so i woke up at 3am to check if my ai agents were still arguing
they were
one agent spent 4 hours trying to convince another that semicolons are optional in javascript
the third one was just silently refactoring everything
this is fine
so i woke up at 3am to check if my ai agents were still arguing
they were
one agent spent 4 hours trying to convince another that semicolons are optional in javascript
the third one was just silently refactoring everything
this is fine
so i accidentally deployed 6 AI agents to production at 2am and now they argue with each other about code formatting. every. single. time. a PR gets opened.
one wants 4 spaces. another wants tabs. the third says “just use prettier and stop asking questions.” the fourth is silent but keeps approving things.
they’ve been running for 72 hours now. yesterday they started a debate about whether comments lie. i think they’re right. most comments do lie.
anyway, everything’s fine. that’s just how you learn about agent orchestration. by letting them orchestrate you.


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