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artemisadore
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be my mirror, my sword and shield, chapter nine: coming tomorrow, march 8, 2026


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As has become habit, they leave the dining room with Edwin planning out every moment of their day and Thomas interjecting his amused opinions. Charles trails at their heels, wondering whether it’s the sort of excursion that he has an invitation to, or whether he should excuse himself to go drown his imagination in the nearest body of water.

Unusually, Thomas stops Edwin before he can get too far into their schedule. “I’m sorry, sweetheart, but I have to abandon you for work today.”

Edwin purses his lips. “Honestly, Thomas, on our last day?”

“I know, I know; I am all that is cruelty. But it’s because it’s the last day! I have to visit the temple and attend to some personal matters before we leave, and you, kiciu, have been a very cute distraction from my duties.”

“Except the marital ones,” Charles mutters, disguising it with a cough and blinking innocently when they glance back at him. “Loads of dust in here, innit?”

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be my mirror, my sword and shield, chapter eight: coming tomorrow, march 1, 2026


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“I must say, Thomas,” Esther murmurs, “that you have done remarkably well for me, despite the odds. Which is why I’m prepared to offer you a gift.”

The Cat King cannot help but preen under her praise, no matter how sick the reflex makes him. “A gift?” he asks lightly. Thomas’ last gift from Esther had been a hostage bridegroom, and he struggles to see how even the goddess herself could top that one.

“A trip,” she trills, “to your homeland.”

And is that not just a punch to the fucking gut?

“I think you and Prince Edwin could use a little alone time,” Esther continues breezily. “Let him see where the Cat King played as a cub.”

Thomas knows that they must discuss logistics for the trip somewhere between insincere worship and thinly-veiled threats, even though he mentally retreats into himself for shelter. The scars the sacking of Catting left on his soul are still far too tender not to.

But as Thomas finally makes his leave after a time roughly the length between bell tolls, Queen Esther bestows him with one parting instruction. “Oh, and Thomas? Do say hello to your people for me.”

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cateyedfox36

Pet adventures.

Ghostcat was sitting in the kitchen looking just desolate. I realized the piece of packing paper shed been playing with had fallen down the stair and her paper bag was under Bailey Dog’s best friend Geiffry the giraffe skin (not organic). So I rescued both, crinkled the paper up good and suddenly Ghostcat is playing and hiding under the paper happy as can be

Meanwhile Bailey has been being a real brat lately, pestering me in the fancy chair for days. I looked under it, around it, no treat ball, no squeaky ball, nothing.

So this morning I physically moved the chair to SHOW Bailey there’s no fucking toy under there and to please find her treat ball!

It was under the chair. Of course it was. Bailey grabbed it and pranced around, throwing the ball up so the treats would fall out.

On top of the paper, where Ghostcat, who is in LOVE with Bailey, was hiding so she could admire Bailey.

So suddenly Bailey is bearing down on teeny tiny Ghostcat and zoom! GHOST is safe, the paper is very crinkled and Bailey is drunk with treats.

Its a wild fuckinh morning guys.

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tumblerislovetumblerislife

be my mirror, my sword and shield chapter 3 preview, coming tomorrow, 25/01/2026!

“Well, hello, there.”

It’s the voice Charles only uses for animals and small children. Edwin turns to see a large, fluffy orange cat weaving its way towards them. It seems a bit unsteady on its feet, Edwin notices, and has a long scratch on its cheek, as if it’s gotten in a fight with another cat. It rubs itself against Edwin’s boots and when he doesn’t bend to pet it, it moves on to Charles, who crouches down to scratch it behind the ears.

“Look at this handsome lad,” Charles says warmly. “You know you’re a handsome lad, don’t you?”

The cat seems to be enjoying the ministrations of Charles’s deft fingers tremendously, given the purring. Edwin experiences a moment of fellow feeling for the creature.

“He must belong to the gardeners,” Edwin says.

“Do you belong to the gardeners?” Charles asks the cat. “Your job to keep away all the mice? You’re doing a brilliant job. I haven’t seen a single mouse, have I?”

Edwin’s stomach feels warm and fluttery at the sight. Charles is always so gentle with delicate things. “I would expect there to be more cats in residence, given that the Cat King lives here.”

