Michael doesn’t really use social media, he prefers video games as his screen time.

Because of this he is very unaware of anything going on in the world or pop culture related, besides what they’re teaching him in school and what he learns about in documentaries he watches while high.

IN-CHARACTER QUESTIONNAIRE.

• stolen from:@oftomorrow
• tagging:@burnnouts and @bokketo

1. What does your muse smell like? Bright and herbal. She uses soap scented with lemon, calendula, and rosemary. If she’s recently performed an autopsy or spent a long stretch of time in her workroom, her clothes will pick up a silvery, medicinal odor.

2. How often does your muse bathe / shower? Any habits? She takes a full-on bath in a tub every other week, and a daily sponge bath the rest of the time. Like most things in the Bastion, this is done swiftly and with military precision.

3. Does your muse have any tattoos or piercings? One piercing in each earlobe.

4. Any movement quirks? Even years after she flees from the Bastion, Theda still tends to stand at parade rest. Habits that are beaten in young enough are often very hard to break.

5. What do they sleep in? A plain linen nightdress.

6. What’s their favorite piece of clothing? Her boots. Theda spends a lot of time on her feet and has a deep appreciation for well-fitting, good quality footwear.

7. What do they do when they wake up? She cleans her teeth, takes a sponge bath, gets dressed, does her hair, and then proceeds to the mess hall for breakfast.

8. How do they sleep? Position? On her side, facing the door.

9. What do their hands usually feel like? She has a firm grip, but her skin is softer than might be expected. She’s keenly aware that a substantial portion of her value to the Bastion lies in her hands, so she takes very good care of them.

10. If you kissed them, what would they taste like? Her honey and ginger throat drops.

• Instead of being one of the big three clans of Jujutsu, the Gojo clan here are a family known for producing prodigies in the world of trainers. Even then Satoru is considered a prodigy among prodigies and one of the top Umamusume trainers in Japan, potentially even on a global scale.
• The Six Eyes translate here to Gojo gaining an innate understanding of an Umamusume’s physicality, strengths, weaknesses, and other physical stats just by watching them. With this he can quickly figure out the ideal distance, terrain, and running style for an Umamusume.
• However Satoru also tends to only select Umamusume that personally interest him and he can have incredibly high standards to consider taking one on as a trainee. However just about every Umamusume he’s trained has gone on to become household names in Japan and a good few have even made waves globally.
• While he can be a stern and demanding trainer he also knows the importance of rest and relaxation and gives the Umamusume under his tutelage time off to rest and enjoy themselves. And if your name’s Altessa then he also spoils you to high heavens.
• Because of how well he can read an Umamusume’s physicality Satoru is surprisingly talented at muscle massages, helping them with wear and tear. It also means he can pick up on the potential for injuries and if the risk is above a certain percentage in his eyes he’ll pull them from races and make sure they’re back in top shape.
• While there’s a persisting rumor that he’s so extreme he’ll cut a contract if an Umamusume training under him loses even just one race this is factually untrue. Gojo himself has noted that it’s pretty much impossible for an Uma to win every single race she runs (And if certain abusive ASSHOLE trainers try to say otherwise he’s putting them in a pine box <3) so he’s fine with the occasional loss. What he will cut a trainee for is if they lack the drive to improve themselves after losing a race.
• Is probably not considered as annoying by his peers as canon Gojo, maybe? Mainly because, while still cocky, he’s not nearly as obnoxious here as he can get in Jujutsu Kaisen, thus peers are more likely to actually respect him, even Nanami!
• Also unlike canon here Gojo actually has a healthy sleep schedule because CHRIST ALMIGHTY THE FACT THAT CANON!GOJO ONLY GETS THREE HOURS OF SLEEP A NIGHT AND JUST USES REVERSE CURSE TECHNIQUE TO KEEP HIS BRAIN WORKING IS TERRIFYING AND CONCERNING LIKE JUJUTSU SOCIETY PLEASE LET THE MAN HAVE A FUCKING NAP OR I’M GONNA-

I think my most unpopular opinion is that i don’t rly like jason having a ton of hero worship or an inferiority complex for dick or tim. Regardless of canon which goes out of its way to glaze dg and td so I feel free to ignore, I think jason really should be mediating his relationship with them through what they mean to Bruce, not them as ppl. He has big feelings about the opportunities they got in building their lives and friendships as well as what they mean to Bruce and the rest of the community, sure, but deeply apathetic about them as people is where I like to put him. If anything, I think it’s fun if as they get to know him, they like jason more and more while he finds them more and more distasteful.

Like, her energy? Probably just gives herself a day to be an absolute slob. Bedrot, long baths (complete with tub refills), naps a plenty.

