Tomorrow I’ll show up to my organic chemistry final with an “i shaved my balls for this” t shirt

this is my best friends “smokerhall au” where rookie is fighting lung disease so he can be with stevie. is it or is it not peak

yes stevie’s sash says balls and not halls

Thinking about getting into juggling

no seriously guys i’m getting concerned something smells like up dawg

i lied im probably gonna have a bit more of a presence over here so heres an intro post

i dont really know how tumblr works but i’m most present on pinteret at fujimotoatemyfish, and i only have social media on my computer because i’m trying to get off of it so i probably won’t dm too too often

most of my info is on my strawpage so please check that out (https://blebleblecoolwebsite.straw.page/), but i go by felix, im a minor, trans, etc etc its all on strawpage (including my dni and fandoms)

i figure i’ll prolly just post absolute bullshit on here but yeah. im kinda tired writing this so it might get updated.

uhhh tags because theyre cool (ask what song theyre from :3 )

“baby, i don’t think my head is coming off” - prolly js random typical shit, not really sure how to label

“for human, grossly underqualified / for canine, grossly overqualified” - minor vents/my complaining and rambling

“are you man enough to take the blame for this?” - bad vents (at least for me), ill put tws, but tbh i doubt ill post many of there

“if you feel lonley, i could be lonely with you” - friends!! online and irl <3

wow I am a day late to this but they got to smt4a in dx2!!! I’m so so happy, especially seeing Asahi in 3D!!!!

I’m ball maxing

Man today really sucked my mom yelled at me in the .morning then i had to wait an hour to get my schedule for highschool and then i think i missed an assignment in pe because of that after that i had to rush a summary i hate summerizing and then i have a sub for my french class (YaY) but it turns out it was ghe lther french teacher AUGKSHSLS and he kept only yapping in frnech and then we got fucking slient lunch bc “people” were throwing food but i was only throwing a bag of apples to my friend so she could get them and then i ahev a math test and i get a 71 on it (10/14) and i mentally breakdown i compose myself then break down again

Basically i hate today and im tired of playing this game but its fine im not gonna do anyting

I dont get the idea that masturbation is inherent in human nature just because primitive apes did it during mating sessions, because like. You were born with a weenor so you could put it in the vaginer to make babby. Not to wobble your wiggly worm for the pure purpose of arousal, because atleast that idea of self indulgence is a concious, self aware idea to me that comes from free will and not our “binary code” necessarily

I have this card 👀

“Geto really defected all cause he had to swallow balls” SHUT… UP!!!!!!!!!!

The irony of wishing for balls to become a doll

Balls, Brötzmann / Van Hove / Bennink (1970)

If anything, Ballsis even more antagonistic than the records which came before it. Here Brötzmann, Van Hove and Bennink filtered out of fans who were only in it for the noise, to leave behind the you call this balls mate brigade. Sparer, no less emphatic. 

Pick: ‘Balls’

Ngl, I love eating these mozzarella balls.

catgirl balls are a delicacy in quebec, according to a quabecois bunnygirl friend

𝚠𝚑𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋α𝚕𝚕𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝💔

⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧

⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧

When life gives you balls, play with them.