com?

Lucifer: it’s only a rom-com if you’ll finally admit that you’re into me.

Adam: that’ll never happen. Keep dreaming, shrimp.

Lucifer laughed and got up to leave: and I’ll be seeing you every night in my dreams and my bed when you crawl back into tonight looking to get lucky.

Adam: never happening again!

Adam flushed after Lucifer left and kept his eyes on the baby: you sleep with a guy one- three times, and he starts to think you’re into him. Watch out for that when you grow up.

Firstly, Lucifer is definitely training Baby to say mama. Secondly, Adam is deep in denial. But what else is new.

Oh for sure. Lucifer is sitting there with pictures of Adam and going, “mama. That’s mama. Can you say maaaamaaaa? Mmmm.”

Adam is going, you think just because I sleep with you, and we introduce ourselves as Baby’s dads, and I’ve made you and Baby my background on my phone means anything, you’re insane.

Lucifer meanwhile, sure, sure, alright darling, whatever you say. Also, that new dresser you ordered came in and I had the servants set it up in our room so now there’s more room for both our clothing

One day Adam’s denial is going to hit its limit and in two seconds he’ll process the fact that him and Lucifer have been a married couple in all but legality for ten years.

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Body horror is my comfort blanket. It’s so fun! And the darker then better. 🩷💕

“As you can see, Miss Charlie, most of the cannibals did not respond well to the feast you bestowed unto them.” The corners of Alastor’s characteristic grin seemed a bit strained, winched just a tad too tightly.

Charlie stepped into the infirmary and her hands flew to her mouth to stifle a horrified gasp.

There were wings growing out of their mouths, fluttering with their hosts’ every wheezing breath. Approaching the bed of the cannibal closest to her, Charlie felt sick when she noticed the flecks of gold bleeding into the blacks of their eyes.

The cannibal let out a muffled gurgle and reached out for her with desperate swipes of their claws. The wretched noise grew into stifled wails as they clawed at their throat, thrashing their limbs with renewed agony.

Eyes bulging and leaking with tears, Charlie could only watch as delicate fingers crawled out between their lips, straining and stretching them to tear as a pair of arms wriggled their way free.

“Who would have guessed,” Alastor’s tapping footsteps were like the peals of the judgement bell as he sidled up to Charlie, “that biting rotten fruit would bring about such bitter ends.”

“I didn’t want this,” Charlie said numbly as the angelic arms twitched and flexed, much to the cannibal’s distress.

“Unfortunately, the freedom to choose your own path does not spare you from the consequences of said choices,” Alastor chuckled darkly. “After all, isn’t Hell just another of your parents’ consequences? Did they also not want this?”

Charlie buried her head in her trembling hands, begging, praying that this would all be nothing more than a nightmare.

“You surely know the old saying, dear girl. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.”

What a beautiful image this creates! I can see little wefts of heavenly wings pushing out of their bodies like roses on a vine, little blossoms of silvery white beating as if they could take flight right there!

And their eyessss. Speckled with gold like stars in the cosmos, bursts of Milky Way sitting in the seas of black that were once their eyes. The more they ate, the more it looked darkest parts of creation and God had poisoned them for their hubris.

And when they finally screamed? I hope it sounded like a choir of angels. The prettiest trumpets sounding the end of their existence and the celestial decay of their corporal forms. Their very souls unthreading.

Eeep!!! I love your stories so much! 💖✨I’m so inspired to draw this!

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Ooh, Charlie and Vaggi have been trying to have a baby for a while. Lots of spells, Charlie practicing her shape shifting, and disappointment. But they’re finally expecting and they’re worried because of how much trouble they’ve had, so they don’t tell anyone until they’re sure.

Adam and Lucifer on the other hand have an oops. Hell punished Adam by making him very fertile, but the pair had managed to avoid everything so far. Adam is a few months along before they do some quick math and realize something is wrong. But after talking about it, they consider it a happy thing. They just figured they were too old to really be family planning and were avoiding it to keep their lives simple, not because they were against kids.

Neither couple wanted to tell the other over text or such so they’ve been waiting until they could finally all get together again for a small family vacation.

