for my first theme park trip of the year, i decided to jack it in san diego. “jacking it” means visiting the local seaworld, right?

The Good

• The top two at this park is solid, especially given San Diego’s height and design constraints. Electric Eel is an off-the-shelf layout but a damn good one, and Manta is proof that stats aren’t everything (although the tunnel projection was kinda broken…)
• The park was nice to look at. Not quite as good theme-wise as the Orlando park but everything was well-kept and there were some cool touches.
• Lots of penguins :]

The Bad

• Most rides weren’t ready on opening, and there were an alarming amount down all day given the park’s lack of them combined with the high Spring Break crowds. Every coaster got up and running eventually, though.
• Paid lockers required. They’re cheap-ish but it’s still annoying.

The Ugly

• I hate United Parks’ operations so much. I don’t think I ever saw an on-time dispatch.
• It’s SeaWorld.

Like its Orlando sister, I really like the bones of this park. It’s just run incompetently in most ways. I had fun but I definitely could have had more with better management.

Hey if the online shop for alton towers updates can someone tell me?

To whoever character this is your art has been stolen

If you know whose this is please make sure they know

here’s my verbolten lore, pretty much!

gunter and gerta run the place. gerta handles the money, advertisement, and tour. gunter is the one taking people into the black forest. eventually, gunter never made it back, so, of course, gerta tells customers (the riders) to go there, in hopes that they find gunter. of course, they never do, so gerta is spiraling, wondering why they made it out and he didnt. okay thanks

i actually really hope the lore for verbolten: forbidden turn is good. and the ride too. a little sad i can never ride brave the black forest again, because i pretty much always got the same lightshow, i think. but it’s

i should write down my verbolten inspired lore stuff

I just realised the smiler hooded blanket isn’t on their online shop right now and I really hope the I can find it secondhand sometime soon

( For context I have a lot of hooded blankets and I really like them and I also really like the smiler)

The first inversion on The Smiler>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Can’t related because my family sucks ass and is too scared to go on a roller coaster. 🥀 I WANNA GO ON ONE SO BAD!!

“This right here is the wildest ride in the wilderness!”

Artfight attack I got in 2024 from Discovery of my OC Viper (Vanessa)

A very moist rollercoaster

i didn’t stay up all night playing rct… is what i would’ve said if i didn’t stay up all night playing rct

Orbitron at DLP

Coaster Concept

Okay! I know coasters are a random place to start when plotting out a theme park idea but I had this idea where It’s a coaster with a steep incline and then the decline is a spiral downward that then leads into the end station. I don’t actually know the terminology for this, I think it’s small enough to be a wild mouse. Idk much about the properties of coasters, I’m just the ideas guy. BUT the Coaster would have a way too wonderland theme to it with the entrance, exit and spiral being inside of a building. The entrance and cue would be themed around the library, then you would go up the track and outside and then at the top entering the building of the spiral. Banking on the seconds that it takes to both build suspense and to adjust to the new lighting. The Spiral building would look similar to the costume change segment where the girls change clothes and everything is all topsy turvy and then the exit would be decorated to look a bit like you are entering Wonderland. I think it would be a coaster that would be in a corner section of the park just because it makes sense as a fun transition ride from Ever After High to Wonderland