The fact that I’m a Hisuian Zoroark is a little strange, because the Hisuian variant of the ‘mon and it’s pre-evolution is the dead and resentful souls of their Kalos counterparts.
Maybe it’s because I’m Arceus’ “special little snowflake” and by some cruel twist of fate it decided “hey wanna know what would be even more funny than ripping a 15 year old out of the only home she’s ever known and throwing her into Edo Period Sinnoh? Taking the resentment that she’s felt since coming here and cranking it up to 100 after she dies!”
Honestly it really only got worse after I decided to evolve.. being a zorua was nice, but now I get to hear my joints go “snap, crackle, and pop” whenever I stand up and deal with my lacerations occasionally bleeding because I accidentally scraped them against something. Thankfully I haven’t gotten any new ones, that would be fun explaining to the few people I keep company with.
Like Philippe of the Rust Syndicate or Sammy who shockingly doesn’t have an account on here despite the fact that half of the stuff coming out of his mouth would fit right in.