Charlie and Lucifer hug and both have huge news they blurt out at the same time.

There’s an awkward moment of them going.

Lucifer/Charlie: Adam/Vaggi is pregnant! What? Vaggi/Adam is pregnant?!?

And there’s Vaggi and Adam, both about seven months pregnant, go, “you too, huh?”

Adam: I gotta piss, this kid is kicking me in the bladder.

Vaggi: yeah, I peed when we got here and I have to go again too, I’ll show you where they washrooms are.

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Adam: say dada!

Baby: bah!

Adam: come on. Say dada!

Baby: bah bah.

Adam: come on, you just said it. Say it for dada and the camera!

Baby blows spit bubbles.

Lucifer chuckling: she’s a little camera shy.

Adam: she was just saying it before you came in.

Baby: mama!

Lucifer laughing: you got that, right!? Send it to me!

Adam: nooo! Dada. Not mama. Dada.

Lucifer: aww, you’re her mama. Maybe she’ll call me dada.

Adam: fuck off! I found her egg! I’m dada. You can be mama.

Lucifer: then I’m her first word!

Adam: wait, no! She was looking at me! She loves me more! Come on baby, look at me and say mama!

Baby rolls over and tries to eat a rattle.

Lucifer: don’t worry, I’ll call you mama~.

Adam: the day I let you call me mama is the day that-

Lucifer interrupting: that you find a golden egg during extermination. Take it back to heaven where it starts to die so you bring it back to hell because it’s a demonic creature but the shell cracks and the dragon girl inside bonds with you as her parent and so you moved in with me to raise her?

Adam: … why does it sound like we’re in a rom-com?

Lucifer: it’s only a rom-com if you’ll finally admit that you’re into me.

Adam: that’ll never happen. Keep dreaming, shrimp.

Lucifer laughed and got up to leave: and I’ll be seeing you every night in my dreams and my bed when you crawl back into tonight looking to get lucky.

Adam: never happening again!

Adam flushed after Lucifer left and kept his eyes on the baby: you sleep with a guy one- three times, and he starts to think you’re into him. Watch out for that when you grow up.

Firstly, Lucifer is definitely training Baby to say mama. Secondly, Adam is deep in denial. But what else is new.

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

Vox would keep Adam hidden (for now). And it’s when Lucifer is captured that Vox shows him off.

“Tada! It’s your old pal, Adam!”

Harsh fluorescent lights turned on with heavy clunk and lit up the tank. A sickening dread curled around Lucifer’s heart at the sorry sight in front of him.

Mangled fins swept lifelessly across the glass bottom of the tank like tattered curtains. Sickly scales were peeling off the thin tail, red and sore flesh revealed underneath. Gaunt arms covered his face as his stringy mane of hair flowed around him.

“Come on Adam, I thought we got over your stage fright last time,” Vox waved around a remote and the mermaid flinched, lowering his shaking arms.

Adam.

Poor baby boy 😩

I know Vox would probably want to keep Adam for as long as he could, but the thought of him (I can’t remember of he breathes air? I think I saw that somewhere? Forgive me if I’m wrong lol) closing off anyway for Adam to exit the water to breathe is SICK.

Not only is Lucifer in pain and is struggling once Vox starts the weapon but as time goes on he has to watch Adam slowly start suffocating.

Yeah he breathes air, Hell’s punishment cuts deep for Adam especially. Also Vox isn’t threatening him with suffocation, its electrocution. But I didn’t make it clear so I understand the confusion.

I kinda want to draw mermaid Adam but like, tails are hard man.

Oh, I get you. I’m just dumb 😂

Poor Adam. I can’t help but wonder how his first were moments in Hell were like. I can picture him flopping around on the pavement lol

But then I’m sure he would have been panicking because he can’t move his legs like normal anymore. Maybe he could see where his knees were inside his tail and thought he was in some gross skin suit. Kinda like that Tusk movie.

It wouldn’t feel lime him, it looked wrong and moving on the concrete hurt like a bitch.

