
when you hear the Maharal at the door but you forgot to sweep up all the dust bunnies

when you hear the Maharal at the door but you forgot to sweep up all the dust bunnies

Dear Golem
People are suffering
I am suffering
My empathy is cursed
Can you not feel it too
When Shall you wake
to give People Justice
that they so yearn For
Oh! Golem I beseech you
Oh! may truth finally wake
your People need to see truth
as the world does
we desperately need you truth
Please return to us
Bar our city From invaders
Protect us truth


Which Edition of D&D had the best design/artwork of a Brass Golem?
Second Edition
Third Edition
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Which Edition of D&D had the best design/artwork of a Brain Golem?
Second Edition
Third Edition
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Which Edition of D&D had the best design/artwork of a Bone Golem?
First Edition
Second Edition
Third Edition (Neverwinter Nights)
Fourth Edition (Neverwinter)
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0076: Golem
Megaton Pokemon
Rock/Ground

0076A: Alolan Golem
Megaton Pokemon
Rock/Electric

If Golem aka Bruno (Dispatch) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?
House Targaryen
House Stark
House Lannister
House Baratheon
House Greyjoy
House Tully
House Arryn
House Martell
House Tyrell
See ResultsWays to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:
[[MORE]]If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)
They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.
You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.
You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.
Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.

would you guys be interested in comics of my girl zoey on random jobs?
I’ve seldom met a golem before this one, a construct made of stone or dirt and animated by magic have their uses within Drakespire, their strength is admirable, and they may be constructed out of simple materials. However, I have never seen one act as this one did, searching through books to find an interesting poem. An even stranger reaction was summoned from Jax, who recited some kind of nonsensical lyrical poem from heart. We had fought so recently, he accused me of living a cushioned life, I accused him of being a hypocrite. I would think he did not care for important things such as culture or art, though he did surprise me.
i feel like golem doesn’t get enough appreciation. he’s very chill and it’s lowkey cute how happy he gets in the bar scene when malevola drops a guy in front of him