ALTIt’s been 2 weeks so it’s time to announce the winners of the June caption contest!
I got a ton of entries this month which is amazing and they were all so good, so it made it really hard to choose. Also because there’s so many I’ll be awarding some honorable mentions that will get prizes if the winners decline.
Each winner will get to choose a prize if they wish (but you don’t have to, you can just participate for fun too.) The prizes are extra Steam codes that I’ve acquired through bundles over the years and I figure that giving them out for contests would be fun. Honorable mentions can get a prize if any of the winners decline
Anyway here are the entries, grouped by the platform they were submitted on:
Fedi/Mastodon:
Adriano: “this is where I keep my *third* fist!”
Jessie Nabein: her pussy is so fucking vulnerable my god :blobfoxsweating: risking it all for the look
Morning Song: No wonder she’s grimacing like that. That codpiece has to be uncomfortable as hell.
socketwench: They all mock her for her codpiece and lack of pants, but her explosive flatulence carries the day. TO VICTORY! PFFFFFFYBBBBBBTTTT
Disqus:
Imry: 🎵But it’s the pelvic thrust*
🎵That’ll drive them insa-a-ane**
🎵Let’s do the Time Warp again!
* the wtf clothing also helps
** and apparently level a city block
Karmazyna: She’s channeling her inner bard. Only she skipped the “seducing” part and decided to get right into business.
Leak: Seems like the desire gods from Fine Print didn’t just weaponize Lauren Thomas’ vagina… D:
P J Evans: Is she going to use that short sword to cut off that leather wedgie-maker?
Tumblr:
@angelicspikes: Shrink wrap activate!
@atomicmosaic: she’s talking Italian with one hand
@beelzebufo: “Rocket pack? Those are for people with money. All i needed was 1003 gas station bean burritos, a bic, and a dream. LIFTOFF ACHIEVED motherfuckers.”
@cenobitic-anchorite: as the dragon swooped in for the kill, Mercy McKnight bit her lip, distracted. The screws on her new snooch-plate had caught her pubes, and she wasn’t sure what was going to hurt worse: draconic hellfire, or taking this goddamn thing off after the fight.
@chaoscheebs: That is the face of a person holding back the *wickedest* fart because she doesn’t want to make the fire behind her worse.
@chasedbybuildings: YES! I GOT THE HOOVERING DONE! TIME TO KILL STUFF WITH MY SWORD!
@chibisketches: ‘I’ll take 'Obviously Traced From Porn’ for 200, Alex-’
@couchkitty: This is actually the most practical outfit for ripping ass
@deluske: The only warrior who lights her farts to intimidate her foes
@embervoices: “Then it’s the pelvic thruuuust that really drives you ins- FUCK YOU I’M BUSY HERE!”
@fancyfade: “This is what people mean when they say 'she put her whole pussy into it’ right?”
@gabbi-the-grackle: “Who woulda thunk a dragon would crash the kink party? Thank goodness my strapon doubles as a blade, and thank goodness my outfit is fireproof!”
@haveievermentioned: METAPHOR!
@milkawa-and-co: “If anything, this will be a great promo for my waxer.”
@mousetaur: When the jalapeño poppers finally reach your lower intestine
@post-grammatic-stress: She can ignite both farts AND queefs defensively
@rosstmcd: “You cannot *believe* how much this outfit chafes and it is making me *very cranky* so let’s just skip ahead to the part where you die.”
@salroka: Is that a chastity belt?
@silveraptor: “The Chili Dog Backblast is a powerful yet dangerous attack intended as a last resort. For while it will take out any foe behind oneself, it requires one sacrifice their dignity and pants to the flame.”
@spears-and-tears: “When you have a fight scheduled but those new vibrating panties are SO GOOD and putting anything over them would lessen the sensation.”
@spider-honey: “My labia might be barely covered, but I’m serving you Big Dick Energy!”
@tartapplesauce: When you’re re-considering your choice to try out that new menstrual cup
@woodsworth: Fanny burns all the way to hell!
@zombiemollusk: when your wedgie has so much friction it burns
The honorable mentions go to: @chaoscheebs, imry, socketwench, and @zombiemollusk
The runner-ups are:
- In third place: @milkawa-and-co: “If anything, this will be a great promo for my waxer.”
- In second place: @beelzebufo: “Rocket pack? Those are for people with money. All i needed was 1003 gas station bean burritos, a bic, and a dream. LIFTOFF ACHIEVED motherfuckers.”
And the winner is… Adriano: “this is where I keep my *third* fist!”
Please stay tuned for a new caption contest in July!
If you won and would like a Steam code as a prize, please message me with which prize you would like. If you came in 2nd, message me with 2 choices in order of preference… I’ll give you your top choice that hadn’t been taken by the other winners. (To clarify, every winner only gets 1 prize, but winners other than the one in first place should give me their list of games in order of preference so if one is taken, I’ll give you the next on the list. It makes it easier for me to hand out the prizes.)
If the winner or the runner ups don’t claim a prize, then the honorable mentions get a prize if they want one.
The Steam codes I have available as prizes are for: Castle Crashers, Hotel Giant 2, Latte Stand Tycoon +, Riot: Civil Unrest, Shattered - Tale of the Forgotten Kings, Steel Storm: Burning Retribution, The Hong Kong Massacre, Trifox, and Uncertain: Light At The End.
