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My autocorrect changed “losers” to “lovers”, because God forbid I use naughty language or offend someone.

On an unrelated note shit fuck cunt asshole dick bitch cretin idiot losers losers losers losers losers losers

this laptop just autocorrected the word “is” to “îs”, the Romanian translation of the word “is”. wtf is going on. why is every technology getting worse.

Me: I’m going to Burgerking.

German Autocorrect: I’m going to Bürgerkrieg (civial war)

NO AUTOCORRECT! I WROTE TEARS!! I WROTE THE WHOLE WORD CORRECTLY!! DONT CORRECT IT TO YEARRRSSSS

I KNOW WHAT I WANT!!!

I hate my autocorrect so much, because why is it “correcting” words I spelled right into it being spelled wrong. Like I get it’s partly my fault because I spell them wrong but like I’m only spelling them wrong because I keep hitting the letter next to the key I need.

I’ve noticed that my phone’s autocorrect for a while now has been correcting words I *haven’t* misspelled, for what it thinks I might mean which is… not helpful?!

Latest example is talking to my mum about “hits radio” and it autocorrected to “it’s radio”… hits is a perfectly legitimate word, please trust I know what I’m saying??

I meant “it” but adding the “m” at the front doesn’t make it “kitchen.”

Discord autocorrect is something else.

sometimes when i typing in english and i dont know how to spell i close my eyes and envision how my autocorrect would have done it on my phone

I think something is wrong with my autocorrect….

I wanted to type “everloving”. Phone helpfully autocorrected this to “everlasting” and then suggested I finish the phrase as “everlasting Darkness”

I’d wanted to type “you should shut the everloving fuck up” which is helpfully also what I want to say to my phone rn for calling me tf out

‘Yes, that’s totally what I intended to write’ - a collection by me and my IPad

I got bored and decided to let autocorrect make a paragraph here it is:

Autocorrect is not a feud with a good stream of my life and limb and I don’t think it’s the right to the bottom in one day know love you and the Son of God than I was talking to the bottom in one day will you have to be there in a minute or two cute and I can be so happy for the next one day know what you are going through the day will you have to go back.

Roll Credits and Fin.

Autocorrect sometimes really makes you question your English level.

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This is a new one from autocorrect. I was trying to write “lapsed”.

autocorrect is wrong

am I hallucinating, I swear text I’m writing keeps changing automatically into incorrect spelling and grammar, ‘hallucinating’ just swapped to 'halucanating’ in front of my eyes

I have years of muscle muscle memory, I know when I make an error, this ain’t me doing it
it just doubled up muscle, and yeah it’s text, you can fake it, but I type so much, this doesn’t feel right
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found something
step 1:
(Win + I) -> time and language -> turn off these settings.

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step 2:
learn Linux
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'dead diary’ wasn’t me after all. Why would I write that???

I don’t know what the heck Ive been doing on my phone but I just typed the word “guilty” and it tried to auto continue with “guilty yaoi”

Not mine. Thought to Share.

for some reason my phone’s autocorrect on just only word is to translate into chinese wtf is that about