Ruby: I can’t sleep and my mouse friend is giving me a rude look.
Blake: EAT IT.
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Love, Joy, Humor, and... Something.
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"Keep up the good work!" -Me, I said that.
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Blake: (Rogue) I am a blade in the night. I’ve committed countless atrocities in the name of my own justice. Nothing will make me cry.
Weiss: (Wizard, Pats her shoulder) I’m proud of you, Blake.
Ruby: (Ranger, Tray of sweets) Yang and I made muffins from what we scrounged! You want one~?
Yang: (Barbarian, Open arms) Oh, I know that look… C'mere and give your bestest buddy a big hug~!
Blake:
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Oscar: Oz… We need to take a break… We’ve been wandering around Vacuo for… What? Six? Seven days?
Ozpin: Ha ha six seven~.
Oscar: THIS IS THE LAST STRAW.
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Winter: (Pulling eggs from fridge, On scroll)
Willow: (Via scroll) Winter Schnee, you are 33 years old! WHEN ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?!
Winter: (Rolls her eyes, Rolls her ankle, Falls)
Willow: YOUR TIME’S RUNNING OUT!
Winter: (Plucking broken shells, Sighs) M… My eggs…
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Y'know, as hilarious of an idea this is, I don’t really know how to work with this one. I mean, you’ve pretty much said it all.
However, I do think that the roster could be adjusted for this interacial bisexual power-bottom throuple thing you’re going for.
[[MORE]]Whitley - Ruby and Oscar with Ruby as a Wolf!Faunus. They all hang out together in their age-appropriate setting, though Oscar definitely gets first dibs on kissing the Schnee boy.
Weiss - Sun and Blake go in for a combo with Sun going full-on “return to monke” on the girl who called him a rapscallion. Meanwhile, Blake is sitting in the chair, waiting for her turn while enjoying the show.
Winter - Marrow and Robyn Hill keep things professional beyond closed doors. Behind, however, Winter is absolutely on her hands and knees and begging for a taste. And she gets it… after she earns it.
Jacques/Willow - Ghira & Kali, whom I imagine they meet in an attempt at diplomacy, only for Jacques to become enraged at the implication (if there even was one) that Ghira was the better man than he was, with his rippling muscles and luscious hair and his overpowering masculine aroma and Willow launches her husband into Kali’s husbands arms and, well, the rest is diplomacy.
Since then, the Schnees have amended their ways and now put in the effort to make things right between humans and Faunus. Equal rights, fair treatment, free lunches; the whole she-bang! HA HA~! Bang~.
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Jaune: Wow, Mr. Jacques Arc, you’re actually pretty cool~!
Ruby: Snrk! Jacques Arc?
Weiss: I don’t like how Jaune Arc is getting along with my father.
Weiss: That’s it, that’s the conflict of this episode.
Ruby: I still can’t get over Mr. Jacques Arc. Like, it’s Jaune, but he grows white hair and a mustache like Jacques.
Jaune: Weiss, isn’t this great? I get to be me AND I get all of your dad’s money!
Weiss: I don’t want to have sex with you because you look like my father.
Weiss: That’s it. That’s the conflict of the episode.
Jaune: Ah, man, this is worse than the time I had to give up being Mr. Jacques Arc!
Ruby: You have to get rid of it, Jaune. The joke’s too funny. It’s too funny and good of a joke.
Jaune: …
Weiss: …
Ruby: …
Fade to black
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Let me tell you how my writing process works.
An idea comes up, either by you guys or myself, and I roll with it. I develop the idea, build it in my mind, agonize over details, until finally, it comes out. I make it and I put it out there, or at least the first part.
No response.
I dream of how the story continues, how I intend to take the story forward.
No one notices.
I settle on working on other works, byt dream of continuing now and then.
It’s out there, my failed attempt, and now I’ll never attempt it again.
Thanks for coming to my pity party.
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Blake: Sorry, Repressed Trauma of Abusive Ex-Lovers, but we just don’t think you qualify as a valid emotion.
Adam: This is such fucking bullshit! You let Jaune Arc in!
Jaune: Grieving Over the Death of Your Crush is an important part of a person’s life, how about you read a fucking book
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Salem: (Via seer) Refuse my invitation and I shall hunt down each and every single one of your children…
Salem: …except for Qrow, who has never known the touch of a woman~.
Qrow: Hey now, that’s actually true, yeah…
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And this poll’s winner is…
The one person in Fry’s he knew he could count on, no matter what: SEYMOUR.
And coming in last is… WHOA! It’s a three-way tie!
Between a superhero, a companion, and… Brain.
