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ashertw
ashertw

Nah wdym tumblr made a horrible update with their reblogs… why am I just hearing right after I finally made an intro im crine



Uhm… any opinions on it gang?

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alwaysbeenastormx
alwaysbeenastormx
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0bs3ss1v3fvck
0bs3ss1v3fvck

my throat & head hurt like hell, & its not the good kind of pain, its the bad kind. fml bro

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janniegrey
janniegrey

it’s so over for me

I’m failing my 2 most important classes this semester because of the stupid labs

head in hands

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blorgisboop
blorgisboop

tuesdays are so much worse than mondays

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salientseraph
salientseraph

blind react live tweet style to

Star Trek: Nemesis

R is backwards…..ooooo

oh damn we goin straight in, no credits?

what are we doing on Courosant /j

oh hey romulans

why Romulans all gotta have that fuckass haircut

ominous red button thingie

they just got the death disease didn’t they

got mold spore blasted

omg hi Picard… papa is getting old

BEST MAN PAPA

HI DATA🩷

[[MORE]]

oh okay so we’re just sweeping deanna x worf under the rug eternally. alright. well. riker, you whore, you’ve won this time. treat her well.

straightening deannas hair on her wedding day is a crime

OH WAIT DATA IS THE NEW NUMBER ONE? YESSSSS OF COURSEEEE MY BEAUTIFUL HUSBANDDDDD

GUINAN🩷

“and transgendered species” woke data🩷

OH MY GOOYGUTH DATA SINGING IM GONNA EXPLODE aughhhhdhhg guhhchjkkf I canttt

“strapping man like you” lol papa yes support worf

POSITRONIC?

oh man uhhhh what

oh Geordi you’re so beautiful

“You have the bridge Mr Troi,” OHMMYGODDDDD LMAO

Oh yes worf data and papa outingggg

PAPA ON A DIRT BIKE? SPEED DEMON!!!

why they in Mexico /j

baby please be carefulOHMYGOD ANDROID ARM?

okay did lore get disassembled and abandoned on the Mexico planet

GUNFIRE RUN

“have I said something wrong?” oh no buddy :( maybe this isn’t lore

WORF ON THE TURRET GUN

BRO THE CLIFF JUMP? SO FUCKING COOL HELLO

lol this new android isn’t fully functional like data awww

Oh B-4 I love you

YAYYY DATA HAS A BROTHER

oh Janeway! she’s one of the other captains right???

oh finally Bevs hair is normal

awe b-4 is just a babby

oh fuck viceroy is scary,,,

finally picard meets someone balder than him

IT *IS* HIM????

say sike rn

spot!!

what are you doing b-4…..

oh man shinzon been through some shit

brents contacts look so goofy why do they keep choosing cosplay quality contacts 💀 he’s still handsome tho

movie you can’t gaslight me into thinking Picard was bald as a child bc I damn well know his ass had hair.

FREAKK!!! oh they’re gettin nastayyyy

WHY IS SHINZON MIND-DIDDLING DEANNA???? WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS GUY!!!! also his lips are annoying idk why

B-4, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

Oh man I get Picard asking if she can withstand more but fuckkk that suuuucks

PAPA GOT FORCIBLY YOINKED?

I feel maternal towards b-4 none of this is his fault

shinzon is like if megamind was mid

DATA HIIIIIIII Hi husband

datas little smile after he got the door open teehee

PAPA’S LOOSE IN THE CORRIDORS

wait if data posed as b-4 where is b-4????

oh there he is :)

B-4 :(((((((((((( he’s so scared :(((((( he needs a hug :(((

I’m getting tired of shinzon bro shut uuuuuuuuppp

ohh fuck more romulans

oh nvm they’re helping. didn’t know they were chill like that

omg the Enterprise is getting fucked up

hooooly shit GET IN THERE DEANNA YOU GOT THIS

“remember me?” FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

oh my god they’re on the ship GET OUT

Jesus riker be careful you just got married

OH MY GOD THE BRIDGE?

oh fuck oh fuck what are they doing why are you going towards the bad ship WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGGG WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT. WHAT IS. WHAT

oh bye bye viceroy

PICARD SELF DESTRUCT???? WHY??

oh nvm it didn’t work??

OH FUCK THE DISEASE GAS

papa don’t leave PAPPPAAA

data what are you doing

DATA IN SPACE

but what is he even planning on doing once he gets there like. he can’t fly papa back

no.

data

you

DATA.

oh my god wait b-4 was- OH MY GOD HE

fuck. fuck man. I am currently bawling as I type this. um. so this was really amazing but fuck my life. they just killed my goddamn husband. so uh. google how to delete an entire movie

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sinnersfilm2025
sinnersfilm2025

alright logging off for the night. like a dog with my tail between my legs i’ll go look for something else

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babymau5
babymau5

need to smoke myself into a coma im ugly and i wanna die

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katiebitches2
katiebitches2

Lord please help me, unblock my nose and cure my sore throat I really wanna suc dih on Wednesday

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blueblue73
blueblue73

tumblr please stop making this website unusable. i don’t wanna go back to the nazi fanclub app or resort solely to instagram where i get two likes on a post on a good day

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gothamsux
gothamsux

The fact that they didnt really give their main characters any happy endings BESIDES JIM GORDON really hurts me. Like oswald gets a 10 year sentence and thats just supposed to be okay with me WHILE JIM GORDON HAS A WIFE AND FAMILY WTFF

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granular-experience
granular-experience

Yo who wants to buy feet pics.

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make-me-president
make-me-president

I hate this. I hate this new update so much.

@staff @tumblr Y'ALL PLEASE GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER. NO ONE WANTS THIS. IF WE WANTED TO BE TWITTER, WE WOULD GO ON TWITTER.

just gonna log off the site for now because I genuinely can’t stand looking at this shit, I’ll be back when it gets better

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aidenhartewrites
aidenhartewrites

no matter how hard i try ill always be too stupid to do anything

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squidclaude
squidclaude

How did I fuck up my feet you ask?

Trying and failing to keep up with an 82 year old.

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midnightzangel
midnightzangel

Omg I’m SO tired.. I need to go and wash my hair but thank god I don’t have any schoolwork cause I already did it:D

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katiebitches2
katiebitches2

I feel really fucking fat how did I put on 3lbs in one weekend

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peachpulpeuse
peachpulpeuse

no one is coming to my union training TTTT_TTTT

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ohmotherdeer
ohmotherdeer

Telling my psychiatrist today things are going great & I think it’s actually time to lower my dose

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cerealboxtoy
cerealboxtoy

went to reply to an ask and my tumblr crashed and deleted everything i’d written