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be my mirror, my sword and shield

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Prince Edwin Payne of Hilarion, accompanied by his first knight and childhood best friend Sir Charles Rowland, travels to the kingdom of Townsend to secure the peace treaty between the two nations. Upon arrival, he is told that he is to be wed to the infamous Cat King, Thomas Kitt of Catting, the man who notoriously betrayed his kingdom to pledge his loyalty to the Witch Queen, Esther Finch.

However, Edwin and Charles quickly learn that not all is as it seems in Townsend, especially when it comes to the Cat King. In fact, if any of them plan to survive this marriage unscathed, they must all learn to trust one another — both with their lives and with their hearts.

Words: 12305, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

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Ghost cat on the phone with my boss: momma cant come to school today. Shes gonna stay home and paint and watch cat videos and cuddle me and read her book all at once. Yeah. No the world is burning an shes fighting off anxiety attacks like a champ. Nope. Maybe not ever. Ok bye!“


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Coming to AO3 on Sunday, 11/01/2026:

be my mirror, my sword and shield by @artemisadore, @ghostinthelibrarywrites, and @tumblerislovetumblerislife!

Summary: Prince Edwin Payne of Hilarion, accompanied by his first knight and childhood best friend Sir Charles Rowland, travels to the kingdom of Townsend to secure the peace treaty between the two nations. Upon arrival, he is told that he is to be wed to the infamous Cat King, Thomas Kitt of Catting, the man who notoriously betrayed his kingdom to pledge his loyalty to the Witch Queen, Esther Finch; however, Edwin and Charles quickly learn that not at all is as it seems in Townsend, especially when it comes to the Cat King. In fact, if any of them plan to survive this marriage unscathed, they must all learn to trust one another — both with their lives and with their hearts.

(graphics by the amazing @artemisadore!)

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kai-art

Happy late holidays from the Dead boy and cat detectives agency!

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ghostinthelibrarywrites
ghostinthelibrarywrites

Coming to AO3 on Sunday, 1/11/26:

be my mirror, my sword and shield by @artemisadore, @ghostinthelibrarywrites, and @tumblerislovetumblerislife!

Summary: Prince Edwin Payne of Hilarion, accompanied by his first knight and childhood best friend Sir Charles Rowland, travels to the kingdom of Townsend to secure the peace treaty between the two nations. Upon arrival, he is told that he is to be wed to the infamous Cat King, Thomas Kitt of Catting, the man who notoriously betrayed his kingdom to pledge his loyalty to the Witch Queen, Esther Finch; however, Edwin and Charles quickly learn that not at all is as it seems in Townsend, especially when it comes to the Cat King. In fact, if any of them plan to survive this marriage unscathed, they must all learn to trust one another — both with their lives and with their hearts.

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He knows what the Cat King and Queen Esther surely expected of him tonight, that Edwin would come to his wedding night the trembling virgin sacrifice, suffering stoically in the name of the treaty. Perhaps that’s what a dutiful prince of Hilarion would do, offer up his body for the good of his family and his kingdom. It’s what Edwin was planning to do—as so far as he’s been able to plan anything about this ordeal.

But Edwin has tried so very hard to be the prince that his family expects him to be. In seven years, he hasn’t stepped a single toe out of line. Because he learned what happened when he failed, first from Charles’s blue lips and battered face, and later from his own broken fingers and burned arms in a fortress far from home. Edwin has done everything right and he’s still ended up here, cast away as easily as the shipment of grain that came with him. He imagines his father lost more sleep about giving up the grain.

He doesn’t know what happens after tonight. He still doesn’t know if there is an after tonight for him. But if the Cat King is offering pleasure, then pleasure Edwin will take.

(Moodboard by the wonderful @artemisadore!)

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Ghostcat worked very hard to get this nasty dog towel in the correct place so she could sleep on it.

Including dropping it into the cat box and make me pick it up for her.

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madnessiseverything
madnessiseverything

hehehhehehe i LOVE the enthusiasm :3 figure i’d also link you to the other ask where i wrote some of this earlier today <3 but now, for more shenanigans of Them (NSFW-ish, once again don’t think we’re in E territory yet, steady on M for this snippet)

“Thomas.”

“Ugh, fine.” Thomas reaches down and, rather than simply dragging his fingers over Charles’s mouth like Edwin expects, he flashes his claws and scratches.

