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kaseylouwho
kaseylouwho

why, because I see men how they see women? what point are you trying to make, and if you’re so bothered why keep coming back, baby?

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falconboyachive
falconboyachive
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whatashameparis
whatashameparis

thinking of a very ethal cain, “good men die too so i’d rather be with you” vibe for a matty fic…yes…maybe

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kikaichuno
kikaichuno

You die.

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2rexxer2
2rexxer2

gasp

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finnslay
finnslay

oh shit bank robbery

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yumenos
yumenos

mom and grandma were looking through old pics and there i was in my blue braces, fucked up emo haircut, wearing this guy

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stellar-tombs
stellar-tombs
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nicdevera
nicdevera

me: [to asa] my mom wants to have lunch with us tomorrow, see her granddaughter

andreia: you have a MOM?? 0_0

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ask-doppio-diavolo-yay
ask-doppio-diavolo-yay

OOooh sparklyyy geheheh hh h hahh hhACHOO ACHOO ACHOOO

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scorchedlamb
scorchedlamb

My brain chemistry genuinely changed when I started actually domming like holy fuck this is awesome

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ask-doppio-diavolo-yay
ask-doppio-diavolo-yay

What gives you the right to pry into my very private relationship with this man?? Person

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theatricalchildofapollo
theatricalchildofapollo
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cinamun
cinamun
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lostflwer
lostflwer

@hithityeah s.c

“That's   amazing   that   you   know   martial   arts!   I've   considered   learning   self   defense   myself   …….   just   in   case   a   sneaky   monster   gets   out   of   the   mines   somehow   but   I'm   not   so   sure   I'd   be   very   good   at   it.   -   How   long   did   it   take   you   to   learn?”

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likablemuffin
likablemuffin

That moment when you see a post talking about the most common headcanons/design choices for the Alan Becker sillies but you’ve already made designs for how you draw them so now what are you supposed to do

Make more humanoid desi-
*Explodes*

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sondakika02com
sondakika02com

Emekli maaşını gasp eden 4 şüpheli tutuklandı http://dlvr.it/TQtvJc

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bishonenprince
bishonenprince

@ultmanias cont. from here

                𝘀𝗼𝗿𝗮  𝗵𝘂𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗱  ,  embracing  guy  much  like  a  koala  would  a  tree.  his  eyes  then  fluttered  shut  as  he  took  in  their  warmth  to  ground  himself.  he  had  no  intentions  of  moving  any  time  soon  ,  not  caring  whether  or  not  someone  would  see  them.  he  just  needed  this  after  the  daily  headaches  &  stress  luke  caused.

  oh  guy  ,  you  don't  understand  the  frailty  of  a  pure  maiden's  heart.    a  presumed  jest  ,  but  to  one  keen  enough  ,  laced  with  forlornness.  a  couple  of  more  minutes  passed  before  he  unglued  himself  from  the  blond  ,  sigh  leaving  his  lips.  that  dramatic  side  of  him  seemingly  vanishing  as  he  stretched.

  the  usual  by  the  way  ,  i  never  think  of  you.  maybe  one  of  twice  in  the  rude  ,  harsh  tone  he  always  uses  when  someone  annoys  him  or  he  feels  is  inferior.  honestly  ,  why  do  i  bother  ?  ah  right  ,  because  he's  a  brat.  therefore  i  must  be  a  menace.  still , i  should  be  taken  out  on  nice  dates  ,  not  this. 

sighing  ,  he  ran  a  hand  through  his  hair & frowned.  natalia's  coming  over.  you  gonna  stick  around  for  that  ?  nevermind  ,  you  probably  need  to  in  order  to  keep  luke  out  of  trouble.  it is kinda  your  fault  he's  like  that.  you've  been  way  too  lenient.  well  then  ,  i  think  i'm  gonna  hit  the  city  bars

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charzmander
charzmander

Me opening any Pokemon pack like

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My store has problematic shipss????