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Back at it again, huh? Alright…
- William Afton, aka Springtrap
(Five Night’s at Freddy’s) - Harley Sawyer, aka The Doctor
(Poppy Playtime)
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Dr. Harley Sawyer was the head of the Special Projects division at Playtime Co. and was the driving force behind the “Bigger Bodies” project in which test subjects, i.e. children, were experimented on and turned into toys in an attempt to achieve human immortality. With a resumé like that, it’s pretty clear that he’s not a good guy. What he lacks in, well, humanity, he makes up for in cunning, cruelty, and cleverness. What he also lacks in humanity he lacks in having a body as well, since he’s essentially in one big machine with only his heart, lungs, and brain operating it. But this lack of a body doesn’t stop him from taking control of machinery around him. All very fitting since his personality isn’t really the picture of humanity, finding things like sympathy, concern for others, and, y'know, being a decent human being was beneath him. Who better to put in charge of making monsters than a violent, manipulative sociopath?
But I’m slipping away from what he can do, which is surprisingly a lot for a guy who is just a set of organs in a metal jar. If there’s amachine nearby he can control, then he by all means can and will control it. He’s not even limited to just one body. He can send pretty much an entire robo army after the player if they’re not careful. It should also be noted that that he has trap after trap after trap set up around him to make a game of your death. Whether it’s Yarnaby, Baba Chops, or Simon Smoke, Dr. Harley Sawyer has more than one way to skin your cat.
All that said, he’s still just a brain in a tank. Take that out, then it’s all over for him… unless his backup date is rebooted like at the end of Chapter 5 wherein the player must team up with him (supposedly) in order to save Poppy from the Prototype. Still, though, with all the layers upon layers of obstacles you have to go through to reach that point, it’s unlikely The Doctor will be that easy of an opponent. Especially when the only thing holding back using your brain over brawn is when the humanity that Dr. Harley Sawyer clearly doesn’t have.
Fun Fact! Despite not appearing until Chapter 3, The Doctor might have the most detailed backstory of the entire cast of Poppy Playtime, due to his involvement in the main game, ARG, books, and VHS tapes.
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William Afton just might be the most despicable and vile character ever created… according to the wiki, though the logic and reasoning behind this statement is valid. The man behind the springlock suit is a violent serial killer who murdered children in an attempt to “absorb” their remnant to prolong his life, a manipulative sociopath (two~!) who stole his friend’s business idea and took all the credit, and is so unbearably difficult to kill because he’s died twice in different ways, and yet is technically still alive through Glitchtrap, which is an AI that took Afton’s killing spree as a life goal!
But I digress. The first was when his hubris got the better of him and was killed by his own creation; the springlock suit that had been worn by years and water damage. Second death came at the hands of his son, Michael Afton, and his old business partner, Henry Emily, the daughter of whom was the first victim of Wiliiam Afton, who was trapped inside a room and set on fire, hopefully killing him for good and leaving him in “the darkest pit of Hell” where he belongs.
Surviving impalement is already impressive, but if he could survive burning alive, too? That would be a nightmare, especially if he really is somehow alive in Glitchtrap, then he can control not only robots, but humans, too! Evil never dies, it seems, and William Afton is undead proof that no matter how hard you fight, he’ll always come back.
Fun Fact! Scott Cawthon, the creator of Five Night’s at Freddy’s is in favor of W.A. coming back, but only “if it makes sense”.
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SAVE NONE
Going at it for another Death Battle set up…
Music, well, I can’t seem to get away from pianos on this one because I’m imagining something like the light tinkling of softer keys like in “Resident Rising” before finishing off with wavy guitar sounds for the final confrontation. As for the track name, it comes from Sawyer’s final words in Chapter 4 as well as the final minigame SAVE THEM from FNAF 2, wherein William Afton is murdered by the spirits of haunting children.
As for the fight itself, I’m thinking Springtrap finds his way into The Doctor’s lab, outsmarting every trap and foe sent at him. In the final confrontation, Springtrap makes a beeline for The Doctor’s vital organs while robots try to stop him. It’s here, I think, where Springtrap slips up and fails, because as powerful as he is, he’s still just a guy in a suit while Harley Sawyer has literal control over every robot in his lab.
I did think of a fun way for Afton to win, however, wherein he uploads a virus that destroys Sawyer from his own computer… but not only is that not William Afton, but he’s not involved in the creation whatsoever. Still, that’d be a fun finisher, wouldn’t it? Ala Ultron V. Sigma.
And yeah, that’s pretty much my thoughts on how this fight squares up.
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MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO
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UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER
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what the fuck is going on
On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though
What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.
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WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????
The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.
The green is also slightly more vivid in the
protanomaly strip than it is in the
deuteranomaly
one.
They’re… They’re identical…
What’s… What’s the difference-?
welp. one of the moots has tritanomaly colour blindness!
I’m not colourblind, but like, on the last one, deuteranomaly and protanomaly are identical to eachother- so are protanopia and deuteranopia-
They aren’t different?
I feel like I should add this
DMFJKLEKDFJKLDKJDFKLDSKAL
That quiz is diabolical, but aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I am not gonna lie but the reds and red-adjacents were a real bitch in the last ten or so rounds.
Around Round 24 was where it got genuinely hard for me.
@epic-arc @noneatnonedotcom @infoglitch @itsouttherenow @itsupermanti @misterlazer @notmaplemable
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SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
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“He can CLONE himself?!”
“We’ve never dealt with anything like this before!”
“WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
“And yet, we’re still here.” The panicking room began to fall silent, all turning to the one quiet voice of reason amongst them all. In fact, he was surprisingly calm and aloof, even by Sonic the Hedgehog standards. The hero of Mobius kicked himself from the wall and walked around the image on the console. “Don’t get me wrong, this upgrade is definitely something new, but I’m sure we can kick the colossal mechanical keister out of this bucket of bolts just like we always have.”
“But Sonic,” Tails argued, “this isn’t just another Time Eater or Black Doom situation; this is Metal Sonic, and he’s going to come after you with everything he’s got, which we know nothing about!”
“And yet, here I am~.” The Blue Blur shrugged. “Still waiting for his rematch~.”
“Are you really that arrogant to think you could beat him?!” Knuckles barked, fists slamming into the reinforced console. Some of the members of the Freedom Fighters began tilting their heads, looking to beneath the console. It wouldn’t be the first time Knuckles broke something in the command room. “I doubt even Eggman could control him now!”
“That’s it!” Tails jumped up, rushing to the console. “Knuckles is right!”
“I am?”
“He is?” Sonic asked, along with a few others. The echidna’s neck snapped so hard, you’d think he’d get whiplash, but if he did, he didn’t show it. “Whatcha got, Buddy?”
“Metal Sonic isn’t coming after us yet because he still needs Dr. Eggman for something.”
“But he hasn’t been seen since the Single-Day War.” Amy clarified. “All reports confirm that he was likely destroyed when fighting that giant turtle thing.”
“Koopa.” Sonic clarified Amy’s clarification. “And his name is Bowser. Not exactly the nicest guy but somehow was able to put Egghead out of commission.”
“Including Metal Sonic.” Tails continued. With a final tap and click, an image of regality flared across the screen. White walls topped with red shingle-roofs and domes in the shape of mushroom caps. Data spilled down the screen next to the image, listing notable events, persons of interest, and even a few restaurants. “And I think that’s his next target.”
“All the way in the Mushroom Kingdom?” Amy asked. “Isn’t that where Sonic…?”
“Don’t remind me.” The hedgehog in question looked away, the bright glow of the screen hiding his embarrassment. He’d argued on and on how he wasn’t exactly feeling right that day. The same was said by his opponent, the red-capped hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario… in his own sort of way.
“I’ll get a trans-dimensional contact set up with Mr. Toadsworth in the Mushroom Kingdom.” Tails began typing once more.
“Everyone else, be ready in case Metal Sonic shows up.” Knuckles shouted to the rest of the room. “If he shows up, we’re gonna make sure his upgrades are actually downgrades!”
With that, the Freedom Fighters set out to prepare for the worst, and hope for the best. Everyone except Sonic, though no one paid much attention to him, since he always moved at his own pace. Walking up to the console, next to Tails, he folded his arms. Tails continued to work, slowing down for nothing, and spoke.
“Are you sure you can beat him?”
“Call me prideful, arrogant, or some other third thing, and I’ll just say it’s arrogance.” He chuckled, then let out a sigh. “But you guys are right about one thing. This is definitely the worst thing possible.”
“Mhm.” Tails lifted his hands and looked to Sonic. “Is there something you want to tell me? I promise not to tell anyone. You can trust me.”
“Yeah, I know, little buddy~.” With a supersonic motion, Tails head was tousled to near noogie levels. “But I do have a question, though.”
“Yeah?”
“Who was that guy Metal copied?” Sonic quirked his brow, looking to the previous screenshot showing the killing blow. “Never heard of him before. Sell?”
“Perfect Cell.” The two whirled around at the stranger’s voice. They found Silver the Hedgehog approaching with a much taller person with purple hair trimmed to a bowl-cut and a sword to the back of his blue jacket. In his hand, he held a small device the size of a pocket watch that made small beeping sounds to indicate nothing around them. “His name is Perfect Cell, and he’s the monster who killed me.”
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So… What exactly did Caesar do to get assassinated? Like, I doubt it was because he was the guy in power. SOMETHING must’ve snapped in the others to make them go, “Yeah, let’s kill him”.
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TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY
wow this is just a bad date in fiction
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It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times
GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15
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Temptation to create Legoshi/Haru offspring is stuck on me 😀
One child (mostly likely a son)
Two children
Three children
More then three children
results 🐰🐺
I haven’t seen Beastars yet, so I’ll choose option last
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Everyone keep sending your attacks. She can’t protect him forever
This woman is currently being sued by the state of Texas for scamming her internet followers and the husband in question was kicked out of the police force for brutality just fyi
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i feel like this is exactly how i sound when i post on here
ROBOTNIK: BEHOLD! 1000 cereals! I collect cereals! It took me NINE yeareals to collect the cereals! yæM yuM Cereals. Goooooood.
SCRATCH: CONGRATULATIONS!
ROBOTNIK: SHUT. UUUUUUP! €€€€€€€£ Ph Ph Ph Pbodhbodhddddd Acsuus Acsuus! FfffUCK STEven universe!
