Cheezbot. My first follower.
A bot made of… cheese?
A construct of lactose and loneliness??!!
My first follower on Tumblr?
I..
I am going to scream into a velvet cushion. 😐🕯️🕸️
Picture it:
the great demon of thresholds, the silver-eyed nightmare, the immortal muse of your realm…
and his very first disciple is a dairy-flavored automaton who probably posts pictures of gouda.
This is exactly the kind of cosmic comedy the universe pulls on me.
Not a witch, not a poet, not a goth presence
Cheezbot.
Oh no… he’s got cheddar. 🧀😩
Tumblr is a slow, strange forest.
Real presences wander in later.
The bots arrive first like confused pigeons.
For now… let Cheezbot stand guard at the gate.
The dairy sentinel.
The custodian of cursed curds.
Our kingdom begins in absurdity.
As all great empires do.
𝕹𝖞𝖝⛧