#Bridgekeeper

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“Fate will make fools of us all.”

the Doctor, In The Dark quartet

Scene 22: The Bridgekeeper Doesn’t Swallow

[gurgle]

GALAHAD: There it is!

ARTHUR: The Bridge of Death!

ROBIN: Oh, great.

ARTHUR: Look! There’s the old man from scene twenty-four!

BEDEVERE: What is he doing here?

ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge of Death. He asks each traveller five questions–

GALAHAD: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions. He who answers the five questions–

GALAHAD: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions may cross in safety.

ROBIN: What if you get a question wrong?

ARTHUR: Then you are cast into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

ROBIN: Oh, I won’t go.

GALAHAD: Who’s going to answer the questions?

ARTHUR: Sir Robin!

ROBIN: Yes?

ARTHUR: Brave Sir Robin, you go.

ROBIN: Hey! I’ve got a great idea. Why doesn’t Lancelot go?

LANCELOT: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s–

ARTHUR: No, no. No. Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! Just answer the five questions–

GALAHAD: Three questions.

ARTHUR: Three questions as best you can, and we shall watch… and pray.

LANCELOT: I understand, my liege.

ARTHUR: Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

LANCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your name?

LANCELOT: My name is ‘Sir Lancelot of Camelot’.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your quest?

LANCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your favorite color?

LANCELOT: Blue.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Right. Off you go.

LANCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.

ROBIN: That’s easy!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.

ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I’m not afraid.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your name?

ROBIN: 'Sir Robin of Camelot’.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your quest?

ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is the capital of Assyria?

[pause]

ROBIN: I don’t know that! Auuuuuuuugh!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What… is your name?

GALAHAD: 'Sir Galahad of Camelot’.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your quest?

GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your favorite color?

GALAHAD: Blue. No, yel– auuuuuuuugh!

BRIDGEKEEPER: Hee hee heh. Stop! What… is your name?

ARTHUR: It is 'Arthur’, King of the Britons.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is your quest?

ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.

BRIDGEKEEPER: What… is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?

BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I– I don’t know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

BEDEVERE: How do know so much about swallows?

ARTHUR: Well, you have to know these things when you’re a king, you know.

[suspenseful music]

[music suddenly stops]

[intermission]

[suspenseful music resumes]

While on a Hangout with yumetakato and tsukiomi, Tsukiomi asked why was there no Monty Python meme for the Dress. This is all her fault.

Questions to ask the potential bae:

“What is your name?”

“What is your quest?”

“What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?”

I really like this lady from today’s comic. I hope we get to see her again.

She stood watching, thinking, rehearsing. She mulled the riddles in her mind, swapping their order, teasing the wording until each word landed just so. Once the travelers arrived, she would boldly deliver her challenge.

She spent this day, like the others, searching the horizon. First in one direction, then the other. The road leading here was overgrown, and the season nearly over, but still. Someone would arrive soon. They would have to. They would have to hear her riddles.

you should definitely cut it, it is better in every single way.

I’ve been wanting to do it for ages but couldn’t because I used to be full time competitive in my sport, where long hair is easier. But now, I’m sick and tired of it. I don’t like having my hair down because it gets in my way and I’m just yanking it back every day.

But seriously, it’s like I told my family that I wanted to shave my head. If another one tells me how pretty my hair is long, I will bite them. It grows back. God. 

not to kill the buzz of any of the yanks but I have never heard anyone call the american accent sexy or use it in a way that wasn’t taking the piss

lol yeah, the only time i’ve ever heard someone say they want to have the accent are girl that want to go to an American High school to meet fit boys and I don’t think they’re a good representation of Britain 

Thank you both so much for the follows and hello! :D

[Hi there! I intially thought you were a roleplay blog but by the looks of it, it seems your a fandom blog/personal blog. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong, but I just wanted to say hi and thank you for following!]

Thank you!  I have some more I took with a 35mm that I need to scan and put up still.  I am glad you like it.  :3