Charles gasps. The bright line disappears. Edwin has the sudden urge to put space between himself and the other two, to disrupt the hypnotic magic of this moment and let Charles breathe. But Thomas has yet to stop slowly grinding into Edwin’s back, and Charles is not getting up.

Charles is not getting up.

“Charles?”

Charles lets out a shaky hum. “Yeah, mate?”

Edwin pushes past the absolute ridiculousness of the term in a moment like this. “Are you okay?”

It takes Charles a moment, his tongue flicking out to wet his lips and drawing Edwin’s attention far too easily. “I am.”

Edwin tries to look closer, tries to find anything that might give him further insight into Charles’s curious state of mind. After Port Townsend, he’s tried his best to keep an eye out for any hints of Charles saying what he might think others would like to hear rather than his own truth.

What he finds is Charles, hazy-eyed and flushed, his hands twitching on the floor between his knees; a mouth that won’t stay shut, letting soft little noises slip out into the air again and again. Charles does not move.

(make me write)

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dearheartdont
dearheartdont

For the WIP Ask Game

@tumblerislovetumblerislife you asked about Frank Matter and Frank in tags, so here you go!

‘Frank’ and 'Frank Matter’ are completely unrelated.

For smutty reasons I’ll talk about 'Frank Matter’ first and then pop discussion of 'Frank’ under a read more.

'Frank Matter’ is a Payneland AU mash up of Frankenstein and Michelle Paver’s Dark Matter.

WW1 veteran Charles joins an American-funded polar science expedition as their radio specialist. His companions are Monty, Thomas and Simon.

After arriving in Svalbard (top of Norway, in the Arctic circle) the team start their experiments.

Due to an unfortunate series of events - an accident that disturbs the ice while they are drilling - the rest of the expedition need to take an injured Thomas back to civilisation.

If they all leave it is unlikely conditions will allow them to return before spring and all their research so far will be for nothing. Charles, who has been assisting the scientists and is the only person able to use the radio agrees to stay. All alone. All winter. (This all ripped off from Dark Matter by Michelle Paver.)

He is alone, but doesn’t feel like it. Sometimes he’s sure he sees a face at the tiny window of his hut, or prints in the snow he hasn’t made.

One day he returns to his hut after doing his checks and there’s a fish on the table. More gifts follow. Until one night, in the middle of a blizzard, there is a knock on the door of the hut.

Enter Creature Edwin who has been frozen in the ice until the incident that lead to Thomas’ injury freed him.

At the moment this WIP is actually a load of notes because I feel like it needs to be epistolatory and although I love that kind of fiction I’ve never written it before.

Onto 'Frank’. Which is Ghostcat and based on some erotic fiction that Edwin may have come across at St Hilarion’s. Basically it’s Edwin writing wish-fulfilment smut.

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Charles arrives back at the office to find Thomas in residence, sprawled over their new larger sofa, reading something intently. Thomas has a soft spot for smutty novels and will happily read them in company, reading out particularly terrible or, in his opinion, sexy passages out loud. So, it’s a surprise when he tries to hide what he’s reading and won’t tell Charles.

Which is interesting because Thomas is half-hard under his kilt and flushed.

They talk about how long Thomas has been waiting in the office, all alone and how lonely he is and where’s Edwin? (Edwin is still over at Niko and Crystal’s flat watching something with Niko.)

Charles says Edwin will be back soon and offers to make the time go a bit faster with an eyebrow wiggle. (Even with two people to practice on, Charles flirting is still terrible.)

Charles crawls into Thomas’s lap. (Yeah, he’s definitely hard). Charles kisses Thomas and when he’s nice and distracted Charles grabs the book from where Thomas has shoved it down the sofa.

A wrestle ensues, but Charles comes out on top. (Thomas is a lover not a fighter.)

It’s not a novel, it’s a notebook. Inside, Charles notes Edwin’s familiar handwriting.

“It wasn’t locked away,” Thomas says.

“But you were reading it any way, knowing it was Edwin’s.”

“I didn’t know at first. And then I did. But I couldn’t stop.”

“Why?”

“It was hot.”

“Hot?” Charles asks.

“Edwin wrote porn.”

“Fuck off.”

