Jasper’s Latest Plot
Jasper has decided the litter box is not being cleaned to his standards. I have heard normal cats sometimes express this by peeing elsewhere - Jasper, however, is not a normal cat.
Now, Jasper lives with two humans that hate having their tasks disrupted. Consequently, screaming his demands at the top of his lungs (his initial strategy) usually results in him being locked in the bathroom. That is obviously not the desired outcome, so after much experimentation he arrived at the following:
1. Select target.
2. Sit on them.
3. When they get up, they have to move you.
4. This is when you make your demand (or demands, as the case may be.)
Coincidentally, the humans are usually getting up to go to the bathroom, which is where Jasper’s litter box is. So, he will happily follow you to the bathroom, at which point he makes his (equally well-plotted) request.
He sits in front of the box. He half-heartedly digs at the litter with one paw. He looks up at you with big green eyes. And he meows his saddest little meow. Just once. Not demanding, just so, so sad. How do you say no to that? You scoop the litter for him. He waits patiently. When you’re done, he winds around your legs in thanks, then cheerfully does his business.
It’s worth noting that Jasper’s two ADHD humans have not, historically, scooped the box for him every day. Or even every other day. Little man has tolerated this for years with apparently no complaints. But now that he has figured out how to ask for it, he wants it every day. Every time, probably.