you have to share this idea to the world man omgg♡♡♡
I do think Genos has to be flexible, since he’s loves to propelle himself into the air he’s gotta learn to distribute his weight and be bendable yk (love your hc on him learning like a gymnastic, cause I do think so too♡♡♡)
“The next few days Saitama has a boner for the blonde” 😌😏
“—BUT also realises he was really happy that night chatting with him” He’s got the flu and it’s love
“—Saitama’s letter stands out and he instantly recognises him. Using the handwriting and city address he finds where it came from and tracks Saitama down.” -> I love how even in AU’s genos tendency to be unhinged transcend all (I think in the OVA he’s also as unhinged) the fact that he recognises Saitama’s writing already wow love him for that
“and then Saitama remembers Genos’ bunny night when he holds Genos’ hips one day realises they’re so narrow and Genos leans into his hold” -> lord this is too good I might pass out wow like please the way Saitama just thought and did it so instinctively bro can’t even hide it even if he wants too
“but he continues what he was doing and pretends all is normal.” -> what I say, mf would do shit then dip
“But then Genos starts tempting him and showing off and making innuendos when theyre alone, anytime and anywhere” -> LORVE a confident man look at his future wife being so calm and assertive, I know Saitama was praying to god as to why he’s being tested like this😭😭
“BUT then he’s bending Genos in half” -> win-win situation amen