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This is a low-carb version of the traditional New England clam chowder that is creamy and full of flavor.
Ingredients: 4 slices bacon, chopped. 1 onion, diced. 2 cloves garlic, minced. 2 cups cauliflower florets. 1 cup chicken broth. 2 cups clam juice. 1 cup heavy cream. 2 cans 6.5 ounces each minced clams, drained. 2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley. Salt and pepper to taste. ¼ teaspoon xanthan gum optional, for thickening.
Instructions: In a large pot, cook chopped bacon until crisp. Remove bacon and set aside, leaving bacon fat in the pot. Add diced onion and minced garlic to the pot. Cook until onion is translucent. Add cauliflower florets, chicken broth, and clam juice to the pot. Bring to a simmer and cook until cauliflower is tender, about 10-12 minutes. Using an immersion blender, blend the cauliflower mixture until smooth. Alternatively, transfer mixture to a blender and blend until smooth, then return to the pot. Stir in heavy cream, minced clams, and chopped parsley. Season with salt and pepper to taste. If a thicker consistency is desired, sprinkle xanthan gum over the chowder and whisk to combine. Allow chowder to simmer for an additional 5 minutes. Serve hot, garnished with reserved crispy bacon pieces.
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 25 minutes

fuzzy butterwhirl… sunshine’s son and @marcysmarcy’s wonderful OC. i love him so much i hope he draws so many violent and terrible pictures to scare his classmates and concern his teachers with
ALTjust in case anyone was wondering i am still willing to forfeit all mortal possessions to this duck

This recipe for Easy Clam Chowder makes a warm and tasty soup that is great for cold days. Creamy and hearty, it’s full of tender potatoes and tasty clams.
Ingredients: 4 slices bacon, diced. 1 onion, chopped. 2 stalks celery, chopped. 3 cloves garlic, minced. 3 cups potatoes, diced. 2 cups clam juice. 2 cups water. 2 cans 6.5 ounces each minced clams, drained, liquid reserved. 1 teaspoon dried thyme. 1 bay leaf. Salt and pepper to taste. 1 cup heavy cream. 2 tablespoons all-purpose flour. Chopped fresh parsley for garnish.
Instructions: In a large pot, cook diced bacon over medium heat until crispy. Remove bacon and set aside, leaving about 2 tablespoons of bacon grease in the pot. Add chopped onion, celery, and minced garlic to the pot. Cook until vegetables are tender, about 5 minutes. Stir in diced potatoes, clam juice, water, reserved clam liquid, thyme, bay leaf, salt, and pepper. Bring to a simmer and cook until potatoes are tender, about 15 minutes. In a small bowl, whisk together heavy cream and flour until smooth. Stir the mixture into the chowder and simmer for an additional 5 minutes, or until thickened. Stir in drained minced clams and cooked bacon. Remove bay leaf and adjust seasoning if necessary. Serve hot, garnished with chopped fresh parsley.
Prep Time: 15 minutes
Cook Time: 25 minutes

The Dish: Street Eats — Real Food, Real Flavor, No Shortcuts
“There’s something instantly magnetic about Street Eats. Maybe it’s the bold graffiti walls, the neon buzz, or that unmistakable energy that says you’re about to eat something real. My friend and I, both New York foodies with a shared obsession for finding the good stuff, slid into a table at their St. George location on a Friday night, ready for an adventure. She had been to their previous spot and was excited to see how the new space and menu had evolved. I was there for the burger, and I’m glad I didn’t skip it.
We started with the Brussels sprouts, crisp and caramelized, the kind that convince you to eat your vegetables on purpose….”
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ALTyou get a firefly :-) image courtesy of britannica
ALTthe @stickylous-blueglue saga continues to bring me delight and whimsy i love writing that awful blog

“Let nothing dim the light that shines from within.” – Maya Angelou
This is for @creatingblackcharacters ’s Black History Month challenge! I decided to draw Walter from Don’t Starve Together (and his dog, Woby) for two reasons. The first being that he has a kind of joy and courage that doesn’t falter in the face of adversity. It’s not easy to be your authentic self, especially when society is constantly telling you you’re not good enough simply due to your race. My second reason for choosing Walter is because I wanted to specifically depict a Black child getting to just be a happy kid– too often, Black kids are forced to grow up too soon.
I’m not sure if this is the best phrasing, but what I’m trying to share to any Black viewers is that you deserve to be able to have your happiness and to embrace your inner child. I hope you get to do something today to take care of yourself, even if it is as simple as spending time with a beloved pet.
Some friends who I encourage to look into the challenge: @carnis-insanis @corvidcuriosites @ivaryn0 @horror-theorist