I’m not that mean! He respawns in some cannibal’s koi pond.

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

Vox would keep Adam hidden (for now). And it’s when Lucifer is captured that Vox shows him off.

“Tada! It’s your old pal, Adam!”

Harsh fluorescent lights turned on with heavy clunk and lit up the tank. A sickening dread curled around Lucifer’s heart at the sorry sight in front of him.

Mangled fins swept lifelessly across the glass bottom of the tank like tattered curtains. Sickly scales were peeling off the thin tail, red and sore flesh revealed underneath. Gaunt arms covered his face as his stringy mane of hair flowed around him.

“Come on Adam, I thought we got over your stage fright last time,” Vox waved around a remote and the mermaid flinched, lowering his shaking arms.

Adam.

Poor baby boy 😩

I know Vox would probably want to keep Adam for as long as he could, but the thought of him (I can’t remember of he breathes air? I think I saw that somewhere? Forgive me if I’m wrong lol) closing off anyway for Adam to exit the water to breathe is SICK.

Not only is Lucifer in pain and is struggling once Vox starts the weapon but as time goes on he has to watch Adam slowly start suffocating.

Yeah he breathes air, Hell’s punishment cuts deep for Adam especially. Also Vox isn’t threatening him with suffocation, its electrocution. But I didn’t make it clear so I understand the confusion.

I kinda want to draw mermaid Adam but like, tails are hard man.

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Lucifer: I asked you a question.

Adam: What are you even doing here? I was just about to fall asleep.

Lucifer: Sure, sure, that’s why you’re popping out eggs.

Adam huffed and turned away: Shut up.

Lucifer walked over: You know, there are 7 rings of Hell.

Adam: Meaning?

Luicfer: There’s another sin you haven’t had eggs for.~

Maybe the reason its Adam is because he’s so fecund and fertile, he’s a natural at reproducing. Maybe the sins are mad because his descendants are the ones lowering hellborn populations.

I fucking love eggpreg, need someone who isn’t me writing this.

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

Poor guy is just canon fodder at this point. Each Vee has a different use for him and none of them are nice.

Although he internally chuckles whenever Vox mentions kicking Alastor’s ass (he now knows who Alastor is, because how could he not at this point).

Although he gets a bit worried whenever Lucifer is mentioned. He’s very sure that if the Devil was to get his hands on him, he’d hurt him. Or make fun off him worse than what the Vee’s were. But he could also be his ticket to Heaven.

He’s very conflicted lol

I think Vox would let Val play out at least one of his scripts to get the guy off his back.

Oh, does Vox take Adam to the rally with him? Because otherwise I can see him trying to make an escape attempt, no matter how futile it may be, now that the Vees and their freaky shark are gone (go ahead Adam break the glass and fuckin flood their tower.)

But I can also totally see Vox taking his trophy with him, maybe in some kind of fancy container (not too large though!). Because it would be really akward to have Adam inside a goldfish bowl on wheels

Vox would keep Adam hidden (for now). And it’s when Lucifer is captured that Vox shows him off.

“Tada! It’s your old pal, Adam!”

Harsh fluorescent lights turned on with heavy clunk and lit up the tank. A sickening dread curled around Lucifer’s heart at the sorry sight in front of him.

Mangled fins swept lifelessly across the glass bottom of the tank like tattered curtains. Sickly scales were peeling off the thin tail, red and sore flesh revealed underneath. Gaunt arms covered his face as his stringy mane of hair flowed around him.

“Come on Adam, I thought we got over your stage fright last time,” Vox waved around a remote and the mermaid flinched, lowering his shaking arms.

Adam.

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Bottom Adam Week Day 7: Free Day/Oviposition

(Adam/Lute)


At the Exorcist HQ, Lute was waiting patiently by Adam’s office for her commanding officer to arrive. While the work day began quite early in the a.m hours, Adam often came in late due to his slacker nature. 

But when the clock struck noon and there was no sign of him, Lute began to get twitchy. This was unusual, as Adam always made an attempt to get into the office before Sera’s automated email came in asking if he’d clocked in. 