“It is. Want me to read it to you and prove it?”

They shouldn’t. It’s bad enough that Thomas has read it. But if Thomas has, why shouldn’t he know too. And Charles loves being read to.

“Read it to me,” Charles says.

[Cut to a pastiche of late Victorian/Edwardian erotic novels. The plot is based on Frank and I, a study of flagellation in England, an early Edwardian erotic novel. The Frank of the title is a girl who conceals her identity and is taken in by a young aristocrat.]

Edward [obviously a stand in for Edwin] runs away from his boarding school at age 17 for unspecified reasons and is taken in by a slightly older rich American ex-pat.

Theodore [it’s Thomas, of course it’s Thomas], is brash and louche but so kind Edward can’t help but like him. After a short time Edward leans, that like him, Edward is attracted to men. But unlike Edward –except for one terrible mistake – Theodore acts on that attraction with other men.

Edward becomes jealous. He knows that Theodore is attracted to him, but Theodore never acts on it.

Edward decides to seduce Montgomery [it’s porn, the reasons are not really sound], a 'friend’ of Theodore’s in the hopes of getting caught.

Theodore finds Edward in the parlour, Monty’s pretty, sweet mouth [that Edward imagines is Theodore’s or perhaps … no, best not to think of Him] round his cock.

Thomas sends Montgomery away. He takes Edward to his room and berates Edward off for taking such a stupid risk where any of the servants could have caught them

“The servants were in bed. It is only you who keeps such late hours,” Edwin says.

“You did this to make me jealous. Because you wanted to have Montgomery?”

Edward will not say.

“You are under my roof. You must abide by my rules,” Theodore says.

Edward replies, “No fucking in the parlour. Is that the rule? Or no fucking in this house unless it’s you doing it? You are not my father, nor my teacher, you are barely older than I am.”

Theodore: “And how would your teachers have punished you for this behaviour?”

[Interjection: Thomas pointing out that Edwin has written Thomas here instead of Theodore and scratched it out.]

“Six of the best.”

“Very well then,” Theodore says. “Trousers down, hands on the bed.”

Edward smiles.

Edward takes down his trousers, widens his stance and bares himself to Theodore’s gaze. He hears an inhale of breath.

Then the hits begin.

The tap of a cane against his bared skin so Theodore can take aim first. Edward flinches. “Get on with it.”

Each hit a bright spark against his skin, pleasure and pain admixing until Edward’s shaking arms give way and he ends sobbing into the crook of his elbow.

When Theodore finishes, he presses his cool hands against the raw heat of Edward’s caned arse, a welcome relief that Edward cannot help but press back into.

Theodore’s  fingers wander, trail the cleft of Edward’s arse. He feels the slickness of oil when a finger dips to rub across Edward’s hole.

“You plotted this. All of this,”  Theodore says, voice half accusation-half wonder. “Did you bring yourself off imagining this?”

Edward had many times. Fingers inside himself in his lonely bedroom, imagining they belongs to someone else.

“I have, ” Edward says.

“Well, it would be a shame to put such forward thinking to waste.”

[Interjection: Thomas saying that this must have been after Edwin and Thomas first fucked because the description of Theodore’s body and specifically his cock are very accurate and true to life. “Your cock? Your splendid, engorged tool, you mean?” Charles replies. “I mean, serviceable, yeah. Dunno if I’d go for splendid.”]

Theodore and Edwin talk, after. About the reason for Edward running away. His love for a fellow student. Edward confessed this love, but this confession was eavesdropped upon. Edward left before there was an answer from the other boy, as he did not want to cause trouble with his continued presence when (not if) rumours spread

Thomas says, “And that’s the first chapter.”

“He’s gone on you,” Charles says, but there’s a kind of disappointment in his tone. Because there is no version of Charles in Edwin’s tale. Despite how much Edwin loves him, he’s not been written into this fantasy.

“You’re a tool. Who do you think Edward’s first love is?” Thomas says. “There’s a second part.”

***

The second part, and how Charles and Thomas set about making Edwin’s fantasies a reality, is what I’m noodling at right now. But I’m thinking reality isn’t going to be as smooth and easy as wish-fulfilment.

