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more-things-in-heaven-hell
more-things-in-heaven-hell
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zomgcats
zomgcats

Lolcat

2008

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maraune
maraune

I accidentally ghosted my bestie and now i am scared of calling herrrr

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quinntessentialquixotic
quinntessentialquixotic

Ts makes me giggle.


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m0thmurmur
m0thmurmur

Any suggestions on a dry herb vaporizer or a portable dab rig that heats up by itself without a stupid torch that’s great for apartment life?

I’m dying not being able to smoke 😭😭😭

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dove-like-the-bird
dove-like-the-bird

Pretend I asked you if you’d rather be bitten by a vampire (not getting turned, instant heal visibly but it still hurts) or a toddler (bites very hard, also instant heal visibly but it still hurts).

Would you presume that you are allowed to shag the vampire? And if so, how many restrictions until you’d accept that you can’t shag it?

Yes, full stop, no exceptions (if it’s just teeth then it can just eat me out)

Yes, after I’m told I can’t, I’ll give up

Yes, after it disappears the instant it bites me, I’ll give up

Yes, after I’m told it bites super quickly then leaves, I’ll give up

Yes, after I’m told it’s literally just a pair of teeth, I’ll give up

No

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ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain
ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain

I’m not buying anymore Sims packs!

*Get To Work is on sale*

I’ll buy one more-

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therealtimothydrake
therealtimothydrake

I wwas complaining that it was getting hot bc it was 70°F THIS MORNING, and I look out the window and its snowing?? I hate the weather in Virginia

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robot-roadtrip-rants
robot-roadtrip-rants

for the past week or so i’ve had “Hellfire” stuck in my head. i haven’t even seen the hunchback of note dame

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groggygrimalkin
groggygrimalkin

How tf do you draw cans

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aliceisdope
aliceisdope

No one told me just how exhausted you’d be in your first trimester; and the craaaaamps 🫩

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bbyxdarlins
bbyxdarlins

oh no big deal just trying not to move as a bee landed on my thigh yeah no biggie chat

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p0ppys33dmuff1n
p0ppys33dmuff1n

Keels over dead

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lilithmoons07
lilithmoons07

Im stressi spaghetti fr fr

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denhams-lilliesofthefield
denhams-lilliesofthefield

hatred hatred hatred hatred

WHY can I not see people’s archives if they don’t have a web address for their blog???????

There is Literally NOTHING TO HIDE

I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW FREQUENTLY PEOPLE POST B4 I FOLLOW THEM BC MY DASH IS SO FULL

IS THAT SO MUCH TO FREAKING ASK TUMBLR

hate hate :(((((((((((((((((((((((((

The archives are a sacred treasury of knowledge that tumblr is witholding from us– they want to burn it down like Alexandria

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denhams-lilliesofthefield
denhams-lilliesofthefield

1,755 drafts on my blog, 1,755 drafts!

Tag one down, finally post it, 1754 drafts on my blog!

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sd-may
sd-may

Never listen to “Goodbye to a world” by Porter Robinson if your playing/ thinking of/ creating a scene of a character your attatched to slowly dieing in your head. You will ugly cry. Hard. My eyes burn TT


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millipedish
millipedish

I’ve finally given in to the awful man

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l3m0n-b0y
l3m0n-b0y

Another morning, another coffee, more inappropriate feelings in my gut.

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blingtv
blingtv

shld i redo my personal musings blog or just keep everything on here 🦧