But just before Lute was about to pull the fire alarm, Adam came stumbling through the elevator.

Overcome with relief, Lute couldn’t help but exclaim, “Where the fuck were you!?”

“Calm your fucking tits, bitch. I just got here.” 

Adam’s mask betrayed nothing, but Lute knew him well enough by now to know that something was off. There was a pained shuffle in Adam’s gait, a wince in his shoulders, and he was trying to cradle his stomach stealthily but there was no subtlety in the man. 

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Absolutely wild that Adam would rather run out into the streets rather than trying to hide somewhere in the hotel (or behind someone like say Emily). Maybe he rightfully assumed Lute would pulverize anyone and anything in her way. Adam’s nervous chatting is so funny, keep digging that hole

Abel: Can you believe it? She’d rather fall than help us with the hotel!

Lute: I’ve put a baby into your dad

Abel: I thought that would happen sooner or later, but it still raises more questions than answers

Abel: Regardless (summons a pram with a gift basket inside) Congrats. Be careful about the foods some of them aren’t the freshest anymore

Lute: ….

Abel: You know what, I’ll take them out before dad eats them anyway

Lute: Sir, I’ve notified your son of our impending child, he sent you this.

Adam: Babe, you knocked me up, I think that means we’re on a first name basis here. *digging through the gift basket* Did he pack any beers in here?

Lute: Adam…

Adam: Oh, right.

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Just TWO more drawings and I can say I finished the week! It’s better late than never and I’ll be really proud of myself.

I’m plugging Satan into the Wing Kink day

And I might try to draw an angel… group meeting? Group “Bowling”? 👀

Or someone comforting Adam after the week I’ve put him through. 😩😂

I just don’t remember what all the angels looked like, so we’ll see how much trouble I wanna make for myself.

YEEESSS! We fucking got this!

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Body horror is my comfort blanket. It’s so fun! And the darker then better. 🩷💕

“As you can see, Miss Charlie, most of the cannibals did not respond well to the feast you bestowed unto them.” The corners of Alastor’s characteristic grin seemed a bit strained, winched just a tad too tightly.

Charlie stepped into the infirmary and her hands flew to her mouth to stifle a horrified gasp.

There were wings growing out of their mouths, fluttering with their hosts’ every wheezing breath. Approaching the bed of the cannibal closest to her, Charlie felt sick when she noticed the flecks of gold bleeding into the blacks of their eyes.

The cannibal let out a muffled gurgle and reached out for her with desperate swipes of their claws. The wretched noise grew into stifled wails as they clawed at their throat, thrashing their limbs with renewed agony.

Eyes bulging and leaking with tears, Charlie could only watch as delicate fingers crawled out between their lips, straining and stretching them to tear as a pair of arms wriggled their way free.

“Who would have guessed,” Alastor’s tapping footsteps were like the peals of the judgement bell as he sidled up to Charlie, “that biting rotten fruit would bring about such bitter ends.”

“I didn’t want this,” Charlie said numbly as the angelic arms twitched and flexed, much to the cannibal’s distress.

“Unfortunately, the freedom to choose your own path does not spare you from the consequences of said choices,” Alastor chuckled darkly. “After all, isn’t Hell just another of your parents’ consequences? Did they also not want this?”

Charlie buried her head in her trembling hands, begging, praying that this would all be nothing more than a nightmare.

“You surely know the old saying, dear girl. The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.”

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God, I want that so badly! Stupid work!

They’re definitely watching one of Adam’s corny action movies that he loves lol

Lucifer has a bowl of his favourite chocolates so nothing can ruin his mood lol

;-; I want that too ! …

Do we have a comfy Adamsapple weekend 🤔

We could have that!

Let’s do it 😩😩😩

i will not go as hard as i did (am currently doing) for last week 🫩

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Bottom Adam Week 2026! Day 6: BDSM/ Orgasm Denial

I like runny eyeliner 🖤

fuuuuuuck i love that he’s gagged 😩

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Yesss- give me more of this 😩

He would be so pissed off while everyone at the hotel will laugh at him- and Lucifer and Vaggi will treat him the same way he treats women- I need this so badly!

