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Day 74.

2026-03-15.

Character - Arlecchino.

Series - Genshin Impact.

Artist - Yuki Daruma404

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Since Julius Caesar shares this illustrious anniversary with Eowyn 1v1ing the Witch King of Angmar it’s time to put this question to rest

Answer carefully or risk getting stabbed yourself 🔪

Roman politicians

Eowyn

Does she get an assist with Merry like with the Witch King?

She beats them easily.

How many stabs did they need to off one middle aged guy?

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It’s weird talking to left-wing people I know if Elon’s name comes up, because of how incredibly quickly and thoroughly they have been indoctrinated into believing he is the devil. I told a socialist guy I worked alongside I thought Musk was one of the most inspiring people in the world right now and he looked utterly bewildered and outraged. He asked why and I started to list some of the things above but the non-partisan facts of existence meeting his brain were like water running off a duck’s back.

It’s even better if you ask them why they hate him.

You’ll often get no reason other than buzzwords.

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if you 🫵 had your favourite legion/chapter at your disposal irl what would you command them to do first. dropshipping my alpha legion into the USA to accelerate the countries implosion

Why would the most loyal legion help destroy America?

If anything they’d help it remove it’s invaders.

Have the Imperial Fists fortify the Eastern border.

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DEEPNEST TOUR (they too big)

>Imagines the 3rd game where you play as Hollow and entering small tunnels is a movement ability you obtain in late game.

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Incapable of learning

I think it’s not that they aren’t capable of learning. I think it’s more they don’t want to admit they’re wrong. they ignore the obvious and continue to virtue signal and double down on policies, ideas, people that are proven failures because to admit otherwise doing and saying otherwise means Trump wins. Even if it has nothing to do with Trump or politics

No matter the reason, whether they are incapable or simply deeply conditioned not to, they do not learn, they do not apologize, they do not admit defeat, they are the deeply demoralized. How do you fix a societal problem of this scale without either rivers of blood or reeducation camps? The current system is attempting to extricate and ostracize them, only time can tell if this will be enough or simply regarded in hindsight as an insufficient half measure– if we even have the luxury of time.

The clown goes onto say how he laughed at people running from the smoking bomb for believing they were in danger and couldn’t control their “racist” reactions.

Degenerates like him…

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I hate that “chat” now makes people think of chatgpt. no. I’m asking my imaginary greek chorus twitch audience.

See, chat?

What we do is based!

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Nothing sells Hornet’s age like being called The Old One by a bunch of very old Shamans

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Do you consider your first name unique?

yes

no

nuance

I’d say somewhat unique in that you really can’t translate it into other languages and it’s one you don’t see too often. There are a couple famous people with it, and one fictional character who made my life on this site a living hell years ago.

It is pretty rare in my generation but became more popular over the last 2 decades. I see more young people with this name now…

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“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

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Red Delicious Apples

5th from the bottom on applerankings.com

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

Huh… I had heard those were good.

Depends. Every kind of fruit loses significantly in everything but quantity when it becomes mass produced due to popularity.

Red delicious are likely not the same as what our grandmas ate.

In my experience this happened to a lot of tomatoes. Store bought tomatoes range from “meh” to “tastes like grass” and most of them have this shitty hard core that needs to be cut out.

To get tomatoes that taste like fucking tomatoes I need to either go to a farmer’s market, get some from my aunt’s garden OR buy the “premium, bio, eco, ultra special” tomatoes at the store which cost 3 times as much as regular ones.

Interesting. I do buy apples at the farmer’s market as well from time to time and they’re also much better than ones from the store (while being bigger and cheaper).

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Blearily waking up from a lovely nap to see the noble Blemishine knight standing above you about to deal a tremendous amount of bonus damage to you

[Bluesky]

Stabbing as foreplay? That’s a first but I’m ready to learn.

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Gym Rat by prab [Twitter/X]
※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

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Day 73.

2026-03-14.

Character - Sirius.

Series - Azur Lane.

Artist - Kuwahara Taiki

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“scythes are impractical battle weapons” you say but i can’t hear you over the swish swish of my huge fucking scythe, which is cool

You know what else is an impractical battle weapon? A mouth, but you keep choosing to use it.

OP has a point. Look. 👇

Rule of cool, baby. 😎

YESS!!

I love me some scythe wielding anime girls.

But also it’s a much more practical weapon when you shift the blade a 90 degrees

The motto on the banner is “They feed and they defend”

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Conflicting Interpretations Of The Omnissiah’s Will

by emwattnot

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My first fullmetal alchemist brotherhood fanart  (งツ)ว click for bigger + read left to right

inspired by personal experience… I normally hate milk but if you give me something super spicy before hand i will drink Th e En t i re Mi l k. (Milk is supposed to relieve spiciness)

Oh that’s a Diabolical way to make him drink milk XD

It still won’t make him bigger! The Truth prevents him from growing! xD

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