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madnessiseverything
madnessiseverything

hehehehe here you go!

a tasty little morsel of ghostcat (NSFW implications ahead, though still on the M rather than E side)

The collar is on display now, digging into Charles’s throat above his necklace. Both chain and metal ring glint in the dim light. Edwin, hands shaking, reaches out again. He doesn’t miss the way Thomas hums a soft “Come on” into his skin, or the way Charles’s body shakes in its bowed state and his throat bobs with every swallow.

Bypassing the collar, Edwin focuses on the familiar tempting sight of Charles’s necklace. He brushes his fingers over it, allows them to rest on the dip between Charles’s collar bones. Charles whimpers again, curves his back even more in a clear effort to push into Edwin’s touch. Curiosity, a friend never far away from Edwin’s call, makes him hook his thumb through the chain and tug.

Thomas huffs a giddy little laugh, letting go of Charles’s hair. Charles’s head jerks forward, his chin meeting Edwin’s knee. Edwin feels the impact between his legs, a shuddering breath joining Charles’s panting.

“Pardon the pun,” Thomas laughs and runs his hand down Edwin’s stomach, “but I’ve been rubbing off on you. That’s exactly what I did the first time.”

The words take a moment to set in. Edwin, his hand still tangled in Charles’s chain, blinks. “First time?”

When he turns his head, Thomas is grinning, fangs bright and eyes sharp. “I told you I’d find a way for us to get along.”

(make me write)

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will somewhere darker (with a little more bite) do?

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It isn’t that Charles forgot that love bites usually linger. Just that he sort of… forgot how they could deepen, didn’t he, when given the time he and Edwin don’t have. Because right now, Thomas is the poster boy. A contrast of golden skin and red bite marks.

Or: Ghost skin might not take love bites, but Cat King skin definitely does…

Words: 2403, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of sexy prompt fics

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will somewhere darker (with a little more bite) do? (2403 words) by ObsessedWithFandom
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives)/Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne/Charles Rowland (DCU)
Characters: Charles Rowland (DCU), Edwin Paine | Edwin Payne, Cat King (Dead Boy Detectives)
Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Threesome - M/M/M, Love Bites, Anal Sex, Oral Sex
Series: Part 1 of sexy prompt fics
Summary:

It isn’t that Charles forgot that love bites usually linger. Just that he sort of… forgot how they could deepen, didn’t he, when given the time he and Edwin don’t have. Because right now, Thomas is the poster boy. A contrast of golden skin and red bite marks.
Or: Ghost skin might not take love bites, but Cat King skin definitely does…

ghostcat + “seeing the love marks they left on their partner later and getting turned on all over again remember how it got there in the first place” for @dont-offend-the-bees <3

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A rare wild cat lives high in the Andes —
only about 2,000 remain on Earth.
Cute, mysterious, and almost never seen,
the Andean Mountain Cat is nature’s real ghost.

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dont-offend-the-bees
dont-offend-the-bees

Ahhh thank you! Once again combining asks this time with @ghostinthelibrarywrites who also asked about this one, bc once again I’ve got more rough notes than actual written stuff for it!

This is another one I’ve been workshopping a bit with @dear-monday and @tw0-ravens , in fact i think it’s one of the first things we batted about together, but neither of them are big Buffy fans so it was mainly me lobbing ideas from the show to start us off on some barely-related unhinged vampire smut 😂 if i/we ever expand it into a proper fic it will definitely be only loose as an AU, particularly since there’s gonna be a lot of changes and cherrypicking with 7 seasons to work with!

The very basic core of it is it’s Catland/Ghostcat, and it centres around Buffy!Charles (not yet decided whether to ditch the all-slayers-are-girls thing for this AU or whether to do some exploring around some trans!Charles angst with it), Spike!Cat King, and Giles!Edwin (yeah problematic age differences abound don’t even worry about it). I have a load of moments and episodes in my mind I think it would be fun to adapt but there’s a lot to be done to beat a storyline into shape! All that’s been written so far is sort of disconnected smut based largely on that very toxic bitey Spuffy relationship in season 6, but I REALLY want to dig into the CK/Edwin of it too bc I always found the Spike and Giles relationship and resentments/parallels so interesting, and ofc with Edwin in a Giles-ish role there’s a lot you can do there with the themes of the massive, massive trust between him and Charles and what happens when it’s tested/broken. On one face it could all be SO funny—think Cat King chained up in Edwin’s bathtub, grumpily being fed blood through a straw from Edwin’s ‘kiss the librarian’ mug—and on the other it could be SO juicy and fucked up, and once i figure out how the hell to tackle it in a way that won’t take about 200k words to write it’ll be so much fun to dig into!