He breasts boobily down the stairs, one time he was going to fast and got slapped in the face by his own tits

Popr baby, that’s going to hurt 💀

Although he’d just decided to stay lying at the bottom of the stairs because his boobs are pretty hot, and it’s been a while since he’s had his face in a big ol pair.

Yeah, and if Lute ever joins him down in Hell, Adam is for sure gonna try to rest his rack on Lute’s head, only his titties are too big and he ends sandwiching Lute in his cleavage. Which she’s fine with. (am I going to far with this?)

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Yesss. I love your mermaid au so much- and yeah, one of my favourite tropes is the Vee’s getting to Adam first- so this ticks so many boxes for me 😩

Poor guy would be TERRIFIED. And he usually loves sharks! Just not this fucked up, lab monstrosity that keeps eyeing him up like he’s dinner. What makes it worse is he can hear Vox causally saying that he might as well just let Shock.wav eat him.

Of course, Vox doesn’t mean it, he just wants to scare the fuck out of Adam.

I wonder if they’d put on one of those mermaid shows, or maybe Velvette would pluck his scales and make a few dresses out of them.

Between dealing with the sinners and being stalked by the fucking shark, you know Adam didn’t have a good time. But I’d love to know ehat would have made him stop talking 👀

So Adam has several factors that make him useful in different ways. First, he beat Alastor, in public. Which means Vox can use him to one up Alastor, taunt him on live tv by flaunting Adam like a show dog. But that would undoubtedly draw Lucifer’s attention to the Vee’s, and maybe the devil would inform Heaven of Adam’s capture.

So he could be used as bait for either of them.

Second, Adam undoubtedly has information on Heaven that would be of great interest to Vox’s ambitions. The man did run the only military force Hell had ever seen, so there has to be things only he and the higher ups would know. 

Third, it’s Adam. The guy who has been terrorizing Hell for the last seven years. And he’s a sexy mermaid now. The amount of scripts Valentino has been spamming Vox’s inbox with nearly crashed the servers. It would be a huge power play to humiliate him in front of Hell, and no doubt there’s people willing to pay big bucks to get a front row seat.

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Yesss- give me more of this 😩

He would be so pissed off while everyone at the hotel will laugh at him- and Lucifer and Vaggi will treat him the same way he treats women- I need this so badly!

He breasts boobily down the stairs, one time he was going to fast and got slapped in the face by his own tits

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Uhhhhh like an au where Sera is real tired of Adam’s promiscuous behaviour because its a bad look for the virtuous father of humanity to be the town bicycle and she’s forcing him to get married.

Out of spite Adam declares that he will only get married to Lucifer, which Sera does not approve of, so Adam sets up a meeting with Lucifer to trick him into marriage.

Two ways this goes:

1. Lucifer shows up and due to not reading the bullshit Adam’s making him sign, he ends up legally married to Adam.

2. Satan shows up because Lucifer really did not want to attend the meeting and ends up married to Adam because he wants to stick it to Lucifer.

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Highly beloved mutuals will not only be fucked but also made love to

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Valentine’s Day Gift 🍎🎸💖✨


Aahhhhh, this is way too late!!! I was supposed to post this on time, but I spent all of February playing Deltarune 😭😭

Sorry 🥹👉👈

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Damn babe

How Lucifer seduces Adam, how his bags under his eyes attract the eye

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For the funnies

This is fucking hilarious 😂

i wonder if this is awakening anything within present!Lucifer

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Drew this some while ago, even before my Lucifer redesign. Tried to remember how to draw my sinner Adam. It wasn’t all too successful, so i didn’t draw anything since xd

Full undercut with translations lol

Tw: nudity, no explition though

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Adamsapple Eden

Adam: *not pregnant*

Lucifer:

Adam: *pregnant*

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Bottom Adam Week Day 7: Free Day/Oviposition

(Adam/Lute)


At the Exorcist HQ, Lute was waiting patiently by Adam’s office for her commanding officer to arrive. While the work day began quite early in the a.m hours, Adam often came in late due to his slacker nature. 

