Putting my candle out by placing the lid back on and watching as she slowly flickers and dies before spewing a bunch of smoke into the container. This is a sex thing
Putting my candle out by placing the lid back on and watching as she slowly flickers and dies before spewing a bunch of smoke into the container. This is a sex thing
Inadvisable litRPG idea: instead of having general stats like “strength,” “agility,” or whatever, have incredibly specific stats. Imagine if you wanted to put an attribute point into strength but you had to pick the very specific muscle to upgrade.
pledging 500 dollars to a youtube artists patreon just to get a really shiny discord role, join the discord, @ everyone with ‘im not your daddy i’m your grandpa’ and then immediately leave and chargeback my membership
Injecting her with estrogen till I make that whore moan. This shit ain’t nothing to me, girl

very cute art but i feel morally against reblogging it due to what i have drawn the past few days
Hinder if they were like, fifteen percent more annoying: and here’s our new song that sucks: “Plapes of a Tane-gel”
If I was a dog, I think I would be the sort that would drive my owner towards abandoning me on the side of a road somewhere
What you have to understand is that if you want to copy me you have to collect 400 of me first