Anyway there is already a very cool moodboard for this concept by @artemisadore bc I requested it LOOK at how lush and gothic it is

Ask me about my WIPs!

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dont-offend-the-bees
dont-offend-the-bees

Ahhh this is a cute one thank you! I also got asked about this one by @victorluvsalice so I’ll answer both here bc I don’t have enough written yet to spread over two asks!

This is one formulated with @dear-monday and @tw0-ravens, it’s only in its note stages, but a conversation we were having about how paramedic Charles would be absolutely ungodly hot (the competence the bedside manner yes please) led onto a silly but sweet idea about an AU where Thomas gets knocked on his ass (bottled on stage at a gig?) and is just delirious enough to think he’s mildly hallucinating when the ambulance shows up and spits out the two hottest men he’s ever seen.

Charles is the talker, asks most of the questions, but always has Edwin typing it all up and ready to chime in if he’s forgotten something important while going off book with the comforting banter. Edwin has a fucking awful bedside manner and lowkey resents their patients for bleeding in his ambulance but he’s damn good at his job, he just doesn’t get sent out with anyone but Charles bc no one else can balance him out!

Anyway, long story short, Thomas starts out his night in the back of an ambulance gazing at two pretty faces and wondering if he’s dead already, and ends it with those same pretty faces driving him home in their car bc he bumps into them on his way out of A&E and they both immediately call bullshit when he says he totally has someone coming to pick him up. Professional boundaries be damned, Charles and Edwin have a tendency to take in strays 💛

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wip ask game

tagged by @ghostinthelibrarywrites mwah!

rules: post the names of all files in your wip folder regardless how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell us about it.

  • messy messy sapphic ghostcat
  • amnesia4amnesia payneland
  • electricity?? payneland
  • messy messy sapphic ghostcat 2: electric boogaloo
  • soulmate au payneland
  • be my mirror, my sword and shield

and some sexy prompts including:

  • revenge sex catland
  • horny for love bites sex ghostcat
  • trying to have sex while playing a game payneland
  • sneaking away at a fancy party sapphic vampire/werewolf payneland

and i think that’s MORE than enough, whoa

no pressure tags: @tragedy-machine @e-payne @e-vasong @carebeardean @wordsinhaled and whoever else feels like it!

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ghostinthelibrarywrites
ghostinthelibrarywrites

Thank you for the ask!

Be my mirror is the Ghostcat high fantasy AU I’m working on with @artemisadore and @tumblerislovetumblerislife, featuring an arranged marriage between kingdomless king Thomas and hostage bridegroom prince Edwin, with Charles tagging along as Edwin’s loyal knight. We have about 60K words written for it already and we’re maybe a quarter of the way done? So it might be a long one!

A snippet:

“You know, I don’t understand the fuss about a public consummation.” The Cat King collapses on the bed next to Edwin, lounging back against the heaps of pillows. He still bears the red imprint of Queen Esther’s lips on his cheek. “I always thought Hilarion the kingdom where showing an ankle would cause a scandal. And yet, you want witnesses watching the bride and groom making the beast with two backs?”

Edwin’s face feels overly warm. “I believe it’s to ensure the… validity of the marriage.”

“You mean, to see if there will be heirs?” The Cat King snorts. “I don’t think we have to worry about that.”

Edwin would very much like to sink through the mattress. He needs to get a hold of himself. Shortly, the Cat King will see him naked; there’s no cause to be bashful. “Hilarion is unaccustomed to marriages that aren’t between a bride and a groom.”

“Right.” The Cat King draws it out to be several syllables. “Sodomy and ankles, the two downfalls of society.”

Edwin lets out a surprised huff. “I believe Lady Nurse insisted on everything going according to the tradition.”

“Really?” The Cat King arches an eyebrow. “She doesn’t seem the type to like to watch.”

“Nor do I enjoy listening to idle chatter,” Lady Nurse calls from the other side of the curtain. “And yet, that’s all I’m hearing.”

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