But when the clock struck noon and there was no sign of him, Lute began to get twitchy. This was unusual, as Adam always made an attempt to get into the office before Sera’s automated email came in asking if he’d clocked in. 

But just before Lute was about to pull the fire alarm, Adam came stumbling through the elevator.

Overcome with relief, Lute couldn’t help but exclaim, “Where the fuck were you!?”

“Calm your fucking tits, bitch. I just got here.” 

Adam’s mask betrayed nothing, but Lute knew him well enough by now to know that something was off. There was a pained shuffle in Adam’s gait, a wince in his shoulders, and he was trying to cradle his stomach stealthily but there was no subtlety in the man. 

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With a grunt, Adam pushed open the doors to his office, and the doors closed behind her with a resounding bang as Lute watched him make his way to his grand desk with effort. The chair creaked under his weight as he flopped onto it with a relieved groan.

“Sir,” Lute began, exasperation lacing her words, “did you try to beat the Horn of Armageddon challenge at the Spice Shack again?”

“No,” Adam moaned, clutching his stomach. “Wasn’t anything I ate.”

Concerned, Lute stepped closer to assess his condition. It was obvious from the way Adam was hunched over that something in his belly was weighing him down. 

“Don’t,” Adam tried to wave her away, but Lute slapped his hand away and pressed her hand to his stomach. 

It was oddly firm, even through the robe Lute could tell that there was a denseness that wasn’t there before. Then, something underneath the skin moved and Lute’s hand shot back as though it had been burnt. 

“Sir?!” 

Adam covered his face and tried to shrink in on himself, his wings spreading around himself protectively. 

Lute sighed and deftly removed her helmet. Clearly Adam knew what was going on and was being insecure about it. 

She grabbed him by the collar and stared him down until he cracked.

“Okay okay! Jeez, you’re such a moody bitch today,” Adam scratched the back of his neck nervously. “So I took this wasp looking chick back to my place last night, and the bitch laid her freaky wasp eggs in me! And like, they were kinda small going in, but when I woke up this morning I looked like this!”

Adam gestured to his distended belly. 

“I look fucking pregnant!” he clutched his head in despair.

Lute’s heartbeat quickened, thundering in her chest as the image of her commander swollen with child entered her mind. She fought the urge to rub her legs together in arousal as her brain conjured up more scenarios with Adam nursing an infant that had her eyes. 

“But also, it kinda fucking hurts and I don’t really want to go to Raphael for something like this.”

With a shuddery inhale, Lute steeled herself. “Sir, let me help.”

It took a bit of coaxing to get Adam to take off his robes and mask, but eventually Lute got him to spread eagle on the desk.

Lute ran her fingers over his taut belly, feeling the muscles underneath flutter at her touch. Warmth spread across her face as Lute imagined her own children inside of Adam, instead of some other bitch’s wretched brood. 

Adam was blushing fiercely, his face painted in golden hues. His eyes watered as another contraction hit. 

“Lute… you said you were gonna help,” he whined pitifully, lower lip trembling.

Swiftly lubing up her hand, Lute crouched between her commander’s thick thighs and swallowed. Below an impressive pair of balls Adam’s pink hole twitched enticingly. Her tongue darted out to wet her lips and Lute pressed her thumb into the tempting heat. 

Adam jerked at the touch, wings flaring out before a few gentle caresses to his leg calmed him down.

“It’s alright, Sir. I’ve got you,” reassured Lute.

His feathers unruffled and Adam relaxed enough for Lute to push her thumb fully inside. She cursed under her breath as Adam’s greedy hole swallowed around her, warm and slick.

Gently she tucked the rest of her slim fingers inside, taking care to stop whenever Adam tensed up.

The way his walls clenched around her fingers, trying to pull her in deeper was utterly intoxicating. A strange feeling surged within Lute as she carefully watched Adam’s face, observing how his expression pinched when she scissored her fingers inside him. 

He was enjoying it.

Lute was enjoying it. 

Spurred on by the knowledge that Adam was getting off on her hand penetrating him, Lute brought her fingers together into a fist and sheathed herself up to her wrist. And twisted. 