YOU, L.R, A.B, R.H

birdie: y'all ever greet the day like this?
[attached video of a crab swinging a knife around]

When you have so much free time you start applying the most ridiculous headcanons upon your favorite character.

Countryhumans of all things. I can never manage to escape the fandom no matter how hard I try.

This also genuinely inspired me to study more marine biology. I went through so many articles about sea slugs and learnt more than I wanted. Some of them steal chloroplasts from algae to gain energy from the sun for themselves? Ok. Why isn’t this talked about more? I wish I could do that. Let ME have a symbiotic relationship with my lettuce.

Whatever, go my kleptoplasty freak

They’ve had beach/lakeside trips pre-NW. Afterwards I don’t know if they would have time to go vacationing, outside of being given off days within monitored areas.

After their relationship and trust with Classified improves, I imagine he’d try to arrange something for them if they asked. As for whether or not NW HQ has a pool… probably not? I feel like if an agent needs a swim they would find a proper pool in the city.

Unwind characters songs! Pt1

Starkey

AHHH THIS IS PERFECT
her stand’s name would be lovefool, a feminine humanoid stand. its color palette is soft pink and white with pale golden accents. it looks like it’s made out of different types of fabrick stitched together. it’s almost doll-like, with big round eyes that glow faint blue. it’s adorned with golden and silver necklaces and bracelets with colorful charms. each of these charms represent one of her stand’s abilities, and when one of them is used, the respective charm spins.
she can link people and objects with eachother, when on is hurt, the other feels the same amount of pain, when one is thrown on the floor, so is the other. also, she can turn emotions into actual physical consequences. pent up heartbreak, past trauma, overwhelming guilt and panic will hit her enemies from the inside out, causing cuts, excruciating pain and other small but effective injuries.
also, not stand related but i thought i should include this, she would so fall in love with a villain like yoshikage kira (ngl, he’s so hot. also his dub voice-)

Trin and Yamato, in another life maybe

i’ve seen shrimpo as genderfluid ever since her halloween skin, this makes me very happy

i feel weird answering this instead of Mod Finn because it’s favorite toon is finn… but STILL i love these! i loveee finn

AWW BRO WHAT THATS ADORABLE!!!!

Miitopia headcanons for few Miis expect it’s kinda tragic. (TW for: self-harm and child ab*se)

EX-Dark Lord Stan - The only people that cares for him are Dancing Guide Rina and Town Guide Dylan

Great Sage Sophie - He almost die from the explosion from their demon form (Darker Lord/Darkest Lord)

Besmirched noble’s son Sonny - Has deal with anger issues twice and never told it to Marianne

Dark Curse/Reborn (???) - Before turning into the dark curse, he used to have abusive parents, that is until during Post-Main Game, he was adopet by Stan and Rina, he also can’t remember his own name, Stan and Rina nickname him as Mark (NO, I DON’T SUPPORT CHILD ABUSE)

Prince from a nearby land Jace - Due to depression, he attempt self-harm once and never do it again

Shady Merchant Daughter Cyn - Adopet daughter of Suss. Suss found her when she was a baby, this is due to her biologic parents not ready to have a child. (Yes, in my AU/Headcanon, Cyn is adopet)

the Lax Soldier Bernie - He is crybaby

I had to.

i hope these are alright!

1. Chihiro was a very busy person, but he always tried to make some time for his friends! That time was usually spent in various different types of peril, but it was still time with them.
2. He was a researcher himself, interested in the intricacies of magic and spells, so often their adventures coincided with topics he was interested in. They encountered a surprising amount of magical creatures…
3. Although he was close to all of them, he especially liked chatting with Kaito. Kaito was always encouraging, and helped him grow stronger as a person, both mentally and physically!
4. He knew Nekomaru and Maki pretty well, too, and though they both had their intimidating moments, Chihiro knew that they were both good people who worked hard.
5. Thanks to his experiences with magic, Chihiro could often get them all out of situations they found themselves in for whatever reason. He was just glad they were usually unscathed.

Changed my YouTube PFP to THIS

IT’S BEAUTIFUL AS SHIT!!!

(It’s TOTALLY not like I gave him my orientations/j)

Me when I have like 40 things in my head but when i try and put them into words it doesn’t make sense

Anyways

ITrapped:

Luckily chance yaps a lot so iTrapped never even has to talk

I think chance is extremely understanding of iTrapped and gives him extra patience with everything and translates for him sometimes yk?

Ellernate has the biggest imo

“Dude I don’t think I could suck that if I tried” -Caleb saying something stupid he will/wont regret

Ellernate and iTrapped: 👀👀