I was thinking about what to put outside the slumber island Falcon House like if Andy would enjoy a park or flower garden full of red flowers with bunny villagers wandering around and I got so emotional about molding an entire island for him like I will give you anything. Everything. I will make you your paradise. Which I know is ironic from someone named Andy Summer Torment Nexus,
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I got an Andy reaction again which was a vivid mental image of him curling up in his mental apartment bed with his eyes shut holding the blue dreamy rabbit toy from ACNH and squeezing it. Which was in response to me going back to thinking about the dynamics of him grooming Ryu to be his successor lmao.
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Andy loves space, fighting games and Pixar movies over anything else. He has Andy tattooed on the bottom of his foot like in Toy Story cause it’s funny (it was also a very drunk tattoo decision)
He’s not very talkative and very cagey abt his interests but he can point out the constellations in the sky at any time
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Andy will fuck any way but here are some of his fav things
Giving oral. He loves sucking dick and eating pussy
Lowkey? Really likes wearing a collar
Riding dick but let his lethargic ass sit in your lap while doing it. Makes it easier
Also cockwarming post riding dick. He can fall asleep like that
Slap him, degrade him, choke him out. Be mean it makes him hard
Loves being creampied by multiple guys
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fiy my favourite ocs are andy and basilia, i call them recession blorbos because i start thinking about them when i have no one else to think about
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Music artists my guys like let’s go
Andy: Elton John, Billy Joel, Weezer, Nirvana, Glass Animals, No Doubt, The Smashing Pumpkins, Blue Oyster Cult
Ciryke: Tyler the Creator, Doechii, Childish Gambino, Bad Bunny, Cardi B, a lil bit of Shakira, The Living Tombstone, Trapt, three days Grace
Jude: System of a Down, Pierce the Veil, Set it Off, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, All Time Low, All American Rejects, the offspring, mayday parade, Beastie Boys, Simple Plan, 3!OH3, bowling for soup, blink-182
Rickey: Gwar, Iron Maiden, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Cannibal Corpse, Death, Slipknot, Korn, Disturbed, Godsmack, Rob Zombie
Saint: AC/DC, Motley Crew, Aerosmith, Metallica, Led Zeppelin, Cheap Trick, Creed, Alice In Chains
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Went out to get a new cup and coloring stuff today :3 Andy is coloring with me while we watch tv
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Omegaverse Andy: the terrible curse of my body is once again manipulating Ryu. Am I just fated to Use him and trample over his agency and free will. Selfishly playing him right into tending to my base and disgusting needs, using our saviour not even for the sake of the world or the greater good—
Omegaverse Ryu: Falcon milkies………big fat in my face Falcon TITS and Falcon PITS
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Got two vaccines in the same arm this morning and the pain is so bad that im genuinely in bed sobbing. Andy js the only thing getting me through it otherwise id cut my arm off
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I read a post. The little Andy who lives in my brain apartment wakes up moans gets embarrassed about it but is already on his knees in a red collar panting and wagging his tail like a dog.
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A cigarette pressed between her lips
But I’m staring at her tits
It’s the wrong way
Strong if I can, but I am only a man
So I take her to the can
It’s the wrong way
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Oscars 2025 Best Picture Reviews: Part Three
My next pair of Best Picture reviews is for two films that have two nominations in common: Best Actor and Best Director. They’re also both comedies. Usually the Academy isn’t too fond of comedies but these two films are among the most heralded and have a lot of buzz for big Oscar wins. One film is directed by one of the business’ top directors and features one of the biggest leading men in the…
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It’s too early to tell but it would be really funny if the plural egg cracker was Andy Summer piss kink post