Adam’s jaw dropped as he looked down and saw the vague outline of Lute fucking her petite fist in and out of his ass. The slide of her knuckles against his walls felt so fucking good for some reason and the ugly insecure part of Adam wanted to buck away from her, to deny himself the pleasure of getting turned on by being fisted. 

Instead he tossed his head back and moaned pitifully. It felt so good and it was so hard to think straight. Adam’s cock twitched and jumped as it grew to full hardness, his balls aching with the need to cum with every pump of Lute’s fist. 

“Lute… hah… it feels… full,” panted Adam, his swollen belly heaving with his deep breaths. 

Lute’s wings shot up and she gritted her teeth as her pussy clenched and slick dampened her panties. Focus. 

Adam let out a gasp as the something shifted in the mass of eggs in his belly. The pressure was increasing, his stomach muscles squeezing against the hard swell of his guts. Adam whined and squirmed on the desk, panting harder as his fingers scratched insistently against the ornate finish. 

“They’re coming!” 

Biting back a curse, Lute twisted her fist out of her commander’s considerably loosened hole, watching the flushed rim gape weakly with an unexpected sense of pride. 

Wiping off the lube on her arm, Lute turned her attention to Adam, who was currently hyperventilating and spreading his legs wider to accommodate the eggs.

And yet despite his panic, his cock was still hard. Lute tried to ignore how the engorged head twitched and dribbled, drooling precome over his foreskin and down the lengthy shaft. 

A harsh shudder rolled through Adam’s body and jolted Lute out of her impromptu reverie. Instantly she was flooded with guilt, her poor Adam was suffering and she was letting herself get distracted instead of relieving his pain. 

Lute placed her hands on Adam’s belly, feeling the eggs jostling under her palms as the muscles contracted in quick spasms. His breaths were shallow and rapid, and Lute knew that Adam was scared. What would she do if he was giving birth to her eggs?

“You’re doing good, you’re doing so good,” Lute peppered him with praise as she massaged his tight belly. “You’re so wonderful and amazing, so handsome and perfect.”

“I– I am?” Adam’s voice was spacey and a quick look at his face showed Lute that his unfocused eyes were looking at her expectantly for guidance. 

It was like getting struck by lightning, and it felt so unfair the way Adam looked at Lute like a lost puppy. Something in her core tightened, she was unbearably wet right now. 

“Yes, you are.” Lute dug the pads of her fingers into the firm mass of eggs, feeling them move as Adam’s eyes rolled back and he keened. Ducking her head down, Lute could see a dull white egg crowning out of his hole. 

Gasping, Adam’s toes curled and tears fell from his lashes as he pushed the egg free, cum spraying from his untouched cock as it rolled out. His release decorated the underside of his belly and his thighs, Lute being forthwith enough to shield herself with her arms. 

“Good job, Adam, that’s one.” Lute spoke to him softly, wiping the cum off her arms. Whimpering, Adam drew his shaking legs in closer and shook his head. 

“No, don’t wanna do anymore,” he said with his lips drawn in a pout.

Lute ran her fingers through his hair and Adam melted under her touch with a heady blush. “Don’t you want to be my good boy.”

“Yes! I wanna be a good boy.” His words came out slurred and thick, but his voice was earnest in his declaration.

“Then we keep going, can you be a good boy and keep pushing?” Patting Adam’s head soothingly, Lute gave him a tender look. 

Adam whined and his lower lip trembled, but he nodded and spread his legs again. 

“Good boy, that’s my good boy,” in the heat of the moment, Lute pressed a kiss to his forehead. She jerked back when she realized what she had done, but Adam seemed too focused on laying his eggs to notice. 

Another egg dropped from his stomach, moving through his guts and setting Adam’s nerves on fire as it stretched him open wide. Adam swallowed loosely and arched his back the best he could in his condition. His lips were shiny with drool and his dazed expression tightened as it plopped out of his gaping ass. 

Lute continued to shower Adam with compliments and praise with every egg that passed through his hole, holding him down when the pleasure got too much and he thrashed uncontrollably on the desk.

