Far beyond the mist of Northlands,
Where the lakes lie vast and silent,
Lay the land of roaring waters,
Valley deep and hills forbidding.
There did Oskari, valiant vintner,
Turn the stone and tame the forest,
Planted vine where frost had slumbered,
Warmed the roots with fire and labour.
“Laugh they did in far Ontario,
Mocked they did in old Niagara,
‘Fool, who grows the grape in winter?
Frost shall eat your harvest early!’”
Yet the vines took root and prospered,
Softened by the sun of springtime,
Bore the fruit like red Aurora,
Draped in gold approached the autumn.
Oskari of vine and valley,
Tilled his land with steady labour,
Pressed the grapes and sang the stories,
Passed on down from old Suomi.
Then one spring the winds grew silent,
Came no song of finch nor swallow,
Only whirr of restless hunger,
Wings that darkened all the heavens.
Hoppers leapt and gnawed the tendrils,
Stripped the vines till roots lay naked,
Not a leaf to shade the berries,
Not a branch to hold the bounty.
Oskari wept, his hands hung helpless,
Raised his voice in lamentation,
"Lo, the curse of dark Louhitar!
Pest of Northland, bane of plenty!”
Then upon the hill there sounded,
Soft as waves on silent waters,
Pluck of string of the kantele,
Winding like the dawn through vineyard.
Tall he stood, with eyes like sunlight,
Cloak of green and voice of thunder,
“Saint I am, and Urho called me,
Grasshoppers my foes of old!”
Strings did ring and notes resounding,
Urho sang with voice unyielding,
“Shoo! Away, ye beasts of famine,
Take cursed wings to other pastures!”
Hoppers fled with raising terror,
Blown upon the northern tempest,
Scattered far to lands unyielding,
Never more to mar the harvest.
Thus the vines in joy did blossom,
Suckled by the earth and sunlight,
And Oskari knelt in wonder,
At the saint with kantele singing.
Happy St Urho’s Day, O best beloved!
Born from Finnish-American wit in the 1950s, Saint Urho’s Day (March 16th) honours a saint who banished the grasshoppers and saved the famous Finnish vineyards. The Finnish communitiy’s tongue-in-cheek answer to St. Patrick, Urho’s tale grew into its own legend, celebrated across Minnesota, Ontario, and beyond.