#MonkeyBalls

#monkeyballs “yinzers commonly refer to them as monkey balls. The tree they come from is officially called the maclura pomifera. Other nicknames include osage orange, hedge apple, horse apple, bow wood, yellow wood or monkey brain tree.
The fruits, or monkey balls, typically weigh between 1 and 5 pounds and are usually the size of a baseball. Only the female trees produce fruit, according to The Incline. The fruits are not edible for humans and are basically a ball of latex with white, sticky glue. Some people swear they can be used for pest control.

Mammoths reportedly swallowed the fruit whole. Fast-forward several thousand years, and the trees were used for a time as natural fences, helping them spread to places like Pennsylvania.” (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania)
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Our latest Plant Profile is Gomphocarpus physocarpus a member of the Milkweed family that has many common names including Hairy Balls, Giant Swan Plant, Goose Plant… See it at -
washingtongardener.blogspot.com or on our YouTube channel
#gardendc #plantprofile #gomphocarpus #monkeyballs #hairyballs #oscar #dmv #seedpods #milkweed #pollinatorplants (at Washington D.C.)
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Dog, kids, monkey balls and the cabin. All is good. What are you doing this weekend?
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#weekendmoments #weekendvibes #thedog #dogcarpet #cabinlife #monkeyballs #familytime #chillingout #keypeninsula (at Longbranch, Washington)

Memorial Day scene - cabin time, monkey ball playoffs, busted out the lawn furniture & got the boat in the water!
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#familytime #cabinlife #keypeninsula #boatingseason #monkeyballs #playoffs #lawnfurniture #memorialdayweekend #relaxing #weekendvibes (at South Filucy Bay)

This day has sucked #monkeyballs I can’t wait till tomorrow 12pm #NCCUHOMECOMING2017BOUND I considered drinking a jager bomb.. yeap that bad!!!!

Bath bombs #3 and 3 left :33 smells devine 🐵

#bath #bathboms #green #monkeyballs #relaxing #stressfree

#girltalk #monkeyballs #davidbowie @ceejaax

This monkey put on a bit of a show for us and he was really happy about it #ubud #bali #monkey #monkeyforrest #monkeyballs #whenithinkaboutyouitouchmyself #travel #adventure #explore #excitement

Playing AC⚡DC - Back In Black while eating a tomato grilled cheese sammich. 💀#acdc #backinblack #music #playlist #food #lunch #irritated #supernatural #soundtrack #spn #black #life #imlovingit #monkeyballs

Bela Lugosi’s Dead 🎼🎶 #CHVRCHES #belalugosi #music #vampire #dead #academy #rachelmead #nap #shuteye #passedout #blackout #lazy #monkeyballs

Honestly, 

Disappointing first of all. Second of all, sigh. How dull. Ecstasy becomes harder to find, not just in a physical tablet form but, in a mental state. How dull. How dull and redundant life is.

     You want a wild creature yet when you’re given one to tame you don’t tame it? Da fuck, who you think you are. You can’t expect a diamond when you’re only using a plastic shovel.

     >.>I hate half assed people who feel they deserve more. XD A perfect reason to why, I’m very lucky, the opinions of others are slowly losing their effect on me. 

correct me if i’m wrong, but isn’t blood thicker than water?

isn’t your family supposed to be supportive and caring and loving to you no matter what mistakes you’ve made in life?

because I sure as fuck remember being there for both of you when your shit went downhill. and now that my life is in shambles the two of you are gonna sit there and judge me and beat me down? even when the mistakes i made are mistakes that BOTH OF YOU ALSO FUCKING MADE MULTIPLE TIMES.

yeah, i get it, i’m the little sister, fuck you you should know better and shut the fuck up when you’re talking to me.

i get it. im the youngest and i always get the short end of the stick. 

but i’m also your baby fucking sister whether yall like it or not. and yall can break me down and hurt me as much as you want, but then when you need someone, FUCKING CALL EACH OTHER. cuz i’m not gonna sit around, just waiting on the two of you to get your heads out of your asses. 

also, i don’t think i’ll ever understand the sick pleasure the two of you always got from ganging up on me constantly trying to break me down. 

I guess that’s just how yall got over the fact that i have the biggest tits in the family. sucks to suck jealous A cups bitchassmothafuckers

OMG I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE ON MY FLOOR. They totally ganged up on me. 

I am fighting battles everyday and they’re just so ignorant and immature to what goes on around their little sphere of life which makes everything harder. UGHHHHHHHHHH. I hate people. Can I fast forward to my twenties. 

Fuck it, can I fast forward to my death. 

fucking fuck everything. no fucking Carnival of Madness for me. i dont fucking care if im using too many “fucks” in this post. the fact that i cant get a fucking seat and i cant meet the boy that i love fucking sucks monkey balls. HAIRY. FUCKING. MONKEY. BALLS.

fucking person who bought my seat, I HOPE THOSE MONKEY BALLS HAVE AIDS, YET YOU SUCK THEM ANYWAY BECAUSE THEY TURN YOU ON, THEY MAKE YOUR ERECTION HARDER THAN A DIAMOND. 

i hope you all are having a wonderful day.

Filming strange things with dadaist humor. It’s the life. :) #learntoswim #dreadedmrflobbs #indiefilm #monkeyballs #friedrice

I need a new dealer…stat…

oh dear this never gets old

I lost my passport.

dog

I DON’T KNOW HOW TO WRITE THIS DAMN ESSAY.

OK.

The question is, “What is of value when studying Hitchcock’s North by Northwest”?

Sounds simple, yes? 

NO.

Especially when the answer they’re not looking for and the only one I have is, “Cary Grant whistling Singing in the Rain in the shower.”