“Luuuuute, hic, its too much,” Adam cried, wailing as his spent cock twitched and spat up the remnants of what was left in his balls. Lute pressed down on his stomach and he choked on his spit as the last egg squeezed out of him.

“Shhh, it’s okay sir, I’ve got you.” Lute whispered, wiping away the sweat on his brow. Adam looked at her fuzzily and slowly closed his eyes as his shaking legs finally gave out and collapsed.

Lute brushed her lips against his warm cheek, wishing that she had the balls to confess her feelings for him. At least she would always have this memory to rub off to late at night.

“–and we’re so happy you’ve decided to officially support the Hazbin Hotel—”

That damned devil spawn never stopped talking, her inane chatter grating on Lute’s ears. The fact that she even had to maintain an air of civility among the freaks that took everything from her was abhorrent. 

Abel and Emily seemed all too happy to play nice with the filthy sinners milling around the hotel, offering polite smiles and friendly shakes of the head when asked if they wanted to touch someone’s parts. Disgusting.

Lute wanted to throw up. Adam was dead and no one cared. His murderers stood right in front of her and the fact that they continued to breathe made her sick.

Keeping her active bitch face squarely in place, Lute scanned the throng of sinners and imagined their heads on pikes. And then someone familiar stood out to her.

Her heart dropped and time seemed freeze. It was Adam. 

He looked… different, but there was no mistaking it. Even with the charcoal skin and white hair, Lute knew that face anywhere. 

Adam clearly noticed her looking at him, because he started running.

A powerful gust threw sinners and angels alike to the ground as Lute spread her wings and tore after him like a bat from Hell. Adam ducked and wove through the alleys of Pentagram City with terror etched on his face, Lute darting in close on his heels, locked in on her target. 

“Fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-AACkk,” Adam didn’t even have time to scream when familiar hands grabbed hold of him with tremendous strength and carried him off. 

Gasping for breath, Adam squealed as he dangled in his former lieutenant’s arms. 

“Ha ha, hey Lute, bet you weren’t expecting to see me again huh.” Laughing nervously, Adam’s stomach flip flopped as the ground got further and further away. 

Lute said nothing, her expression stony and unchanged, but her arms tightened around her squirming prize as she flew into the top floor of the embassy.

An “oof” left Adam as his body hit the bed, the heavy layer of dust on the duvet exploding into the air. Hacking and coughing into his fist as the cloud of dust settled, Adam watched Lute stare at him through the corner of his sulfur eyes. 

“Cough cough, is that a new arm I see?” Adam put on his most charming smile through his sniffles. He scurried backwards on the bed as Lute advanced on him, the talons on her golden arm slicing through the duvet as she crawled forward.

“Looks really cool Dangertits, err, Lute. I’m digging it,” awkwardly Adam brought his thumbs up as he backed into the wall. 

Lute’s prosthetic hand pounded into the backboard and Adam’s blood ran cold. 

“….I thought I’d lost you.”

The words came out low and mournful, the first time Adam had heard her speak since Extermination day. Her eyes looked down at him, creased in despair.

“But I’ve found you again.”

There was a hideous cracking sound as spiralling black horns broke out of her skull, golden ichor running down Lute’s unmoving face. Adam’s hands flew to his mouth in shock, heart jumping as the feathers in her wings darkened to pitch. 

“And this time, I’ll finish what I’ve started.”

The whites of her eyes bled into red and Lute’s other hand became charred and tipped with claws. Adam yelped as she ripped off his jeans with a heady growl. 

Lute gripped Adam’s chubby thighs and pushed them up against his chest, squeezing the plump flesh possessively. Even in this form, Adam was still incredibly sexy, his lips parted and breath coming out in quick bursts as she lined her leaking ovipositor up with the twitching rim of his hole.

“Just sit back sir, I’ve got you.”

Adam took to motherhood surprisingly well. While Lute spent the days carving out their territory and slaughtering those who crossed their borders, Adam tended to the home and nurtured their children. And even though Hell would never be Heaven, it was close enough.