My neighbor told me today that he missed my smile! I said me too lol

I’m watching Neighbors 1x05 “Halloween Competition”

Sunday Thought #2: The Legacy of These Dark Days

Neighboring

Nothing like starting your morning with your neighbor screaming “sleep with one eye open Sam” from across the street

Throwback to when me and bro were getting freaky and then his downstair neighbors started playing church music

@beeblesqueeble

YALL

shout out to @cosgos for being mother hen and making me realize I actually haven’t had any water all day

we love them

what should be the next thing i work on?

I wish there was a way to tell my neighbor Allison that I’d help her hide a body, I’d kill for her, without potentially scaring her

I got to figure out how to relay this sentiment thru her direct line to reality itself. How do I connect mine to hers more… directly?

I tried to make that sound as unsexful as possible. Unfortunately it’s hard on accounna the nature. I am not trying to fucc Allison, just the TV she gave me! Not because she gave it to me!!! It’s just very fuckable!!!!

hehehe

BIG HUG

im fine :)

hmm

hmm?

I’m watching Neighbors 1x04 “White Privilege Card”

Day 4400 - Had a couple neighbors over today to charge their phones as our power outage continues.

Day 4399 - Made it through the blizzard of ‘26, although our street (and most of the region) are without power. Checked in with all of our surrounding neighbors to make sure they’re doing okay and offer to share resources.

yall wtf is the show Neighbors 💀💀

my dog Stella hates new people. she won’t bite or scratch but she will bark and run away unless they’re a frequent guest and anyone she deems her family is comfortable with them.

so I’ve never had neighbors until a month or so ago, and this old guy (60s?) across the street will come over into our yards to try and talk to her and pet her and she really just doesnt want that at all. we don’t have a fence just yet but we have a “chain” in our backyard that’s tied to a post. it doesn’t reach the front yard at all, but she can poke out from the side of the house which has a perfect view of his garage.

so he’s in his garage and I put her on the “chain” to go out. a minute later she starts barking and my mom tells me to grab her before the man comes over, and I look out the windows and see him crossing the street. I speed out and yank the chain a little so she comes running towards the door. me and my mom are thinking, ‘okay, he’ll go back to his garage, whatever.’

WRONG??? so he’s at our front door now, which is is one of those see through ones, and the dogs are barking at him in front of it, so i mouth to my mom 'he’s at the door’ and she rolls her eyes and gets up and goes and talks to him. he says (in a joking manner, he’s not upset) that our little one (Stella) ran from him (did not run, I yanked her chain lol) when he just wanted to pet her.

This guy has tried to pet her and get close with her a couple of times, and she has not once stopped barking at him. so my mom holds her and because my mom is holding her, Stella let’s him pet her and he’s doing the baby-talk with her and all that. He says “I thought she would have recognized me.” and its like. maybe she did. maybe she just does not like you dude. idk

I dont know if this is normal neighbor behavior, again I’ve never had any before because I used to live on a house on a hill next to cornfields. We’re cordial with him but like. we dont really care for him coming into our yards just to try and fail to pet our dogs.

There’s some intense freezing rain this morning and a kind neighbor nearly held my hand down the stairs as we both ventured out to have a smoke.

“Careful, now. It’s icy, hun.”

I have new neighbors and they smoke weed like 5 times a day and it’s getting so exhausting because I have to keep my windows closed and the smell still gets inside. 😭

Worried for the summer because I have no AC and I would like to open my windows.

L'Italia è così.

I’m watching Neighbors 1x03 “Patch of Grass”

Nobody seems to understand the sheer bulk of points you’d get for taking care of me (even a tiny bit!) due to the amount of creatures I take care of alone INCLUDING THE MULTIPLIERS for the different TYPES of creatures I take care of

Except Alison. Which is ironic considering her own creatures and multipliers, and the fact she’s using wizard magic alone to identify my needs and when the point multipliers are at their peak for the absolute highest payout with the littlest effort imaginable

It all feels very correct and natural actually. It’s like when you turn the page on a book and exactly what you expect to happen happens, because you’ve read this book before.

If I could figure out how to take care of Alison we could game the points system so hard god would literally have to come and stop us and say “okay. That was really cool, but you’re going to break the everything.”